I hate the Gas Digital gang because they alway out their holes in projects. Luis gave his last piece a show, jay made his pig a producer, now this. Ick
Because they never needed to be funny growing up, in fact being funny could hurt them socially.
They mimic what they find funny, and most female comics have an expectation of being found funny based on their social standing. You have to laugh at me because I'm attractive and I'm socially accepted!
A man has to become successful based on his talent, a woman relies on networking.
That's why comics like Roseanne and Joan Rivers are so rare. Women aren't supposed to be funny, and they have to be exceptional to rise above the 7s that fuck their way to the top.
Well said, I agree. So I guess the answer is that they have to put together these themed, all women shows with predictable double entendre posters to ensure a safe space for their gay friends and day job coworkers to come and laugh in, to perpetuate their own ideas about how they're "professional comedians" sticking it to the man.
On YKWD she says it was completely amicable and mutual. They just got married too young and in their late twenties decided to see other people because they ended up being like best friends.
You know... all the makings of a completely unique, hilarious, and enthralling divorce story.
Good point, but it's not like she's a bottomless well of experiences. In 30+ years she's never left the tri-state area and up until a year ago her idea of a vacation was taking a trip to the shore and getting finger fucked by some drunk guido under the boardwalk. Don't think she's got a lot to talk about.
They were like best friends? I can see why they had to divorce.
Maybe I just have low standards from my parent's marriage and my failures, but I just hope to find someone who doesn't mutter/doesn't make me mutter "I hate you" in my/her ear at night. Also no fatties.
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1 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-08-03
"lololololol our shitty marriages falling apart were all our ex husbands' faults! PUSSY POWER WOOOOOOOOO"
I'd still let Lauren penetrate me with her chin.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-08-03
She could chin your butthole while tonguing your balls.
1 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-08-03
Well go on!
1 Bibimbap4211 2017-08-03
Good job on the poster putting the broads names in the wrong order
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-08-03
I hate the Gas Digital gang because they alway out their holes in projects. Luis gave his last piece a show, jay made his pig a producer, now this. Ick
1 PhilipMarma 2017-08-03
Why can't women just perform at a club without making a whole pun-based show out of it?
1 rahtin 2017-08-03
Because they never needed to be funny growing up, in fact being funny could hurt them socially.
They mimic what they find funny, and most female comics have an expectation of being found funny based on their social standing. You have to laugh at me because I'm attractive and I'm socially accepted!
A man has to become successful based on his talent, a woman relies on networking.
That's why comics like Roseanne and Joan Rivers are so rare. Women aren't supposed to be funny, and they have to be exceptional to rise above the 7s that fuck their way to the top.
No judgement.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-08-03
Well said, I agree. So I guess the answer is that they have to put together these themed, all women shows with predictable double entendre posters to ensure a safe space for their gay friends and day job coworkers to come and laugh in, to perpetuate their own ideas about how they're "professional comedians" sticking it to the man.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-03
Lauren's knees not touching because she's got a massive wide stinkhole
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-03
I'm jealous. I've been fucking a guy named Dave for years and he won't even tell his wife about me.
1 ActualHeatbag 2017-08-03
That's some chin
1 throwawawyy2 2017-08-03
Those arms are olive n-person hairy
1 kevin121312 2017-08-03
Did she sabotage her marriage so she could have a scorned woman podcast? She's worse than Von.
1 rahtin 2017-08-03
Are you implying Von pulled a Patton and replaced Patrice's insulin with glucose?
1 TARE_ME 2017-08-03
On YKWD she says it was completely amicable and mutual. They just got married too young and in their late twenties decided to see other people because they ended up being like best friends.
You know... all the makings of a completely unique, hilarious, and enthralling divorce story.
1 kevin121312 2017-08-03
If it was amicable, then she has no business discussing divorce on a weekly podcast
1 TARE_ME 2017-08-03
Good point, but it's not like she's a bottomless well of experiences. In 30+ years she's never left the tri-state area and up until a year ago her idea of a vacation was taking a trip to the shore and getting finger fucked by some drunk guido under the boardwalk. Don't think she's got a lot to talk about.
1 kevin121312 2017-08-03
lol
1 wowbagger88 2017-08-03
They were like best friends? I can see why they had to divorce.
Maybe I just have low standards from my parent's marriage and my failures, but I just hope to find someone who doesn't mutter/doesn't make me mutter "I hate you" in my/her ear at night. Also no fatties.
1 Joemomma101 2017-08-03
Who's girlfriend is better looking? Luis or Dave?
1 Soriano33alfonso 2017-08-03
Who in the fuck would actually go to see this?
1 fuego_fernando 2017-08-03
Other dumb self righteous broads.
1 gopackjo 2017-08-03
They've been doing that show since last October. But Dave's dick could have still had something to do with it, I guess.
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1 SirWallaceII 2017-08-03
could you ever imagine being hitched to one of these NYC broads?
Look at those faces, mannerisms, style of dress.
washed up, loud, bar hoes. stretched out pussies like my 9th grade b ball shirt I squeeze into.
I bet both of their cooters look like Rocky's eye after 12 rounds