Aids

... delivered with a smile from an unorthodox(uncut) dispenser

You still gonna do this dumb shit?

OK

Can you all guess how long my flacid penis is?

they set up the bot its not like theses fags are making a mega thread every week

Someone still set up the bots tho.

They (spaceedge and his xanax pills with googly eyes) are still faggots though

3.5"? Hot or cold?

can we get a recording of the 'thwack' sound of pecka slapped on the desk, no fluffing cheat please!

I have a glass desk with metal legs, and a cheap wooden one with metal legs. Which one do you want?

I think you should do both, middle of the long side on each. I'm good at this!

Carpet, but they're leveled.

I like how the mods put a peckas at they end of the post so we still know they're cool and not trying to turn this sub into a default subreddit clone.

Faggots.

The incorrect spelling no less

Ew. There are Europeans on this sub?

Mel Gibson is a treasure

And full of many philosophies and theories.

All of which are correct.

STOP BEING THAT!

That lovable Jew hater hasn't directed a bad movie yet.

Hi, talk at me babe.

I recommend everyone watch the British horror thriller 'Kill List.'

Just watch the hammer scene and turn it off

WHAT Do you folks do to pass the time? weekend is boring as fuck

talk to you, & you're doing a wonderful job!

You mean waste your life away? You can do anything! Make a schedule to fulfill your goals. I divide my weekends into 5 key areas- chores/errands, working out, drawing, watching tv (old movies, UFC, and anime), and miscellaneous relaxation (for example posting here).

The entire time I try to listen to audiobooks. I try to listen to an entire book during the weekend, maybe two if I can.

That's lonely as fuck 😂, my kind of weekend, I can't sit and watch movie in one setting anymore, it bore me to tears

I used to spend like hour and a half running in the weekends, but it's getting harder and harder to do

I'm with people the entire time. I wish I could spend some time by myself.

Sounds like heaven.

I'm borderline alcoholic, but don't want to drink during this next week, but not expecting my meds until maybe Thursday ...... so what interesting things can I do with my pecka &/or balls/asshole to distract myself

Build one of these

we've all been horned-up ... so lets not judge, I'm sure he felt ashamed as soon as he finished. Also, I've fukked more horrifying looking sentient beings in my lifetime

burn victims are equally bandaged! don't judge me! - they like any attention outside the unit, they just get scared when I light a ciggy

I'm gonna have me some nightmares. Then I'm gonna build one of these

Borderline? Pussy

fair point! 30 units/day obviously not enough, I'll try harder!

Four words: cock and ball torture

my doctor suggested CBT

shop just undercharged me on my groceries, when I say groceries I mean booze, fags & mags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-XLWNx0T3c

Is The Void any good? It's on Netflix and I'm thinking about giving it a little taste later.

Nothing on Netflix is good.

Dude, Netflix's original content is GARBAGE. ONE good thing among hundreds of choices (Narcos). Their movie selection is GARBAGE.

I-I-I don't like Netflix.

I like Narcos but to me it's not worth the monthly price for how little good content is on it

Nah, wannabe John carpenter senseless garbage. Not scary or interesting

Jimmy Two Times deserved his own movie. If you don't agree, you are cordially invited to eat my ass.

It's a win win

are there any 'girls' here who enjoy a ruff'n'ready sarcastic britbong faot? (I'm ready to drop standards & fuck a fatty)

should I leave the shallow layer of bacon fat in the roasting tin when I do my chips (wassat)? I guess to you lot I mean fat fries, do you have potato wedges?

Requesting the clip of Patton Oswalt's standup set where he says "I'm going to kill my wife"

I gotchu right here

I hate how Jimmy says steps instead of stairs…

Fucking hate when redditors complain about their stupid comments being downvoted. "edit: why am I being downvoted for expressing an opinion? you guys know it's not a disagree button, right?" (It is the way I use it.) You lost some internet points, it's not like you were raped for Christ's sake. Get over it!

HA! my cursor is hovering over those arrows right now ;)

& btw! I was raped by a born-again, so literally 'for Christ's sake'. Allow me!

For example: u/anthonycumiashow

ShEdDuP

My favorite Sopranos seasons - 2 & 5. Most brutal local mob stuff, Richie Aprile, Feech, Tony B. I like the whole run but those seasons are the most rewatchable the whole way through.

Shut up, stupid

Imo 1-5-3-6b-2-4-6a

I'm due for another marathon. Been 3 years since the last.

Opie Hughes is a pathetic big titted idiot who has contributed nothing to radio.

Shut the fuck up

Yes sir.

uhhh ohh, this is compoundmediaprisgay's bit

I'm such a real man, I'd have sex with Flo from Progressive.

Do you suck your mothers cock with that mouth?

Yes.

I hate the fact that Rick and Morty is so mainstream now. We couldn't have our autistic cartoon without normies ruining it by quoting from it on Facebook. The world sucks

Rock and Morty fucking stinks. (I've never seen it)

Today is my birthday. AMA

hopefully your last.

You guys do butt stuff?