Scorch is currently putting up better numbahs on Facebook Live than Tits did on Brother Weaze's Morning Zoo

249  2017-08-03 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

57 comments

Both of those are probably from us, but at least we all watch Scorch in utter admiration and awe.

i don't think so. it seems much more likely that people from this subreddit were hate-watching the Wease show since it spawned multiple threads. Scorch is just a quality broadcaster who draws fans.

My mistake, my mistake. It's just I love Scorch so much that I was hoping you guys did too.

As Scorch has always been known as "The last professional broadcaster"...

91 cities.

Scorch at least attempts to put on a show.

I'm sure no one has tweeted this to gregg yet have they?

MORE VIEWWWS

Aw, yours was better, and quicker. Guess I'm the Opie between the 2 of us.

haha that's the joke! there it is!

I knew we'd get there sooner or later.

The people still chose you. Steve Jobs ass salutatorian ass nigga.

Now thats PFG

Wuts Terrapin bound? Tied up by a cupla turtles playin banjos n tamborines at a trane stayshun or sumpthin? Cool name, just chippin ya.

U got me like a muuuug

Weird Viewwws!

How can a radio guy use that mic??

Yeah, we have one in our office and it fucking sucks.

lookie lookie miss cookie

Is Greggorio on the lady hormones? He's looking a little paunchy in the jowls.

Because Scorch is at least genuine.

Scorch actually screwed a lot of people over. Like his old radio partner. But no one can seem to stay mad at the guy

FAKE NEWS!!!

Wait really? I'd never heard of that. What do you mean?

Yeah he told his co host not to worry and he was going to find them a new gig. But he was lying and only found himself a gig and broke the news the day before he left and left Pauly hanging.

Scorch could have skinned his cohost alive on air and he still would be a far more charming individual than Opie.

Ok that is one person, who are these "lots" you speak of? Opie spent his entire career screwing the audience, Scorch is just a little unaware at times.

https://youtu.be/Q_m-ncIdcpo This is an hour long clip where they go in depth about it.

I would watch PFG TV even without the commentary, it's entertaining

In addition to viewers, Scorch also has more shows.

And has better job prospects.

WEIRD AUDITIONS!!

And the guy came in to read for the part, and he drops his pants and shits on the producer so I guess that guy's a real shithead knowhuddamean?

iplaybadguys

Better hair, too.

made my day

Scorch hasn't seen that many views since 1980.

You setup bastard

Where the hell is PFGsciple? That was one gimmick I liked a lot.

I'm the extra numbah who boosted schorchs audience far beyond the viewership of grigg "titts " Hughes

Opie is like Scorch, except Opie is also mean-spirited. He's mean Scorch.

So would I. Can't stay mad at scorch

Well of course. Scorch has viewers in over 60 countries.

So he takes a fat spic with with instead of his radio partner of 20 years?

That's unfair to Scorch, you probably grabbed that when people were just starting to come in.

I'm still confused as to why Vito Carlucci is the pseudonym of a man named Scorch

It's his wrestling manager pseudonym.

Yeah but his name is Scorch. I'm saying that it's ironic. In a perfect world his real name would be Vito and his amateur wrestling name would be Scorch. He'd look much cooled getting that guitar smashed on his back.

In guessing his real name isn't Scorch either. Sorry to bear bad news, but there's no Santa Claus, either

I was there for some of it, it was fucking sad. Also he refused to address the Opster's firing when I asked.

I got more veiws than Hughs, fa la la la la

Scorch is pizza, Opie is a nothingburger.

Breastburger

Serious contender for best post 2017

36!?

Please give Scorch a show on XM. He can't do any worse.

Yeah he told his co host not to worry and he was going to find them a new gig. But he was lying and only found himself a gig and broke the news the day before he left and left Pauly hanging.

https://youtu.be/Q_m-ncIdcpo This is an hour long clip where they go in depth about it.