Hilarious response to fortune cookie

5  2017-08-11 by EdguhMellencamp

The message said "You will overcome a great trial and find contentment :)" so I just deadpan "That'll be the day!" and everybody starts clappin n shit

7 comments

1  ShetUp 2017-08-11

Just make sure to stare directly at the camera u peesa gabige

1  EdguhMellencamp 2017-08-11

cut that part out babe

1  AsianAnalParty 2017-08-11

I wish you would put the "dead" in deadpan.

1  Toss__Pot 2017-08-11

& maybe someone puts a 'pan' in his face. FUCKZ YEH!

1  jjoharanyc1 2017-08-11

Too bad your great trial wasn't at Nuremberg.

1  Toss__Pot 2017-08-11

I always get feminine fortune cookies ...

like misfortune cookies or summet, tss

1  i_saw_nothing 2017-08-11

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!!!

Try adding, "...in bed!" at the end!