If its ant and artie ill be signing back up with compound and canceling sirius.

You getting a sex change too?

Opie will take credit.

ya think?

Lets get Opie as third mic

Fawk yea!!!

I would applaud this idea only if Opie was delivered each day to the studio via trebuchet.

nice

You're fucking with us.

Maybe we can finally hear the story of how he nodded off on the Howard stern show during an interview or

His take on Wether coke addicts are normally skinny or not

I still don't get how he could be so fat as a coke addict!!! What was he doin, puttin the coke on cheeseburgers or somethin???????????????????????????

He's getting ripped off

hoohoo

This is not a new phenomimn

It's NOT?

Did you hear the one about how he stabbed himself in the gut?

I love that one

Or the 50 Cent story where he was zooted and disturbed 50 with his delayed reaction.

Oh man, I want to hear about him snoring during the Kathy Griffin interview again. Never gets old!

Did you know Artie is like the only guy he knows who gains weight doing coke. I heard him mention that once.

I think it's a tough one to find, but he once told a story about doing a key bump while driving in a pig mask back to the set of Mad TV.

Ah hell we're turning on him before he even announces the gig. Here's to Afternoons with Anthony, Artie and Jimmy coming this October to SXM.

Give in to the rage.... it's not hard.... start slow....

I need advice re: a drug to take to help facilitate walking to St. Louis

In one night.

If possible, yes

I'll have you know that Louis is no saint! He's the comedic trapper-keeper.

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wow another great Artie story I haven't heard before

Ant and Artie. Two people who've fallen asleep while on the radio.

Please I am dying to hear the lunch lines

Or how he got arrested in Paris and fought with his girl

Or how he was told to use a wet toilet paper roll for sex in prison

Or how the bookie eating the Buffalo Mozzarella like an apple called Buffy a show a Jewish Broad that fights Dracula

Or how the lawyer found out about his father stole the ladder he fell from and told them Good LUCK

Or how Quincy Jones says old broads give you worms

Or how his Dealer saw him in the Pig Mask before he sold him coke

Or on and on and ON and ON

It was his uncle who called Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Jew Broad fights Draculas"

You are right It was the bookie eating the buffalo Mozzarella that asked for a kiss on the cheek.

-Or how he saw Howard in Robin's Hospital Room -Or how Gilbert had a bag of creamers -Or he lost his payment for the gig in vegas on gambling -Or how he got blown by black chicks with tattoos of their dead brothers at the Playboy mansion -Or how he stabbed himself -Or how he had to convince the LA county jail he was a celebrity -Or how he had an easy union job before comedy -Or how he got a skin pop from a hooker

Ant will be the more stable sensible co host. What a world.

but he definitely won't be the "straight" man

We know, we know.

Maybe he's delaying to make sure Artie is alive then.

Unless Ant joins J&S, I couldn't give a fuck.

He will be dead by then

thats what Anth and Keith actually believe

Who didn't predict this on day one of the "announcement"?

good job, Columbo

"Uh, scuse me, just one more thing...I'm a faggot."

Sign up for the month-by-month package. Artie will either be dead soon or have a falling out with keith.

I was gonna say, I hope OP enjoys this for all 3 weeks it lasts.

How LONG...will it last.

Artie basically confirmed it

Remember when Opie tweeted out that Artie was joining his show? Poor Ope

then Opie got Artie fired by trying to get a viral video. (the famous Artie, Gottfried nigger incident)

Artie won't show half the time and Keith will take his picture off the cumpound wall

Ant should do a show with his twin, Elliott Offen.

They should have some remote equipment ready so if Artie ends up in the hospital they can go make him co-host anyway.

Smart move, will bring in some Stern fans and Artie is hilarious.

He was.

I thought Ant's network was failing?

It is.

Adding Artie doesn't seem like something someone who's failing could do.

Or it's a last ditch effort to rescue it. Plus Artie is a mess who isn't as funny as he was 10 years ago.

LOL, Sure sure.

Are you Keef or Ant?

Neither.

Little known fact. Artie's dad was a quadriplegic. I don't think he's ever mentioned it. He's a little shy about it, actually.

If it is Artie I am thinking Ant is letting Artie use his apartment in the city for the weekdays. That's the only way I can see him being in and on time every day.

Artie with O&A. I'm in while you angry fags listen to Jim and Sam because you're angry. Go protest and make a hashtag.

His big announcement on 8/21 could be that, or it could be that he is returning to Sirius.

I wish Artie would team with Ant, but it's not happening. Compound Media can't afford Art unless they are budgeting for some kind of large spike in subs.

It'll probably be some kind of Dan Soder-level comic.

I can already hear Ants fake laughs to Arties unfunny mumbled ramblings. Cant wait!

Management loves the new overdoses on the show

All these niggas are old men.

Why does he have to wait until the 21st?

hanging at the cellar with Steve Grillo

Hanging out with his girlfriend doesn't mean anything.

Just in time for football season so he can break out the ol' Cam Newton/Pink Panther bit.

Opioid & Anthony

Haha, holy shit!

You leave Artie alone. He gotta grow up now.

He was.

Adding Artie doesn't seem like something someone who's failing could do.

but he definitely won't be the "straight" man

It was his uncle who called Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Jew Broad fights Draculas"