Listen, bud. I pray to my Lord and Saviour Little Jimmy every night before I fall into a sober slumber. He knows my intentions are good just as I know I am powerless to the cock -- Rum... I mean rum.
I feel like once the realisation regarding our pointless existence is had, it puts things in such an open and null perspective that's impossible to get rid of.
Our species will certainly die out someday, as will our planet; our galaxy is on a direct collision course with another galaxy and the universe itself is expanding away from itself. This is all for the moment and the moment is meaningless.
Anything that's ever been done, said, written or thought will be left into the infinite nothingless once it's all said and done.
So you're an attention whore and a sack of shit (by simply being a member of this forum), but you're a relatively young dude and being an addict seems like a shitty way to go through life.
That objective "living in a cold, meaningless universe without purpose" realization is something everyone with half a brain goes through at some point in adulthood. Yes, your life is objectively pointless beyond swimming against the tide of your constant suffocating decay. Nothing in your life is necessary, in a very basic sense, aside from surviving. And if you had to worry about survival on a daily basis, guess what? You wouldn't have the free time to piss and moan about how pointless life is.
You, everything you love, and everything you can experience with your senses is going to burn out and die one day. When a little more hair grows on your pee pee you'll come to the realization that life is about the subjective much more than the objective. YOU have to give meaning to your life, whatever that may be. You'll be amazed at how quickly things start falling into place after that.
Or be a nihilist drunken pillhead dickbag redditer for the rest of your life, what do I care
There really is no reason to think that being a hunter gather would have impacted their free time. Being that I live in a part of the world that is warm enough for plants to grow 100% of the year, and I know how to forage for edibles. It wouldn't be that hard to survive.
simply put, humans have been wondering about our existence forever. Not because we have free time, but because our consciousness demands that we think about it. Even slaves who were being literally worked to death thought about their purpose in the universe.
I dunno man. I've been sober 30 years and as a survivor, you just don't know what's around the corner man. I used to go into the projects in Paterson to score crack as an 11 year old... and fukkman you just don't know what happens next.
You know, you can moderately drink alcohol until you get a buzz and not get obliterated? Living a drunken life is fucking stupid. I did it. I will never go back. Drink just enough to avoid being drunk, drink lots of water, and wake up feeling normal
Dude, being a drunk loser is not cool. Your friends hate it, girls won't tolerate it and you're a emotional drain on your family. Be an adult and moderate.
I took a bunch of Ambien with gin and woke up on the beach sunburnt so bad that I had to go to the hospital. I was on Percocet and funky smelling cream for a month. I still don't feel temperature right and parts of my skin are still peeling.
The 5mg pills honestly work better for some reason (the little maroon ones at least). The 10's just seem to go down like gritty bitter water until its too late.
I haven't had a drink in 4 months. Tonight I stopped and got a 1/2 pint of smirnoff for no reason and not a thought behind it. Drank the entire thing in one gulp and went on with my evening.
Gregorio Ilidicich is the fictional son on a fictional father figure in a Norm Macdonald joke.
Um, and a breakup from like 8 months ago happened. It helped me get sober, though. I seem to get to boozing hard when things are going well. Self-destructive behaviour, I suppose.
Ambien+booze makes me sleep-eat. Not like make a sandwich, just grabbing the nearest edible thing and devouring it. Last time I woke up and vomited what looked like a gallon of cum, then walked into the kitchen, saw an open jar of mayonnaise and realized I'd been eating it with my fingers like a goddamn animal. That ever happen to you?
1) Why ambien? There are better drugs
2) Why combine ambien and booze? They do essentially the same thing. Drink tonight and save the ambien = you have more drugs in the future
3) How long is your cock?
Fighting off sleep while on Ambien is a pretty great way to drop all inhibitions without feeling sick from overdrinking. Drinking on top of it makes you uncontrollable and gives you the energy to fight off sleep.
Great way to AMA.
60 comments
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
You gorgeous bitches.
1 terrapin_bound 2017-08-09
How does it feel to know you are failing him?
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
Listen, bud. I pray to my Lord and Saviour Little Jimmy every night before I fall into a sober slumber. He knows my intentions are good just as I know I am powerless to the cock -- Rum... I mean rum.
