WWE to Sam: Drop Dead. Opie & Sous Chef Responsible for Hepatitis Outbreak?

9  2017-08-09 by 867-5309-

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It's pretty cringeworthy that this was created. Fake newspapers now?

What makes you think that it's a fake?

It says daily news, how is it fake????

Fake news. Many such cases! SAD!

how's that one hour a week of obsessing over hating Sam Roberts going?

$49.99 sounds like a bargain to meet the last professional neanderthal-goat hybrid.

I mean, sometimes it's the effort that counts.

How fucking great would it be if Sam hit it big with the WWE for about 3 months, was fired over something utterly humiliating, then had to start making the convention rounds setting up a table next to Virgil?