Patrice, Anthony, Jimmy, Jefferies in studio. 4 funny fuckers just having fun bullshitting. Opie ruins everything. Perhaps the worst example of "HOLD ON, HOLD ON!" He repeats what Patrice said and makes it unfunny. He does this several times afterwards. He's the worst.

54  2017-08-07 by McGowan9

46 comments

But HOLD ON he's got the game

He certainly does! Except the game is putting the halt on funny and making everything about him.

He's as unfunny and awful as his tits are gargantuan. Tits.

is this what ship-steering sounds like? Steering it right into an iceberg.

Fawk yeah hes like that drunk Irish captain. My muddah would always say never trust a mick wit a beer in his hand

I listened to the whole clip... I never realized just how much Opie would yell "HOLD ON" and grind everything to a screeching halt to reset his bit. jesus.

Also, having Patrice, Jefferies, Norton, and Anthony in the same room is some of the funniest radio of all time. Now all Opie has is a snapchat account, some migrant worker, and 8 fans in a deli.

Don't forget he'll always have Bam Margera's kids.

So, a mick then.

Ahhhh whadda you know? A real man wakes up in his cot down in the brig, makes a quick stop for some coffee in the galley, and he's right back on the quarter deck at the wheel, steering us all towards a happy laughing time!

ohhh regular joe

Even with opie there this is still one of my favourites. Listened so many times

Subscribed to this shithole a day or 2 after Anthony got fired. Was one of the blind "Opie steers the ship" assholes, I'm ashamed to admit. Always knew he was the weakest link but gave him more credit than he was due.

Yes, this is a great show. But this nitpicking cesspool has really highlighted how awful Opie is/was, in spite of my prior wilful ignorance. He very nearly ruins this whole episode.

Tl;dr - Opie eats big fucking elephant cocks live on-air. And now, finally, he's unemployed.

Don't listen to us, we're just a bunch of loyal listenersfaaawkin' haters that despise and call out hackeryAnt manipulated. sniff ...Period.

Welcome to good-egghood.

So you're the faggot on YouTube that used to tell me "I just didn't understand how the show works" or that I "must be a new fan."

I'm going to need more penance from you than what's been offered here.

this is the most commonly posted "hold on" ever

Do you know Lynsi Smigo?

Holy fuck. Holy fucking shit. This is easily the worst one. I probably heard this show live and repressed it. The way he screeches 'hold on' at everyone makes me want to put my fist through the monitor. Then to only repeat what Patrice said? What a faggot. I hope he never gets hired.

Opie is that sound in the shitty car that never turns off so after two weeks you tune it out. The only time you notice it is when someone gets in for the first time and points it out.

Spic

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How you know me? You type like you do gun fingers in real life.

Guys he directs the conversations until they hit the SWEET SPOT

I realize now that this here is so much better than the show when it was on.

There are no opie defenders left. Everybody hates him and acknowledges that he's truly:

A stupid

B a narcissist

C has 2 smarr bleasts

I love how we now get to highlight his awfulness and revel in his stupidity.

I'm a fat drunk but I swear to God, this place keeps me going with da opie hate.

Thank you.

C has 2 smarr bleasts

Why would you just shoe horn that in there out of nowhere? That wasn't funny

If being funny doesn't come naturally to you, then don't exert yourself to be funny

The end result will always be worse than just saying nothing at all

He's a Chink, you lacist.

Knickers may be a tapioca ball shaped; Jaundice-tinted, slope impersonator, but you sir are malicious and frankly not very nice.

I wish a hanger hit his "sweet spot" when he was in utero.

Tss ya what is he Nirvana or sumptin?

Okay, we get it. Opie is a nudge. I don't like him either (I used to), but let's not beat this dead horse any longer now that he's fired. Oh, and how about finding some funny clips instead of pointing out Opie interrupting a flow for the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th time.

Nonsense. . . Endless repetition is the main feature of the sub.

Give me gold.

THAT'S THE BIT!!

What are you, a fag?

i change my username enough as it is buddy.

There's actually a worse "hold on" that I haven't been able to find. It's during a Burr appearance, and he only says it once but he basically screams "HOLD ON!!" while every is ignoring him.

It's a real shame Jefferies became such a cunt

He's fucking insufferable now. Complete twat.

Stupid faces that faggot makes on his show and leaning on his chair like a cunt

Opie's whole "Hold On!" thing comes from the old radio idea of "setting the table" for the listener, or for listeners who may have just tuned in. When Opie does this I truly believe in his head he is "doing good radio", or doing his job as some grand orchestrator of the conversation. That it's somehow his job to frame the conversation for the listener. But Opie is so inept at following the flow of conversation and understanding comedic timing, he just blurts this shit out at awkward, inappropriate times thinking he is doing his job. What we totally hate about Opie, he thinks is his radio genius.

"Opie ruins everything" would also have been an acceptable title

I hate that I knew what this was before opening the video

You don't understand raydeeeohh

ME: I was never supposed to be the funniest guy in the room. Or the most talented. Or the best at speaking. Or the one who came up with interesting ideas. Or the most intelligent. Or....

ME- Is this the video I just....tweeted?

hold on hold on hold on i got the game

I feel like if someone came in and shot him in the head everyone would start clapping, like that part in creepshow with the guy's cunt wife.

Are they "4 funny fuckers", OP?

Yeah the hold on part was classic Fopie (fuck opie). however, for the next, i don't know, half an hour, opie being in the room of some alpha debate between jimmy and patrice regarding foreskins, you forget hes even there.

I listened to the whole clip... I never realized just how much Opie would yell "HOLD ON" and grind everything to a screeching halt to reset his bit. jesus.

Also, having Patrice, Jefferies, Norton, and Anthony in the same room is some of the funniest radio of all time. Now all Opie has is a snapchat account, some migrant worker, and 8 fans in a deli.

So, a mick then.

Tss ya what is he Nirvana or sumptin?