Opie's Political Insight: It's the CORPORATIONS, MAAAAAAN! TRUMP!!!

96  2017-08-09 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

74 comments

I would argue that he does have a lot of insight on career suicide, despite being devoid of any knowledge about politics. Also he is a homosexual man with large mammaries.

Yesssss, he does know about suicide, yessssss.

Opie has breasts

I never thought about it that way before

they smell too

It'd be much like taking a picture of a man shitting

He is right

Shut up, nigger.

Sorry forgot I was in edgytown

"blank"town? After you come back from hackville you should slit your faggot throat.

Awwww did I not use enough naughty words like my favourite radio boys?

Don't deflect because you made a joke a 50 year old soccer mom would make. Say awww again to prove how not mad you are.

He fuckin stuck it to you dude, now walk away with ur tail in between your legs sissy

Of course he is. The reason I posted this is because it's the most bland and remedial political opinion regarding this issue, but Opie is posting it like he just came up with it.

Good point, I'll come back there and shut up.

WTF can Trump do anyway? People need opioied painkillers. Every place I've I've been they have that shit out with an eyedropper. You don't have to mess with "big pharma". There's some docs being irresponsible somewhere, and then there's illegal sales. I've just heard of this thing called the "dark web".

The problem is doctors irresponsibly prescribing. These medications have been around for a long time. The key is not handing them out for every little thing.

I got addicted to Xanax years ago just by getting them from my primary for panic attacks. I ended up in 2 rehabs and one mental ward because of it. All I did was take them as prescribed, soon as I tried to go off, I lost my mind.

The doctor told me I could take up to 3 tabs a day and never mentioned what would happen when I went off.

How many mg? I take xanax, and so far never had a problem, but I do worry about it.

I agree, pussy trump is all in with the corporate agenda. You would have to be Bobo level retarded to not see it

He should have a corporate agenda, he's the fucking president.

To an extent, I don't like the narrative that he is some kind of fucking revolutionary man of the people type of person. Maybe there were hints of that in the beginning but he is slowly becoming just another politician like the rest of em

Thats 2 comments and 0 points. Just go live in the mountains, don't bother anyone for a while.

Opie's political opinions come down to whatever Patrice told him.

"You know what Patrice? I'm totally with you on this one brother"

You really turned me around on this one, Patrice!

It was all those HOURS on the phone with Patrice. Opie got woke.

Can someone give this man a radio show already?

Amen brother

Central nervous system depressants never killed anyone.

Wut?

ME: I was bein facetious ya DOPE! sniff

Save it for the Facebook Deli show, loser.

ANOTHER HOT TAKE FROM THE OPSTER

"If voting could change anything, they would fawkin' outlawed it."

More like the Opieoid problem...

What's that?

Low energy

Sad

That's the bit...

way to jazz it up bro

This guy over here gets it.

Ehh, opioids are a buzzword again?

Junkie drama is so draining. Either embrace your addiction or face the (temporary) soul crushing pain of withdrawal and move on.

Regular Joe over here's got a hot take.

Lunch pail, coffee thermos, brewskie, I'm satisfied, etc.

Did this satisfy your regular joe reference?

Tell ya the only thing I'm addicted to: An honest day's work. Opiod schmopioid, I say: Ya sit down, ride it out, get yourself a container of coffee, get to the job site. Little stick-to-it-iveness is all ya need.

You should've led with this.

But regular joe wasn't my intention. If you like drugs do them, if you don't quit. I've done them, quit, and don't give a fuck about anyone else's "struggle"

It's not important enough to make headlines.

I'm saying it's glib to just say "Just stop doing drugs." Do you think this hasn't occurred to every single alcoholic or junkie that's lost a lot in life because of their addiction? It's more complicated than that.

You left out fat fucks. That's a tough one too, because you HAVE to moderate. You can quit drinking, quit heroin, nobody has to do them. You have to eat. I'm not saying it's nearly as hard to learn to eat healthy as it is to stop using heroin or alcohol. It's just a slightly different animal because there is an adictive component, but you can't quit.

*Inhale* Yeah, it's tough man.

This also where the argument about it being a disease comes in. It's not a disease like polio. Nobody just wakes up one morning addicted to heroin having never used it. But, the most effective way to treat seems to be as a disease.

And then there's people who can just quit. But I think that's sort of rare. What I've seen more of is "I'm going to quit everything and just smoke weed" and that seems to work for some people.

it's easy dude; heroin will plug-up your guts, cocaine will take away appetite ..... whats wrong with these fat fuks?

Worked for Belushi.

Yes, the drug companies, like the Mexican mafia.

If there is anyone who knows about career suicide it is Tits.

This is like a non-ironic Colin tweet.

This is like one of Colin's tweets except I know it's dead serious so it just makes me angry.

Remember when Opie used to hide his political beliefs? Now, he is going all in with his liberal self. Because he noticed that he gets more re-tweets doing that than anything else he was saying. When he tried to be funny, it failed every time. So now he just makes generic political remarks that have been made a million times already.

There's no Anthony around to destroy his liberal positions anymore.

I don't think "Big Pharma!" panic is contained to the Left. There's lots of crossover with anti-vaxxers and general doctor-phobia from your Alex Jones and the like.

I don't think Opie has the necessary intelligence to be liberal or conservative. This is a man (with tits) who consistently bragged about never voting or knowing anything about the candidates.

I'm liking this new Political Opie character. Policopie.

He'd come up with something far more snappy and creative. "Loves-the-politics Guy"

Written by an expert on career suicide

Maybe you shouldn't be on Twitter and should actually be doing something productive with your say. Like finding a good divorce lawyer and making a dentist appointment for those disgusting yellow teeth.

I picture 45 truck drivers nodding in agreement with him.

I think you mean 4 or 5 truck drivers

Fuck you dude. Even truckers aren't that stupid

Is his bitch gacked up on downers? Wtf does he care.

I would find this equally believable if it was an ironic CQ tweet or one of those Bobo tweets where he decides he's an intellectual.

Opie thinks being a total cuck will get him hired faster

That's career suicide for any politician.

So is becoming the President you fucking imbecile; what the hell else would one aspire to be in their future career besides maybe being a two-termer? Anyway, Trump has got to be the least "career politician" in American history. Opie can't even make a simple cogent point.

Member when Hannity said Gregg was a liberal and Tits got pissed.

This is the political insight of a junior high schooler. Wow, Opie. Big Pharma has a vested interested in drug addiction? Do they have something called lobbyists too?

Can he just shut up and retire? He's not a personality.

Retire from what?

Life

That doesn't even make sense lol. Addressing the opioid problem would make people not vote for him?

Really deep bruh!

This guy's good.

If anyone is an expert on career suicide, look no further than the Opester.

Sorry forgot I was in edgytown

Awwww did I not use enough naughty words like my favourite radio boys?

What's that?

Tell ya the only thing I'm addicted to: An honest day's work. Opiod schmopioid, I say: Ya sit down, ride it out, get yourself a container of coffee, get to the job site. Little stick-to-it-iveness is all ya need.

That's the bit...

way to jazz it up bro

This guy over here gets it.

You left out fat fucks. That's a tough one too, because you HAVE to moderate. You can quit drinking, quit heroin, nobody has to do them. You have to eat. I'm not saying it's nearly as hard to learn to eat healthy as it is to stop using heroin or alcohol. It's just a slightly different animal because there is an adictive component, but you can't quit.