Don't you like the stories where the cocksuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckers at @Continental wake him in his first class seat to give him a warm chocolate chip cookie, but it's only barely tepid, and not warm at all?
Or, he is vastly insecure and puts too much value in vanity to couple with his wealth in order to attract young girls he can have complete dominance over.
This is my thought too. Anthony started to fix himself up when he was getting better quality girls. When they left, and he realized he could still pull women off twitter without much work, it slowed down a bit. He still has occasional Tv work so he's sorta going with a middle ground now.
Steroids and or HGH could explain Anthony's transformation into a human bobblehead. I've read other's hypotheses this was due to bloating from alcoholism, however I'm a drunk and I've got a head only slightly larger than a grapefruit.
I can't get over the idea that he took steroids or HGH or whatever. Out of all the things he did to himself, that is the most stupid. All he did was get fatter. He still has no muscles. I think someone forgot to tell him that if you take that shit you still have to actually work out and eat right, otherwise it doesn't work.
I doubt it. Ant doesn't take things "friends" or other comedians say seriously because they aren't intended to hurt him. It was probably the fans repeating the line sincerely that got to the sensitive faggot and made him change his appearance.
37 comments
1 CommanderCock 2017-08-10
Goatee Ant was funny. I miss Goatee Ant.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-08-10
If it weren't for all those misunderstood terror attacks that would probably be the best version of Ant.
1 knitro 2017-08-10
Theory: no.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-08-10
maybe; it also could have been the corsican pimp or pedophile carnie comparisons.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-10
They've got 21 hours left in a day once the show ends, it's probably because of a comment from one of the people in his actual life.
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-08-10
So.... Keith or Bevis?
1 nhlroyalty 2017-08-10
80% into life crisis
1 porsalin 2017-08-10
Goatee Ant and Fat Jim were the best versions of them.
1 philtheprince 2017-08-10
It wasn't so much fat Jim as angry Jim. Now we have pontificating Jim. Who has his moments. But angry Jim was funnier.
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-08-10
Jim still gets angry.
Don't you like the stories where the cocksuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckers at @Continental wake him in his first class seat to give him a warm chocolate chip cookie, but it's only barely tepid, and not warm at all?
1 logicunt 2017-08-10
Those scuuuummmmmmmmbags gave him a chocolate chip cookie that was made with vanilla extract, which contains traces of alcohol. He's in recovery!!!!!
1 Gottagetgot 2017-08-10
I love when he lets those scuuuuuuumbags at apple have it regarding cloud storage.
1 greeneyedunicorn2 2017-08-10
I think he's evolving from pontificating Jim to woke Jim.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-10
Angry Jim was an annoying cunt. He sounded like a 12 year ranting on their myspace page.
1 indridcold1 2017-08-10
What was Opie's best version?
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-08-10
When he dies.
1 pinkie_pride 2017-08-10
Spuds Buckley
1 AntwansBobo 2017-08-10
He wanted the Fox news /alt right / kkk crowd acceptance so he changed his look
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-08-10
The alt right: people who use Pepe as a mascot.
Fox News: people who have no idea what 4chan is.
They're not the same group just because you happen to disagree with both of them.
1 AntwansBobo 2017-08-10
Suck my balls how about that you cunt
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-08-10
Or, he is vastly insecure and puts too much value in vanity to couple with his wealth in order to attract young girls he can have complete dominance over.
1 nhlroyalty 2017-08-10
prob the only thing I semi respect him for anymore
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-08-10
Nah, it all started when he was dating the model.
1 Sternacthegreat 2017-08-10
This is my thought too. Anthony started to fix himself up when he was getting better quality girls. When they left, and he realized he could still pull women off twitter without much work, it slowed down a bit. He still has occasional Tv work so he's sorta going with a middle ground now.
1 KuukerinNelli 2017-08-10
Your theory blows.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-10
IT NEEDED DA MONEEEEEEYYYY!!!
1 Belchides 2017-08-10
He was probably graying in his beard so he shaved it. Ironically, he looks even older without it.
1 OochyWally 2017-08-10
He's pulling a Sammy Sosa, so ashamed of his African heritage.
1 breadmoccasin 2017-08-10
Theory: Ant wants to spill his putrid negroid seed into young white pussy, and takes action that he believes will aid in this goal.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-08-10
dont we all
1 spicysandwich80 2017-08-10
I always figured Ant was doing too much coke so after his heart attack scare he started cleaning up his act with the gym trainer etc.
1 DickAction 2017-08-10
Steroids and or HGH could explain Anthony's transformation into a human bobblehead. I've read other's hypotheses this was due to bloating from alcoholism, however I'm a drunk and I've got a head only slightly larger than a grapefruit.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-10
Fucking hilarious
https://youtu.be/f91Ty9F2WlU?T=5m15s
1 nhlroyalty 2017-08-10
Any pics/screen caps of him now? I don't pay for that shit
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-08-10
I can't get over the idea that he took steroids or HGH or whatever. Out of all the things he did to himself, that is the most stupid. All he did was get fatter. He still has no muscles. I think someone forgot to tell him that if you take that shit you still have to actually work out and eat right, otherwise it doesn't work.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-10
I doubt it. Ant doesn't take things "friends" or other comedians say seriously because they aren't intended to hurt him. It was probably the fans repeating the line sincerely that got to the sensitive faggot and made him change his appearance.
1 tingleson 2017-08-10
Is he juicing?
1 FishstickJones 2017-08-10
Don't forget miserable, nearly divorced Louis.
1 Syphillisdiller1 2017-08-10
Theory: ant just realized he looked like shit.
1 pinkie_pride 2017-08-10
Colin also once said Anthony resembled a lizard, ironically he looks more like a lizard without the goatee