1 Tyler9258 2017-08-09
What's rum? Rumpelstiltskin?
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
Fawk yeah!! Let's get ready to rum-ble, sock cucka
1 GullibleGilbert 2017-08-09
Redrum spell it backwards dvvdvvdvv
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-08-09
Why...
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
I feel like once the realisation regarding our pointless existence is had, it puts things in such an open and null perspective that's impossible to get rid of.
Our species will certainly die out someday, as will our planet; our galaxy is on a direct collision course with another galaxy and the universe itself is expanding away from itself. This is all for the moment and the moment is meaningless.
Anything that's ever been done, said, written or thought will be left into the infinite nothingless once it's all said and done.
So fuck it, I'm gonna have some goddamn rum.
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-08-09
I agree lol
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-08-09
you sound like you just started smoking weed
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-08-09
Just dust in the wind, bruh.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
Fuck weed, dude. Unless, like, you have some or something.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-08-09
Dry and now I'm drinking whiskey
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-09
You should get some acid and go for a walk in the woods. It's more interesting than rum, which basically just shuts you off.
But whatever rots your tomato dude.
1 maloonigans 2017-08-09
narrow the scope, live simply, enjoy simple things
also zoloft and lots of weed
1 hurpyder 2017-08-09
So you're an attention whore and a sack of shit (by simply being a member of this forum), but you're a relatively young dude and being an addict seems like a shitty way to go through life.
That objective "living in a cold, meaningless universe without purpose" realization is something everyone with half a brain goes through at some point in adulthood. Yes, your life is objectively pointless beyond swimming against the tide of your constant suffocating decay. Nothing in your life is necessary, in a very basic sense, aside from surviving. And if you had to worry about survival on a daily basis, guess what? You wouldn't have the free time to piss and moan about how pointless life is.
You, everything you love, and everything you can experience with your senses is going to burn out and die one day. When a little more hair grows on your pee pee you'll come to the realization that life is about the subjective much more than the objective. YOU have to give meaning to your life, whatever that may be. You'll be amazed at how quickly things start falling into place after that.
Or be a nihilist drunken pillhead dickbag redditer for the rest of your life, what do I care
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
Life has meaning only when we attribute meaning to it. You're so right! Omg I never saw it like that.
You Anthony Robins sounding mother fucker.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
I feel like.. we have this sexual tension going on... that we need to address.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-08-09
Ill suck you only after you pound my rectum.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-09
There really is no reason to think that being a hunter gather would have impacted their free time. Being that I live in a part of the world that is warm enough for plants to grow 100% of the year, and I know how to forage for edibles. It wouldn't be that hard to survive.
simply put, humans have been wondering about our existence forever. Not because we have free time, but because our consciousness demands that we think about it. Even slaves who were being literally worked to death thought about their purpose in the universe.
Self awareness is a curse is what I'm saying.
1 allenricketts 2017-08-09
Are you gonna drink the whole handle? I'm back up to a fifth a day.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
I most likely will. Maybe half the thing w/ the ambien. A fifth is the perfect sleep aid.
1 NotRye 2017-08-09
Are you the liquor?
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-08-09
Fuck off Lahey
1 NotRye 2017-08-09
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A fuckin' pecka head who doesn't know how to mind his manners and who's a piece of gahbige!
1 juanwayne 2017-08-09
How long were you sober for?
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
8 months give or take. Went on the keto diet, got in great shape. It was fun.
But rum's more fun.
1 juanwayne 2017-08-09
Too bad jims advice show is gone. He couldve saved you with his "i dont man, it seems like its impossible but it does get better" speech.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
You know what gets better? A hangover after a little more booze.
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-09
Why so little booze? If you're going to relapse, make it count. Fairy pussy.
1 ArtiesArteries 2017-08-09
I dunno man. I've been sober 30 years and as a survivor, you just don't know what's around the corner man. I used to go into the projects in Paterson to score crack as an 11 year old... and fukkman you just don't know what happens next.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
Hey, I remember that Seinfeld episode!
1 ArtiesArteries 2017-08-09
The one where Jim Norton chokes on his hard boiled eggs on the toilet and dies painfully?
