I think that every time I come here

Eh, I try to balance it out with other hobbies. I'm growing bonsai trees that will hopefully outlive me.

Remember Dopie and Agony? Lmao

Rollin with the devil!

Hey faggot, atleast I have a fucking job.

No

Opie and Anthony have millions of dollars, and they're miserable pieces of shit that spend all day getting validation from social media like little girls

These motherfuckers are the personification of "Money doesn't buy happiness"

As pathetic as we are, they're an order of magnitude more pathetic because they have every resource available to move on and choose not to.

I have a surprisingly high self esteem for a loser so nothing depresses me. I like to think I live a bit like Opie.

They are rich and depressed so we are better than them!

Well, I'm not running around telling everyone that will listen that I'm relevant.. so I have that going for me.

ME: That's the bit!