when i had to start paying them for a few hours of company

30 seconds before I clicked subscribe to this sub. I figured life can't get any worse.

Little did he realize things were about to much worse...

It can. You could be a mod for this sub.

this sub has mods?

Birthdays.

When i havent go an invitation to anything in months

When i fell out of my mothers womb and the doctor slapped me on the ass

When I found out if I lied about my childhood and embellished stories I could trick people into thinking I was interesting.

You should try that with one of your posts sometime.

When I was seven years old.

I always preferred to be alone.

I'm glad I'm married because if I wasn't I'd be about as crazy as the Unabomber.

The Unabomber left a legacy though. You will die anonymously and maybe 50 people will feel sad until they forget about you.

Kaczynski's name became part of American history. He will always be remembered as a freedom fighter and social revolutionary.

I haven't, not even fucking close. How can you guys possibly remain alone in a world of 7b+ people? Goddamn.

Who let this faggot in?

HOLD ON, people don't like me?

when people started looking away and wincing when i talked.

I decided to stop making an effort to hang out with my friends and that if they wanted to hang out, they'd call me. About 4 months went by before I broke and called one of them.

My uncles and priests LOVE me, sir.

You can speak for yourself. If you have friends and get a lot of upvotes on here does it mean you're in purgatory like how Gavin McInnes is stuck between being a founder of Vice and being a podcaster in his friend's basement

imaginary friends dont count.

there's nothing imaginary about my parents, buddy. I call them roommates

Friends are for queers.

When you stop calling people, you stop talking to people. No incoming

Not until I clicked on this post. Thanks, asshole.

I never much liked social gatherings but I would go when people invited me. At some point in my life I just stopped getting invited to anything.