The newly engaged comedian is preparing for his upcoming second wife murder.

I would warn try to her, but I don't know how to get in touch with Dan Akroyd's character from Nothing But Trouble.

Do buyers get a drug den discount?

Do i have to pay extra to get him to keep the stain under the bed?

Good luck selling a murder house.

Cookies are for closers

Holy shit what if he really did it.

This sub has generated enough dark energy to become a source of black magic capable of willing our awful fantasies into existence.

RIP Gregg Hughes

At the very least you need to question his sanity or emotional stability. It's just too odd, the circumstances around her death and him very quickly marrying someone who looks almost identical to her, and the way he keeps parading his daughter in front of the media about it.

I agree, as said before, he is at least guilty of negligence. Almost anyone else would be dealing with all types of bullshit if someone dies under unnatural circumstances in your house.

You're such a fucking idiot. EVERY psychologist says to marry within a year after your wife's non-suspicious death. Especially if you have a young child.

You're such a fucking idiot. EVERY psychologist says to marry within a year after your wife's non-suspicious death. Especially if you have a young child.

is there any way we can buy it, plant (I mean find) some evidence in it? We could always re-sell after our obligatory orgy

I honest to God would not rule out the possibility. At first I was all in on the joke but it's morphed into something sinister. I give it another year or two before he is apprehended.

Meme magic

That chilling stare...

They are such a cute little gay couple.

Sell the murder scene....genius.

He really did it....

I don't get why he's such a darling of the media. What did he ever really do?

Ratatouille & Big Fan, I guess.

#Resist Trump via Twitter

"Welcome to the open house folks. Now, this room, here's where the magic happens. Yes, my wife magically passed away last year after ingesting a fatal concoction of prescription pills and alcohol. Some of the pills were mine, but I had no knowledge she was getting zooted in here, contary to some rumors that I force fed her a plethora of pills. I found her in here the next day after noon and immediately called emergency services, but she had been dead for hours. Adjoining to this master bedroom is a full bathroom, including a hot tub."

Gotta be nice to unload that burden of a house that's haunted by that fat broad he 86ed.

Didn't know Brendan Fraser is a tranny now