Why do people delete their Reddit accounts?
7 2017-08-05 by JoeCumiasCockBreath
Seems like something a spermless puddle of horse cum would do. I don't get it.
7 2017-08-05 by JoeCumiasCockBreath
Seems like something a spermless puddle of horse cum would do. I don't get it.
59 comments
1 Peckahnator 2017-08-05
It's advised to not have years of your shitpostings archived under one publically available account. It's smarter to start a new one every few months.
I'm a suicidal autist though, so I really don't care.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-05
Why though if it's anonymous?
Even if you need an alternative account what's the point in getting rid of one altogether?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-05
I thought that if I could delete my account then I would stop coming here and my life would get better.
It didn't so I came back because I have nothing else going on.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-05
You should have stuck with your original account /u/BrianGilgoresSaggyHelmet?
1 KangolVos 2017-08-05
I tried the same thing. I realized that I need this more than actual human interactions.
1 turnthemaround 2017-08-05
You'd be surprised how quickly someone could find out who you are if you pissed them off.
1 insertclevereference 2017-08-05
The have gov insiders helping them out.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-05
DEEP STATE THERMITE PAINT
1 insertclevereference 2017-08-05
No, just contacts that help them find people. It's not really a revelation.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-05
I was going for Alex Jones yuma:(
1 insertclevereference 2017-08-05
Oh, sorry for being suck a stick in the mud :-/
Here's one to cheer you up...Fat man about Anthony;
"A couple of years ago cops were being shot in the back of the head, he said it was wrong. They fired him from XM."
I shit you not, friend. Have a listen.
https://youtu.be/xSgSH3TuoV8?t=30m49s
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-05
Thank you sir
1 fingerrockets 2017-08-05
They realise they gave enough real info that could alow someone to trace back who they are and they are worried that their employers will learn they are degenerates. By being completely unemployable most here on this sub do not have that fear.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-05
Interesting theory but no dice.
Loads of (gay) people on this sub delete their accounts.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-05
You seem to know an awful lot about the loads of gay people. Something you want to tell us?
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-05
I'd prefer to show you.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-05
Open wide sock cukka
1 AntwansBobo 2017-08-05
Pretty much
1 RicFlairIsGawd 2017-08-05
I had a guy figure out who I was and he came to one of my shows with his two, I assume gay lovers. He ran around screaming that I voted for Donald Trump, at a Baptist church, in the deep South. I had to save him from his own bullshit after he pissed off half the people there.
1 sindrone7 2017-08-05
If you ever post anywhere remotely left wing people will scour your posts. It gets unnerving
1 GinnyOrton 2017-08-05
After everything goes stale here I delete my account. I check in months later just to see what's new. Anthony is biting women and losing his guns/mind or Opie is having a meltdown, and it's good for a month or so. It all dies down, then mouth-breathers here start talking about Jocktober, so it all starts over.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-05
That doesn't answer the question.
Why not just use the same account? What is the point of deleting one and making another?
Am I missing something (other than a dick in my anus)?
1 GinnyOrton 2017-08-05
Simply no point in keeping it. Takes 2 seconds to delete or create a new one. Plus if I delete it then one day I'll actually forget to come back. I'm still holding on for Sam to be forced out, anyone's suicide, and Ant to lose everything (can also be the suicide).
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-05
That doesn't make any sense.
You realise what you typed, right? Read that back to yourself. Slowly. With me now?
If you want to forget to come back then why not just fuck off?
1 GinnyOrton 2017-08-05
When this place is on point it's hilarious. It all gets a bit like a shitty soap opera though. People post some hilarious stuff here, but it's about a bunch of aging assholes that nobody else knows or cares about.
I only get curious and come back because of the handful of guys who write the funniest shit. I can't find anywhere else so consistently eviscerating (among the repeated shit jokes we're all guilty of).
Eventually I'll move on completely, but I still need a fix every now and again.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2017-08-05
It's easy to be an anonymous, gutless faggot on the internet. But even though all you need to do to exist on reddit is to have a baseless opinion about something, there is something about the people in this sub that keeps bringing me back. We all know we're a bunch of anonymous nobodies badgering used-to-be-somebodies, and we take absolutely no pride in it.. it's just fun to laugh at. As far as self-awareness on the internet goes, this is one of the few places you'll find it.
1 GinnyOrton 2017-08-05
I agree. This place is is only worth it during the high times for me though. Now things are quiet again someone posts about suicide for attention, liberals, jews, a fat woman, Rich Vos, and so on. I'm here for the concert, not to suck the roadies off.
1 Zombied77 2017-08-05
There's also no point in deleting it and not deleting it is easier
1 GinnyOrton 2017-08-05
Like wiping piss up with your sock?
1 Zombied77 2017-08-05
Exactly!
1 kaseius1 2017-08-05
I want to drink Opie's semen.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-05
Finally a proper answer. Thank you.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-08-05
Someone got mad at you and deleted their account after being demolished?
LEAVE IT ALONE!
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-08-05
Weirdfellas, aka 'DocMccoy' was/is the biggest faggot of all for this. He got run off multiple communities on here over some embarrassing shit & just changed his name & resumed posting & no longer gets called a cowardly faggot every single post because most don't know it's him.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-05
That is the behaviour of a cunt faggot but at least it's a reason.
The rest of these fucking idiots are coming out with some utter shite.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-08-05
Like Joyomi.
Travis Cohen, 22, from Texas, virgin, Jew, ghost hunter, pug owner, autist, serial killer: If you're reading this, we love you and we miss your hot, frothy takes. Please come back to us, our sweet, sweet boy.
1 Randal_X 2017-08-05
I miss the updates on this young firebrand's odyssey.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-05
You're all in with Joyomi
1 Randal_X 2017-08-05
He's quite the curious character. A charismatic revolutionary frothing at the forefront of unrecognition.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-05
A man with hot takes.
1 Randal_X 2017-08-05
And no fear.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-05
The mark of a serial killer.
1 Randal_X 2017-08-05
One man can make a difference.
1 Randal_X 2017-08-05
One man can make a difference.
1 Randal_X 2017-08-05
One man can make a difference.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-05
they must be selling like hot takes or summet! tss
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-05
An upvote from the chippah is your reward!
1 ThaChippa 2017-08-05
Take that part out!
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1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-05
1 words answer: out of shame
1 includeemgd 2017-08-05
I was trying to get onto r/incels and had to make another name coz if comments
1 enzo_trash 2017-08-05
I use the same account. It makes me more considerate of the shit I post. Which is orobably a good thing.
1 52017 2017-08-05
CIA/DEA
1 chippersonlyle 2017-08-05
They get doxxed by tranthony and face potentially losing their Panera job?
1 52017 2017-08-05
Because weirdos can piece together a lot about you by going back to your very first post.
Source: I've done this
This is my 10th account or so
1 Randal_X 2017-08-05
Quite the Chatty Cathy, are we? Good luck on your eleventh attempt at validation.
1 52017 2017-08-05
I think you're confused.
1 Randal_X 2017-08-05
You need some integrity.
1 52017 2017-08-05
You need new meds
1 Randal_X 2017-08-05
You need to create that new account, faggot.
1 ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-08-05
Mind your own business.
1 Randal_X 2017-08-05
And no fear.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-05
Thank you sir
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-05
they must be selling like hot takes or summet! tss
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