1 Virginia_Beach 2017-08-09
You know, you can moderately drink alcohol until you get a buzz and not get obliterated? Living a drunken life is fucking stupid. I did it. I will never go back. Drink just enough to avoid being drunk, drink lots of water, and wake up feeling normal
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
Hahahahahaa!
1 Virginia_Beach 2017-08-09
Dude, being a drunk loser is not cool. Your friends hate it, girls won't tolerate it and you're a emotional drain on your family. Be an adult and moderate.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-08-09
You act like it's a choice, ignoramus. Are either of you going to be near Pt Pleasant 8/23-34? Seriously....
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
Believe me, I hate it too.
1 andycumiashow 2017-08-09
I took a bunch of Ambien with gin and woke up on the beach sunburnt so bad that I had to go to the hospital. I was on Percocet and funky smelling cream for a month. I still don't feel temperature right and parts of my skin are still peeling.
Have fun.
1 CStel 2017-08-09
Yeah but was it worth it?
1 andycumiashow 2017-08-09
Absolutely. The legal percs were a real treat.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
Yeah, but how much ambien? I was thinking like 5mg
1 andycumiashow 2017-08-09
Oh at least 50 or 60mg. My problem is as soon as I have one or two, the dumb pills tell me I need to have more for them to work.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
Jesus dude. The most I've taken in 15mg and I only slept for like 14 hours.
1 andycumiashow 2017-08-09
The 5mg pills honestly work better for some reason (the little maroon ones at least). The 10's just seem to go down like gritty bitter water until its too late.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
I have generic white ones. Do you insufflate?
1 andycumiashow 2017-08-09
I just put two 10's under my tongue and hope I fall asleep before I take too many or buy stupid shit online.
I don't know where you live, but CVS I the tri state area has little maroon generics that hit really hard for some reason.
The saddest thing is that I'm usually just trying to fall asleep.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
That's honestly the saddest thing I've heard all day. And I've read Opie's Twitter..
1 juanwayne 2017-08-09
How old are you?
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
25/m/usa
1 Mu_Scevich 2017-08-09
I haven't had a drink in 4 months. Tonight I stopped and got a 1/2 pint of smirnoff for no reason and not a thought behind it. Drank the entire thing in one gulp and went on with my evening.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
Pussy
1 Mu_Scevich 2017-08-09
Just a taste. Lil taste.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-08-09
Hey it's Gregorio Illidivich, author of the Feelin' Good posts. Was there a trigger (e.g., break-up, thought, money)?
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
Gregorio Ilidicich is the fictional son on a fictional father figure in a Norm Macdonald joke.
Um, and a breakup from like 8 months ago happened. It helped me get sober, though. I seem to get to boozing hard when things are going well. Self-destructive behaviour, I suppose.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-08-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5j4DIellR4&feature=youtu.be&t=6s
1 Degenerate-Scum 2017-08-09
Ambien+booze makes me sleep-eat. Not like make a sandwich, just grabbing the nearest edible thing and devouring it. Last time I woke up and vomited what looked like a gallon of cum, then walked into the kitchen, saw an open jar of mayonnaise and realized I'd been eating it with my fingers like a goddamn animal. That ever happen to you?
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
I actually have spooned up that olive-oil infused Mayo. It's really fucking good.
At least that's what my grandpa said was stained on my short collar the morning after my mother died while lying on the train tracks.
1 puppy_action_team 2017-08-09
How about we go to work, while fucked up.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-09
That's the next step in my program.
1 Dickicker 2017-08-09
1) Why ambien? There are better drugs 2) Why combine ambien and booze? They do essentially the same thing. Drink tonight and save the ambien = you have more drugs in the future 3) How long is your cock?
1 bc74sj 2017-08-09
Fighting off sleep while on Ambien is a pretty great way to drop all inhibitions without feeling sick from overdrinking. Drinking on top of it makes you uncontrollable and gives you the energy to fight off sleep. Great way to AMA.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-08-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5j4DIellR4&feature=youtu.be&t=6s
1 andycumiashow 2017-08-09
Oh at least 50 or 60mg. My problem is as soon as I have one or two, the dumb pills tell me I need to have more for them to work.