I listened to the whole clip... I never realized just how much Opie would yell "HOLD ON" and grind everything to a screeching halt to reset his bit. jesus.
Also, having Patrice, Jefferies, Norton, and Anthony in the same room is some of the funniest radio of all time. Now all Opie has is a snapchat account, some migrant worker, and 8 fans in a deli.
Ahhhh whadda you know? A real man wakes up in his cot down in the brig, makes a quick stop for some coffee in the galley, and he's right back on the quarter deck at the wheel, steering us all towards a happy laughing time!
Subscribed to this shithole a day or 2 after Anthony got fired. Was one of the blind "Opie steers the ship" assholes, I'm ashamed to admit. Always knew he was the weakest link but gave him more credit than he was due.
Yes, this is a great show. But this nitpicking cesspool has really highlighted how awful Opie is/was, in spite of my prior wilful ignorance. He very nearly ruins this whole episode.
Tl;dr - Opie eats big fucking elephant cocks live on-air. And now, finally, he's unemployed.
Holy fuck. Holy fucking shit. This is easily the worst one. I probably heard this show live and repressed it. The way he screeches 'hold on' at everyone makes me want to put my fist through the monitor. Then to only repeat what Patrice said? What a faggot. I hope he never gets hired.
Opie is that sound in the shitty car that never turns off so after two weeks you tune it out. The only time you notice it is when someone gets in for the first time and points it out.
Okay, we get it. Opie is a nudge. I don't like him either (I used to), but let's not beat this dead horse any longer now that he's fired. Oh, and how about finding some funny clips instead of pointing out Opie interrupting a flow for the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th time.
There's actually a worse "hold on" that I haven't been able to find. It's during a Burr appearance, and he only says it once but he basically screams "HOLD ON!!" while every is ignoring him.
Opie's whole "Hold On!" thing comes from the old radio idea of "setting the table" for the listener, or for listeners who may have just tuned in. When Opie does this I truly believe in his head he is "doing good radio", or doing his job as some grand orchestrator of the conversation. That it's somehow his job to frame the conversation for the listener. But Opie is so inept at following the flow of conversation and understanding comedic timing, he just blurts this shit out at awkward, inappropriate times thinking he is doing his job. What we totally hate about Opie, he thinks is his radio genius.
ME: I was never supposed to be the funniest guy in the room. Or the most talented. Or the best at speaking. Or the one who came up with interesting ideas. Or the most intelligent. Or....
Yeah the hold on part was classic Fopie (fuck opie). however, for the next, i don't know, half an hour, opie being in the room of some alpha debate between jimmy and patrice regarding foreskins, you forget hes even there.
I listened to the whole clip... I never realized just how much Opie would yell "HOLD ON" and grind everything to a screeching halt to reset his bit. jesus.
Also, having Patrice, Jefferies, Norton, and Anthony in the same room is some of the funniest radio of all time. Now all Opie has is a snapchat account, some migrant worker, and 8 fans in a deli.
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1 Maxa2k13 2017-08-07
But HOLD ON he's got the game
1 McGowan9 2017-08-07
He certainly does! Except the game is putting the halt on funny and making everything about him.
He's as unfunny and awful as his tits are gargantuan. Tits.
1 cnuttin 2017-08-07
is this what ship-steering sounds like? Steering it right into an iceberg.
1 parrotpeople 2017-08-07
Fawk yeah hes like that drunk Irish captain. My muddah would always say never trust a mick wit a beer in his hand
1 cnuttin 2017-08-07
I listened to the whole clip... I never realized just how much Opie would yell "HOLD ON" and grind everything to a screeching halt to reset his bit. jesus.
Also, having Patrice, Jefferies, Norton, and Anthony in the same room is some of the funniest radio of all time. Now all Opie has is a snapchat account, some migrant worker, and 8 fans in a deli.
1 antcum 2017-08-07
Don't forget he'll always have Bam Margera's kids.
1 kingship75 2017-08-07
So, a mick then.
1 DeclanGunn 2017-08-07
Ahhhh whadda you know? A real man wakes up in his cot down in the brig, makes a quick stop for some coffee in the galley, and he's right back on the quarter deck at the wheel, steering us all towards a happy laughing time!
1 cnuttin 2017-08-07
ohhh regular joe
1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-08-07
Even with opie there this is still one of my favourites. Listened so many times
1 McGowan9 2017-08-07
Subscribed to this shithole a day or 2 after Anthony got fired. Was one of the blind "Opie steers the ship" assholes, I'm ashamed to admit. Always knew he was the weakest link but gave him more credit than he was due.
Yes, this is a great show. But this nitpicking cesspool has really highlighted how awful Opie is/was, in spite of my prior wilful ignorance. He very nearly ruins this whole episode.
Tl;dr - Opie eats big fucking elephant cocks live on-air. And now, finally, he's unemployed.
1 thatRookie 2017-08-07
Don't listen to us, we're just a bunch of
loyal listenersfaaawkin' haters thatdespise and call out hackeryAnt manipulated. sniff ...Period.Welcome to good-egghood.
