I think Opie and Paypal Carl are obviously sex weirdos on a road trip as a pretext to make pit stops at rest areas. That at least would make more sense than driving 12 hours to do a radio show for 35 listeners.
So why can't this idiot get his teeth fixed? I know of low-income people that have had dental implants, whitening, veneers, and whatever else. Is he such a cheap fuck that he can't spend some cash on fixing his god awful front teeth?
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1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2017-08-07
Opie does a lot of things where you have to stop and try to figure out what he thinks is funny or entertaining about what he's presenting.
1 aleon33 2017-08-07
Holy mother of God those teeth
1 racemic_mixture 2017-08-07
It looks like he is forming a second row like a shark.
keeps head on swivel
1 aleon33 2017-08-07
ME: If ya wanna play wit sharks, ya gatta become da shark
1 ShadyMcFly 2017-08-07
It looks like a graveyard after an earthquake.
1 kangableezy 2017-08-07
those tings cant be real
1 ObsessiveMuso 2017-08-07
They look worse in every picture I see and I'm not sure if I'm just seeing more of them, or they're actively deteriorating in his mouth.
1 jjoharanyc1 2017-08-07
I can't stop looking at the Buick wit dem hubcaps.
1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-08-07
Skrrr
1 jjoharanyc1 2017-08-07
And why can't the other end of that straw be jammed in glass of acid?
1 barlowqt 2017-08-07
9/10 dentists would recommend suicide
1 RacistPigeon 2017-08-07
9/10 of anyone in any profession who heard this dolt snowplow a conversation would recommend the same.
1 Ironhawk05 2017-08-07
Those teeth are photo shopped right? That cant be real.
1 Peckahnator 2017-08-07
I want to rearrange his teeth. In a good way. Even he shouldn't have teeth like that.
1 SnakeFaceMcGavin 2017-08-07
What a fag
1 dom6502 2017-08-07
Why would he ever open his mouth... Now he's offending both our ears and our eyes.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-07
'Coffee Mania' .... but it's all fawkin crazy in there n'shiz, beans flyin all ova dat mug
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2017-08-07
I think Opie and Paypal Carl are obviously sex weirdos on a road trip as a pretext to make pit stops at rest areas. That at least would make more sense than driving 12 hours to do a radio show for 35 listeners.
1 52017 2017-08-07
Those two teeth are heroes for trying to make there way to the back of Greggs throat to choke him to death
1 --DC-- 2017-08-07
Someone should help them along.
1 _snoop_ 2017-08-07
Gadammit!
Seriously, that's fucking funny
1 TheDannySaint 2017-08-07
He's got teeth like the "Purty Mouth" guy from Deliverance.
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2017-08-07
Dentist: How can I help you?
Me: Can you make me teeth look like my hair?
Dentist: Say no more fam.
1 Dickicker 2017-08-07
His teeth are atrocious, but let's not forget about his fucking awful half-grey/half-blonde wino scruff.
1 im_not 2017-08-07
He has a tooth behind a tooth behind a tooth
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-08-07
Like dollllls teeth.
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-08-07
These Photoshops are getting out of control. Not even Opie is autistarded enough to think this was FFFAWIN HILLAIREEUS.
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-08-07
With a mouth like that he decided to get an eye lift? What the hell is up with these shock jocks and their need to feel sexy?
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-08-07
Can you imagine going to grab a coffee and seeing a 60 year old wandering around taking selfies and doing live streams?
1 HugininuM 2017-08-07
Ol' forgotten graveyard mouth
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-08-07
I for one don't think Opie is a very funny or entertaining guy.
1 JohnQNo1 2017-08-07
Theres something about the colors scheme and font of that sign that reminds me of the 90s. I just got hit with a wave of nostalgia for some reason.
1 FlashVirus 2017-08-07
So why can't this idiot get his teeth fixed? I know of low-income people that have had dental implants, whitening, veneers, and whatever else. Is he such a cheap fuck that he can't spend some cash on fixing his god awful front teeth?
1 helobious1 2017-08-07
Can someone please start an Opie's Teeth twitter account?
1 aleon33 2017-08-07
Won't work, you cant make this shit worse.
1 Robert-T-Pooner 2017-08-07
It looks like instead of cement bags for lunches, he was getting hit in the mouth with them.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-08-07
His teeth look like when a 3yr old rolls a bowling ball and goes so slow it only slightly moves the pins around.