Do you think they pay her for pulling carriages around central park?

The bottom half of this picture is Nia peeling a banana with her feet.

That's terrible. I'm sorry.

Heres his side piece

http://i.imgur.com/QVL3Lkb.jpg

This is Sherrod without a fat fucking tongue

oh its in there

Andy Dufrene and Red start a new life in Cabo

I wish that picture had them looking more like Brooks.

Gummy bitch

That bitch is rough.

Without bringing race into it she is just an objectively ugly woman. Very masculine, huge mouth, too gummy, small beady eyes, massive shoulders, Robin Quivers eyebrows, awful indian woman style greasy, wavy hair, totally shapeless body, huge boxer nose...

Bill fucked up

I highly doubt that is even her own hair. the fucking weave game is crazy. most black women can only afford horse hair or something cheap, I bet ole billy boy is dumping tons of money for real hair for her to look that bad.

Heres her real hair

http://missedconnectionsmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2.jpg

I hate Nia as much if not more than the rest but I think she looks decent in that photo.

She should keep her hair short and tight

Teehee

It must have been taken before she experienced the rigors and stresses of being a "kept woman"

Definitely not her real hair. Black women do not get nice hair, no matter what they do. It really only works if they embrace the nappiness and just go with a big afro or braids or something. But if you see a woman with nice, straight, silky smooth hair, with a hairline that doesn't start at the top of their head, it is for sure fake. It's some Indian woman's hair that she sold so she can get to the front of the shitting line.

So, you mean shes black

Bill's ugly as shit too

But he's a dude. A rich dude. Which could explain it. What doesn't explain it is Bill's angle. She ugly and poor and a snob.

But he's successful and wealthy. That drags you up to at least a 7.

I almost feel bad for him. Almost.

Is that lafawnda from Napoleon Dynamite?

She could fit his forehead in her mouth.

And she wouldn't hesitate to rip his face off if he gets between her and her cub.

I know the phrase gets overused to death but its the only thing coming to mind when I look at that picture. That man is a cuckold. Either in the bedroom or in the relationship, not sure which is worse.

He's starting to look more and more like tom Willis from the jeffersons

She has about as much femininity as any NCAAB power forward. She should be playing for Rutgers.

I thought that was Shannon Sharp

It's truly upsetting. She's so remarkably unattractive and yet his white guilt and social politics ended up making him breed w/ this thing. It's not even like she's cool. There's a mountain of evidence that she is a complete cunt. Fucking unbelievable. Ol' Billy Boy's gonna have a "midlife" crisis at 60. Thinking about that amazing ass he could've gotten w/ his pretty huge fame in his forties. Holy shit. Poor guy.

At the very least why doesn't use he some of his monies from his newfound fame to fix her God dam teeth and gums?

She looks like if they updated Aunt Jemima.

Find a second women that can cuck him quite like her. Impossible, dare I say.

Did he have a gun in his back when he asked her to marry him?

Look on the bright side, now he gets into all of Paul Mooney's shows for free just by slapping a snow hat on her.

I just see Burr?? Hold on let me turn my contrast up.

Man being a wedding photographer at a mixed race wedding has to be one of the harder photo gigs.

Because you have to fit in all the children in the shots?

That too.

Yeah you don't want photos of granny turning out to be floating teeth, eyeballs and pearl necklace

They look like action figures from two different sets. Skin color aside. Like they're close in size and shape, but she's just a little too large, and a little too differently proportioned to go with him.

She looks like the guy from Aphex Twin in blackface.

Jesus christ, if your gonna be cunts at least be funny.

Bill got a doberman?

Hey Bill, got any gum?

gummy, soul sucking cunt. she must do something amazing that we don't know about for Bill to do this to himself.

The Lovely Nia!

There is a black Nia in the entertainment industry who is fairly lovely and I'm pretty sure Billy could've got. Plus, she couldn't possibly have a worse personality than the actual Mrs. Burr.

Ole' billy boy literally married a pre-op Tranny

every man has his yoko ono.

I'd rather big Amy, stalker patti, or bobo over this monstrosity

Looks like the Snoop Dogg "What's my name" video if they paused it halfway between them turning into dogs.

He should have married Omarosa

Shes a man, baby!

Did Bill marry a black for industry?

For dat street cred

these things should not have bred.

I've gotten to the point where not only is he my least favorite standup but i also hope the woman takes him to the cleaners.

Bill's become the example to men everywhere of what not to become when you achieve some sort of success.

Bill looks like one of those nodding heads boring people put on their dashboard.

He truly does look like every souvenir bobble head I've ever received on "Bobble Head" night at any sporting event.

and he picked this 1/10

ehh, maybe she has a nice personality

She's got gums as big as the DMZ.

Her chin reminds me of Glass Joe from Punch-Out.

Was thinking more like Mr. Sandman....with Soda Popinski's chin

If that's a wig she's a ringer for Bald Bull.

Gummi McGummerson

Paul Mooney is looking great since he transitioned

She looks like a fucking dude.

I dont really give a darn about a persons politics but Is Bill the type of guy who would marry a black woman just to show how liberal he is or whatever the fuck?

He couldn't have been physically attracted to this woman.

You know something is tragically wrong with the dimensions of your mouth when your lips don't even finish developing.

That mouth. I instinctively feel like I want to feed her sugarcubes.

I think she's hot

Being so bossy and entitled puts her under an unforgiving microscope. She carries herself like a goddamn exotic princess. Bill is no George Clooney but he's a great comedic mind who gave her a life of extreme privilege on a silver platter. She should worship at his feet.

Bitch got more gum than the Bazooka Joe factory.

Like Eddie Murphy in drag

Gross.

I feel bad for their daughter. I hope the best for her, but she has two parents who are psychopaths, and only one has any redeeming qualities. Plus she'll be growing up with a lot of money (thanks her father) and a mix of baseless anger and a sense of entitlement (thanks to her mother) and that's not generally good for an antisocial personality.

Don't forget that he could have had Aisha Tyler.

He's always been a liberal retard.

Weird. I thought I would have heard before now that Bill married one of the Tuskegee airmen

G U M S

Oof and that's literally a wig

She got a huge head.

Burr was on aisha tylers podcast years ago and they were flirting like school kids. Shes the one that got away. Funnier, easy going, cool girl.