You feel bad for this faggot? If your dick is so small you can't satisfy your woman, you buy two enormous dildos and plug either of her holes until she soaks the mattress. You don't call Derrick the local stick up kid to come give her aids. Fuck this faggot.
You feel bad for this faggot? If your dick is so small you can't satisfy your bitch, you buy two enormous dildos and plug either of her holes until she soaks the mattress. You don't call Jamal the stick up kid to come give her aids. Fuck this faggot, he deserved it.
In between stints of going to jail for falling asleep in the getaway car.
I used to think the nasty sexual jokes Norton used to make on the air were just crude and farfetched but the older I've gotten the more vivid and realistic his weird shit becomes.
I just; I just dont get it. How can you watch another man fuck your girl? Im not packing, I eat pussy average at best, but if my girl doesnt like what im giving, see ya later. I dont understand cuckolding and im glad
having a foot fetish is freaky shit. Liking a finger in ur ass is freaky shit. Even being dominated is freaky shit. But watching your girl get fucked by another dude? faawwwk that
I had an ex who I was going to break up with, and she said that one of her friends wanted to fuck us. I was so excited at the thought and knew I was leaving anyway, that I tried to compromise by giving her "permission" to fuck a guy I knew she liked. The three way never happened, she probably fucked that guy behind my back, and I cheated on her. So...that's my answer.
Women just look so pathetic trying to fuck someone with a strap-on. Moving their hips incorrectly, their fake-orgasm moaning out of rhythm with their spastic thrusts.
i agree. either this is all some elaborate fantasy story, leading up to more humiliation and what not, or this was a real step towards more real cucking as a part of the wife's long-term strategy.
because you DON'T go visit a rapist for a weekend to tell him off.
yeah, that makes sense. it couldn't be that she loves everything you provide except for yourself and prefers finding actual intimacy with anyone but you. no, she loves you for you.
You feel bad for this faggot? If your dick is so small you can't satisfy your woman, you buy two enormous dildos and plug either of her holes until she soaks the mattress. You don't call Derrick the local stick up kid to come give her aids. Fuck this faggot.
56 comments
1 darklydreamingdayln 2017-08-08
What kind of problems could a cuckold have? Their life is already one huge problem.
1 I_want_Forbin 2017-08-08
Lol... keep reading
1 darklydreamingdayln 2017-08-08
Jesus. I almost feel too bad to even laugh about this...
1 I_want_Forbin 2017-08-08
Almost...
1 timallenonacid 2017-08-08
You feel bad for this faggot? If your dick is so small you can't satisfy your woman, you buy two enormous dildos and plug either of her holes until she soaks the mattress. You don't call Derrick the local stick up kid to come give her aids. Fuck this faggot.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-08-08
I laughed pretty fucking hard at that.
1 darklydreamingdayln 2017-08-08
I meant more for the being raped in the ass part. And I said almost.
1 zenicaone 2017-08-08
maybe it was just honest mistake.
maybe he and his wife have similar body type and Jamal was too high. Lights were probably dimmed too.
He dindu nuffin
1 timallenonacid 2017-08-08
Yes he deserved to be raped in the ass andyou should be light years away from almost. 🤗
1 itstimetochewass 2017-08-08
In between stints of going to jail for falling asleep in the getaway car.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-08
It IS hard to laugh with an erection
1 gnrlysrs 2017-08-08
I think those faggots write this shit as fantasy stuff. To really portray themselves as useless maggots.
1 I_want_Forbin 2017-08-08
Summary-- a wife had to comfort her crying husband because her boyfriend raped him.
Yup.
1 zenicaone 2017-08-08
cool story bro
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-08
Damn. I'm crying many salty tears...
FROM MY PENIS!
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-08-08
This comment is so much funnier if you read it in a really thick gruff russian accent with that muttley wheeze laugh after
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-08-08
No it isn't.
1 DaveNone 2017-08-08
So Sherrod raped Opie? That explains why they haven't been as close lately as they used to be.
1 MaxKawalski 2017-08-08
dassabesso... jussahold em down n fucken...
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-08-08
"MY wife has broken up with him and will be visiting him one last time this weekend to tell him never to contact us and not lay a finger on me again."
Sure, that's what she's going over there for. To give him what-for for stickin' it in your butt. Definitely not to fuck him. What a pathetic weiner.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-08
Yep, there wont be any weird dominant chemistry between those two, & she'll return not-limping with utmost respect for her guy!
1 onemancrimespree 2017-08-08
I used to think the nasty sexual jokes Norton used to make on the air were just crude and farfetched but the older I've gotten the more vivid and realistic his weird shit becomes.
People are dogs
1 MaxKawalski 2017-08-08
HEY, hey! Don't insult dogs like that! But anyway...
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-08
How the fuck, did this even become a thing?? must be SJW guys thinking all open-minded, & girls just being natural hoes (as always).