1 FartBoxExpress 2017-08-07
So you're the faggot on YouTube that used to tell me "I just didn't understand how the show works" or that I "must be a new fan."
I'm going to need more penance from you than what's been offered here.
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-08-07
this is the most commonly posted "hold on" ever
1 McGowan9 2017-08-07
Do you know Lynsi Smigo?
1 SwollenPeckas 2017-08-07
Holy fuck. Holy fucking shit. This is easily the worst one. I probably heard this show live and repressed it. The way he screeches 'hold on' at everyone makes me want to put my fist through the monitor. Then to only repeat what Patrice said? What a faggot. I hope he never gets hired.
1 americanmook 2017-08-07
Opie is that sound in the shitty car that never turns off so after two weeks you tune it out. The only time you notice it is when someone gets in for the first time and points it out.
1 AFunnyRapeJoke 2017-08-07
Spic
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-07
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1 americanmook 2017-08-07
How you know me? You type like you do gun fingers in real life.
1 Senators86 2017-08-07
Guys he directs the conversations until they hit the SWEET SPOT
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-07
I realize now that this here is so much better than the show when it was on.
There are no opie defenders left. Everybody hates him and acknowledges that he's truly:
A stupid
B a narcissist
C has 2 smarr bleasts
I love how we now get to highlight his awfulness and revel in his stupidity.
I'm a fat drunk but I swear to God, this place keeps me going with da opie hate.
Thank you.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-08-07
Why would you just shoe horn that in there out of nowhere? That wasn't funny
If being funny doesn't come naturally to you, then don't exert yourself to be funny
The end result will always be worse than just saying nothing at all
1 Randal_X 2017-08-07
He's a Chink, you lacist.
1 Lokque 2017-08-07
Knickers may be a tapioca ball shaped; Jaundice-tinted, slope impersonator, but you sir are malicious and frankly not very nice.
1 RBuddCumia 2017-08-07
I wish a hanger hit his "sweet spot" when he was in utero.
1 camaro69 2017-08-07
Tss ya what is he Nirvana or sumptin?
1 ONAFan2014 2017-08-07
Okay, we get it. Opie is a nudge. I don't like him either (I used to), but let's not beat this dead horse any longer now that he's fired. Oh, and how about finding some funny clips instead of pointing out Opie interrupting a flow for the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th time.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2017-08-07
Nonsense. . . Endless repetition is the main feature of the sub.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-07
Give me gold.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-08-07
THAT'S THE BIT!!
1 RacistPigeon 2017-08-07
What are you, a fag?
1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-08-07
i change my username enough as it is buddy.
1 dankfranklin 2017-08-07
There's actually a worse "hold on" that I haven't been able to find. It's during a Burr appearance, and he only says it once but he basically screams "HOLD ON!!" while every is ignoring him.
1 Marathon_Man_3k 2017-08-07
It's a real shame Jefferies became such a cunt
1 kimchifart 2017-08-07
He's fucking insufferable now. Complete twat.
1 includeemgd 2017-08-07
Stupid faces that faggot makes on his show and leaning on his chair like a cunt
1 Mu_Scevich 2017-08-07
Opie's whole "Hold On!" thing comes from the old radio idea of "setting the table" for the listener, or for listeners who may have just tuned in. When Opie does this I truly believe in his head he is "doing good radio", or doing his job as some grand orchestrator of the conversation. That it's somehow his job to frame the conversation for the listener. But Opie is so inept at following the flow of conversation and understanding comedic timing, he just blurts this shit out at awkward, inappropriate times thinking he is doing his job. What we totally hate about Opie, he thinks is his radio genius.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-08-07
"Opie ruins everything" would also have been an acceptable title
1 Three_Finger_Brown 2017-08-07
I hate that I knew what this was before opening the video
1 porsalin 2017-08-07
You don't understand raydeeeohh
1 helobious1 2017-08-07
ME: I was never supposed to be the funniest guy in the room. Or the most talented. Or the best at speaking. Or the one who came up with interesting ideas. Or the most intelligent. Or....
1 radiospringy 2017-08-07
ME- Is this the video I just....tweeted?
1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-08-07
hold on hold on hold on i got the game
1 strappingyoungladdie 2017-08-07
I feel like if someone came in and shot him in the head everyone would start clapping, like that part in creepshow with the guy's cunt wife.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-08-07
Are they "4 funny fuckers", OP?
1 slizzedlizard 2017-08-07
Yeah the hold on part was classic Fopie (fuck opie). however, for the next, i don't know, half an hour, opie being in the room of some alpha debate between jimmy and patrice regarding foreskins, you forget hes even there.
1 cnuttin 2017-08-07
I listened to the whole clip... I never realized just how much Opie would yell "HOLD ON" and grind everything to a screeching halt to reset his bit. jesus.
Also, having Patrice, Jefferies, Norton, and Anthony in the same room is some of the funniest radio of all time. Now all Opie has is a snapchat account, some migrant worker, and 8 fans in a deli.
1 kingship75 2017-08-07
So, a mick then.
1 camaro69 2017-08-07
Tss ya what is he Nirvana or sumptin?