I imagine Lynsi's face is either grinning stupidly or gleefully wrapped around Bam's sweaty skateboarder cock.
In other words, she doesn't give a fuck what her swollen mammary-dragging dunce of a husband is doing, she basically is getting everything she wanted since day one-- half his former wealth and whatever he makes for the rest of his (hopefully short) life.
She's ecstatic that she doesn't have to wait decades to fully cash in. It's like stumbling upon a big titted, lactating lottery ticket sticking out of a garbage can.
Her looks are unbalanced the dolphin forehead,facial features are too small for her head except for those mustaches over her eyes. if she was a guy with same features no chick would fuck him except cousins.on the up side she does have nice set of heavy hangers
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1 Friend_of_Kramer 2017-08-04
She looks like that sexy gremlin without all the makeup.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-08-04
Is that one of Trump's lesser children?
1 ScorzeMan 2017-08-04
Tiffany?
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1 CommanderCock 2017-08-04
Goddamn that's got to be the product of incest. What the fuck?
1 shrineCSGO 2017-08-04
What the fuck? That's my type motherhucker!
1 Steamer1000 2017-08-04
I would jizz on the five head.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-08-04
Her eyebrows are like pinball flippers, aim for the outside.
1 Sock-Cucka 2017-08-04
I imagine Lynsi's face is either grinning stupidly or gleefully wrapped around Bam's sweaty skateboarder cock.
In other words, she doesn't give a fuck what her swollen mammary-dragging dunce of a husband is doing, she basically is getting everything she wanted since day one-- half his former wealth and whatever he makes for the rest of his (hopefully short) life.
She's ecstatic that she doesn't have to wait decades to fully cash in. It's like stumbling upon a big titted, lactating lottery ticket sticking out of a garbage can.
1 literalotherkin 2017-08-04
Don't think she's looking forward to giving up Manhattan life ha? Shows what you know. Rochester has a five star rated bowling alley.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-08-04
And Terry Clifford...
1 obamabeblacknshiet 2017-08-04
That face is so unsettling to look at. She's so fucking ugly but I can't explain why.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-04
I've been thinking about this whilst angrily masturbating and I think I've got it.
It's because she has really thick, lustrous hair that is typical of well-to-do types but also has the face of a meth-head 9.5.
The face looks more ugly because it doesn't match the inherent quality of the other genes.
TLDR posh girl hair, mutant face.
1 sindrone7 2017-08-04
It's the eye brows. That's literally it. The most disastrous eye brows in human history.
1 DJNewStyle 2017-08-04
Could it have something to do with the mutant gypsy moths that have taken refuge above her eyes?
1 killtheumpire 2017-08-04
She's good looking enough to fuck but still ugly enough to want to kill myself afterwards
Ooof
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-08-04
So just like her last boyfriend
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-08-04
Ant_Sucks KILLIN' it for us today!
1 Robert_Spiff_Kelly 2017-08-04
Her looks are unbalanced the dolphin forehead,facial features are too small for her head except for those mustaches over her eyes. if she was a guy with same features no chick would fuck him except cousins.on the up side she does have nice set of heavy hangers
1 MaxKawalski 2017-08-04
Somebody killed themselves for that? Ha! Noob.
1 fuego_fernando 2017-08-04
Exactly.
1 Steamer1000 2017-08-04
Just thinnin the heard brotherman.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-04
I'd like to fuck those slug eyebrows off her cunt face.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-04
You're a man who knows what he wants.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-08-04
I'd like to slug those cunt eyebrows off her fuck face.
1 DryTeeth 2017-08-04
Like she simultaneoualy smelled a fart from skunks asshole & was told she might have cancer.
1 Jaeromaru 2017-08-04
Looks like that chick from Suicide Squad if she sucked on lemons
1 fuego_fernando 2017-08-04
I'll give her a lemon to suck on.
Hint: It's my peckah.
1 sgtpeppr87 2017-08-04
With those eyebrows, imagine what her fart bush looks like!
1 connordon94 2017-08-04
Who dis bitch?
1 TacoTrots 2017-08-04
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/16/us/suicide-texting-trial-michelle-carter-conrad-roy.html
1 52017 2017-08-04
Her face looks like a witch put a curse on a hot chick.
1 Billyassman 2017-08-04
Unibrow
1 link_nukem28 2017-08-04
I'd have intercourse with her