Jimmy: Who wants to hang out with a big fat chef?

48  2017-08-08 by Bakersfield__Chimp

22 comments

to be fair. Jimmy would rather hang out with girls who have big hard peckas.

ill take a fat chef.

Your loss

I would take a fat female chef.

Only if it's Paula Deen. That enchantress has quite a way with words.

What are you a fag?

I'd run train with Paul Prudhomme

Yeah I bet you'd be his pud's home

I love how hes just blatantly calling out carl ruiz and opie.

If I remember right, Jimmy recently said Carl (big fat chef) was the only person he didn't know from the Opie's inner circle.

The 2 people who call themselves comedians, Vic (fake redneck) and Sherrod (fat black) chose the .0001% chance of making it in stand up comedy than a show with Opie.

Is there any insight into why sherrod and vic upped off and ran / were kicked out of his circle?

It became clear that Vic was just there for money. The second Opie was fired we never saw Vic again. Sherrod was dragged around (get it?), but he's gone now.

Carl is only one without anything else going on.

Sa-lingin' lead-uh!

We now refer to him as "PayPal Carl." There was a vote and everything.

Get your shit together.

Jim hangs out with chicks that friend zone him constantly...poor guy can't catch a break

He went on a date(?), with a girl who invited over another date. LOL.

Don't forget the most embarrassing part is that he brought his own personal salad to the date and didn't eat it and later when he left he was upset that he forgot it there.

HAHAHA yes!

what a worm. He's our worm though.

Usually with him, the (?) gets put after 'girl' and 'date'.

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Like in South Park? Uncle Paul would love that. suuuuure

Oh-huh-hoh, shhhhhhhit!

Today's show? Time stamp.

Prostitutes have obviously warped Jimmie's ability to have a relarionship with a lady.

Yeah I bet you'd be his pud's home