1 darklydreamingdayln 2017-08-08
One partner is too desperate to leave the relationship while the other assures them that it's best for both of them.
1 CookieHaid 2017-08-08
1 I_want_Forbin 2017-08-08
Its hilarious
Some place that makes fun of SJWs
Yes
1 DanceLikeTheJig 2017-08-08
You found it on the MDE sub.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-08-08
I just; I just dont get it. How can you watch another man fuck your girl? Im not packing, I eat pussy average at best, but if my girl doesnt like what im giving, see ya later. I dont understand cuckolding and im glad
1 enzo_trash 2017-08-08
Eh, freaky shit is dope.
Patrice used to watch his wife get fucked.
1 Jake_91_420 2017-08-08
why is america pushing trannies and cuckholdery so hard!?
fuck off!!
1 HugininuM 2017-08-08
(((America)))
1 WeWuzKangz 2017-08-08
(((america)))
1 SpurdoBurdo 2017-08-08
Weimerica
1 SpurdoBurdo 2017-08-08
I don't remember him ever saying that. They did threesomes with other girls.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-08-08
yeah they were swingers. Idt that means he was just watching his wife fuck other dudes
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-08-08
having a foot fetish is freaky shit. Liking a finger in ur ass is freaky shit. Even being dominated is freaky shit. But watching your girl get fucked by another dude? faawwwk that
1 KangolVos 2017-08-08
I had an ex who I was going to break up with, and she said that one of her friends wanted to fuck us. I was so excited at the thought and knew I was leaving anyway, that I tried to compromise by giving her "permission" to fuck a guy I knew she liked. The three way never happened, she probably fucked that guy behind my back, and I cheated on her. So...that's my answer.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-08-08
doesnt matter as long as u fucked someone else
1 KangolVos 2017-08-08
It wasn't traditional cuckolding, I suppose, but I would have watched if it meant getting to fuck her friend.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-08
How is calling the police not the first option?
I'm guessing it wasn't that forceful.
1 Dickicker 2017-08-08
The question is, do you imagine yourself as the bull or the.... fag bull?
Wait, I've never contemplated homosexual dynamics in livestock, but surely bulls wouldn't be gay, right?
It would more likely be a steer, since their testicles are cut off.
So are do you see yourself as the bull or the steer in the situation?
Yeah
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-08
I don't see myself as either. I can't really explain why I occasionally watch this. I usually go for lesbian or solo stuff.
1 Dickicker 2017-08-08
Ahh, lesbian is the vanilla of porn.
Women just look so pathetic trying to fuck someone with a strap-on. Moving their hips incorrectly, their fake-orgasm moaning out of rhythm with their spastic thrusts.
They truly were meant to be the fuckees
1 JPSouthampton 2017-08-08
Oh my god
1 enzo_trash 2017-08-08
no doubt
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-08-08
This might be the most pathetic thing I've ever read. Jesus Christ.
1 NumeroOtto 2017-08-08
this is exactly what the wife always wanted to happen
1 blackirishlad 2017-08-08
i agree. either this is all some elaborate fantasy story, leading up to more humiliation and what not, or this was a real step towards more real cucking as a part of the wife's long-term strategy.
because you DON'T go visit a rapist for a weekend to tell him off.
1 mb0087 2017-08-08
Pathetic. ETA on how long before the wife eventually leaves this bozo?
1 Steamer1000 2017-08-08
Word on the street she's one more pop up video away.
1 Mayonnaise_Monster 2017-08-08
This has to be fake
1 David_Tosk 2017-08-08
This might be, but shit like this really exists
1 myRrribz 2017-08-08
That's pretty fucked up. His wife is a complete piece of shit for not calling the police.
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-08-08
Wow hot
1 blackirishlad 2017-08-08
yeah, that makes sense. it couldn't be that she loves everything you provide except for yourself and prefers finding actual intimacy with anyone but you. no, she loves you for you.
1 suchanjv 2017-08-08
HAHAHA. Someone is trolling.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-08-08
i told you that in confidence OP
1 DickSlit 2017-08-08
Good. Stupid cuck... I hope this happens to Jimmy, AND Sam.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-08
moar. i came buckets.
1 syphon229 2017-08-08
How does this shit not end up on "this is why there is terrorism " posts?
1 fashanoo 2017-08-08
This has to be fake.
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2017-08-08
Just kill everybody involved in this scenario.
1 I_want_Forbin 2017-08-08
Almost...
1 timallenonacid 2017-08-08
You feel bad for this faggot? If your dick is so small you can't satisfy your woman, you buy two enormous dildos and plug either of her holes until she soaks the mattress. You don't call Derrick the local stick up kid to come give her aids. Fuck this faggot.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-08
It IS hard to laugh with an erection
1 enzo_trash 2017-08-08
Losing Ego 'n shiz nit