I'd need to get advice on dealing with torture before I decide ....

Shit M83 ur already stranded on an island but it's full of muzzies or sumptin bruv. Should be easy for u innit?

sharp nasal inhale That's a real motherfucker, man. Do I have time to hit a few meetings before I decide?

A .357 magnum.

Is it playing non stop or are they tapes i can choose to play?

Non stop, except when you sleep. The shows all still exist in this universe and there will be a new one daily you can listen to, that show will be the first you hear everyday but then they are randomized after that for the rest of the day.

Give me jims show. Because i dont want to hear sniff belch. Or sams voice. Maybe jims eggs will be late once in a while so i get some excitement

I'd climb the nearest coconut tree and jump off head first.

You are immortal in this situation. You will be there for 10 years and only after that time period is over you can choose either death it a helicopter comes and takes you back home.

I guess I'd go with Opie's show then. At least he had Normand, Vos, and Bobby on sometimes. It's unfortunate but Jim's advice show really was one of the worst things I've ever listened to and I can only imagine Sam's podcast is even worse than that.

The odds of you getting to hear those shows are slim though. You don't get to pick which one plays it's all random after the new show plays daily. So you could end up hearing 3 straight days of Opie, sherrod and the Cuban shows before you hear one Vos, Normand or Bobby show.

Immortality is the only thing that could keep most of us alive for another 10 years. Well done.

Sams show would help me sleep, the other two would just infuriate me

Exactly. Sam's is the closest to a white noise machine. Listening to Jim tell people how to live right will make you want to kill yourself and the other option is Opie.

That's tough. Though somehow, listening to an almost 50 year old man give advice on things he doesn't have a goddamn clue about seems to be the best option.

You've done it.

You've figured out the absolute worst case hypothetical scenario known to man.

Swallowing ocean water until you sink like a stone would be the easy way out yet infinitely more noble than listening to any of that audible soul rape.

Swimming to the mainland, no matter how far.

Exactly. Sam's is the closest to a white noise machine. Listening to Jim tell people how to live right will make you want to kill yourself and the other option is Opie.