ME:"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
LYNSI:"Well, I need you to watch these retarded kids so I can go down Philadelphia and get my holes stuffed."
You’re spending what? Twenty, maybe thirty dollars a month on siriusXM? Come on! Would you give somebody that much money each month to bore you to death? ‘Cause that’s what you’re doing now, by paying for this so-called privilege to listen to uncensored real radio…
It’s that kinda mentality that allows morning zoo radio to thrive. ‘Course we’re all gonna have to settle for mediocre entertainment some day. But do we have to pay for it? Do we have to actually throw hard-earned dollars down on the counter and say, ‘Please Mr. Merchant-of-Dreck, sir, please, sell me something that’ll alienate up my friends and my family and put me to sleep’? …
Yeah. Yeah, and now here comes the speech about how they're just doing their job by going through the motions monday through friday. Friends, let me tell you about another radio staff too afraid to call out their meaty-titted boss. They were walking on Greggshells!…
Yeah, and they practically wiped an entire fanbase off the map just like Jason Ellis is doing now.
Im truly shocked that Kevin "Hack" Smith hasn't had a scene where two closet queer protagonists have an extended "You ever really think about water?" discussion.
23 comments
1 jjoharanyc1 2017-08-10
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-08-10
37?!!!
1 robocopsboner 2017-08-10
FILMING YOU WHILE TAKING SHIT
BERZERKERRRRR
PLEASE GIVE ME A JOB SPINNING HITS
BERZERKERRRR
1 BellyFullOfSwans 2017-08-10
Happy Scatty Hero Ope
1 TheSmallGiantt 2017-08-10
WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCK MY WIFE
BERZERKERRR
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-08-10
I hate myself for laughing at this.
1 MattMattMatthew 2017-08-10
that's beautiful man
1 BellyFullOfSwans 2017-08-10
Also starring Jim "Snowball" Norton
1 sherockradio 2017-08-10
That can't be them, these are two washed-up nobodies whose careers peaked in the late 90s and haven't done anything notable since the early 2000s
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-10
ME:"I'm not even supposed to be here today." LYNSI:"Well, I need you to watch these retarded kids so I can go down Philadelphia and get my holes stuffed."
1 Belchides 2017-08-10
Randall is interesting though
1 Randal_X 2017-08-10
Why, thankyou.
1 ScorchIsMyHero 2017-08-10
37! Lynsi sucked 37 dicks!
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-08-10
in a row?
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-08-10
Try not to suck any Denny's on your way to West Chester!
1 solstheimsnow 2017-08-10
"Come on Lil Jimmy let's get the fuck out of this fuckin' jip joint, with this fuckin' faggot Opie, you cock smoker."
1 goarlorde 2017-08-10
WE ASSURE YOU, HE'S BROADCASTING
1 DeRosas_livelihood 2017-08-10
You’re spending what? Twenty, maybe thirty dollars a month on siriusXM? Come on! Would you give somebody that much money each month to bore you to death? ‘Cause that’s what you’re doing now, by paying for this so-called privilege to listen to uncensored real radio…
It’s that kinda mentality that allows morning zoo radio to thrive. ‘Course we’re all gonna have to settle for mediocre entertainment some day. But do we have to pay for it? Do we have to actually throw hard-earned dollars down on the counter and say, ‘Please Mr. Merchant-of-Dreck, sir, please, sell me something that’ll alienate up my friends and my family and put me to sleep’? …
Yeah. Yeah, and now here comes the speech about how they're just doing their job by going through the motions monday through friday. Friends, let me tell you about another radio staff too afraid to call out their meaty-titted boss. They were walking on Greggshells!…
Yeah, and they practically wiped an entire fanbase off the map just like Jason Ellis is doing now.
1 Donbwee 2017-08-10
Um no
1 deathbirdstories 2017-08-10
Im truly shocked that Kevin "Hack" Smith hasn't had a scene where two closet queer protagonists have an extended "You ever really think about water?" discussion.
1 KangolVos 2017-08-10
"Chicks with dicks. I thought we could watch it together!"
1 VincentSports89 2017-08-10
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fawkin haters.
1 alobesmooth 2017-08-10
She used to go out with an Italian skateboard major.