Some roast battler tells Vos his wife is a cunt and he has nothing in response

35  2017-08-03 by [deleted]

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She seems hilarious. More bitchy broads in comedy, there aren't enough of those.

By the way she called Bonnie a cunt because she is a cunt.

Do you like the tattoo on the side of her face that looks like a port-wine stain?

Definition of a basic white bitch. Not hot enough to be a suicide girl, not fat enough to be a snow bunny.

Just meh.

I wouldn't fuck her, mostly because I have little meat, but she's still pretty blase.

She's got plenty of nudes online too.

Average titty meat tbh

Flap jack titties. You could grab those things like the handles on a bike.

Those are not attractive tits.

Mediocre bitches covered in tattoos and piercings should be pumped and dumped and told why with a stern honest tone.

You can literally fuck someone that looks exactly like this for 250 dollars.

That is all she is worth to anyone, 250 dollars, pretty sad.

sHeDd EeHhPP

Is 250 average for a prostitute? Because if so I've been getting ripped off.

It is in the South, at least for incalls. And I'm not talking about crack whores either, legit "escorts" so I hear.

Men are more expensive.

seeing her ass in a thong just made me realize how hilarious she is!

As my grandfather said: technically , anything is fuckable.

A wise man.

When trying to start a comedy career the first step is obviously to get your tits out.

Who watches these things? Watching two nobodies hurl insults at each other while paying for a drink minimum sounds terrible.

Hey, you're fat

Yeah? Well your dick is tiny.

Vos slurs out a joke while the crowd ohhhhs & ahhhhsss

Roast battle is the fucking worst. Every single joke is well I thought A and B but you are actually C. Comedians just like the rest of show business loves sucking their own dicks.

theres also the joke where you reverse engineer the punchline by comparing the person to an object. So Pick something a hipster would like, a mortal combat sega cartridge. Then yell the punchline....

GENERIC FEMALE COMIC 15 IS LIKE A MORTAL COMBAT SEGA CARTRIDGE....THE LAST TIME SHE HAD FINGERS IN HER WAS THE BACKROOM OF A BLOCKBUSTER IN 1995....tssss of sumptin

the main stages are alright. it really depends on whether you're familiar with the comics

People only watch because sometimes the judges are funny.

In all fairness to Vos he got interrupted twice.

Bonnie IS a cunt, & Vos is getting soft in his old age....

... but he'll be playing the St. Louis Funnybone; August 3rd.

Up your game, that plug was shitty.

sorry, I schtink!

No shit, you have to wash the plug off when you are done.

They can't all be gems, folksh.

Say one thing for this sub, it's full of people who watch absolutely awful comedy 24/7

Faintly at the end, "Why'd she call my wife a cunt". Fuckin priceless

That was the only bit that made me laugh

Roast battles? What fresh hell is this?

Positive: she has enough tattoos that you could hit her and the bruises wouldn't show up.

What's that? Your phone cut out, faggot.

That doesn't even make sense in this instance you stupid bastard.

Sorry, I'll be more direct. Your contributions here are garbage and you should ventilate your forehead.

Contributions? Are you one of those faggots that considers this a community? Just make a funny joke and move on you boring prick.

No, but I think you're one of the least funny cunts here. If you died this place would be better.

Don't make fun of my boyfriend.

"Why did she call my wife a cunt?"

She has working ears.

More like ROASTIE Battle!!!

Skunk hair. Neck tattoo. Muslim inspired dress. This woman is wife material.

I say we extend an invite out to her to join our little club here. Whadya say, gents?

oh god, what's with the machine gun sound effects?

Spics love soundboards.

Wow. She's is some kind of stupid and unfunny:

"When you were about to bang but then he whips out the micro peen"

"Fight Net Neutrality"

Just saying "micro peen" doesn't make something a punchline.... it's like a cringe comic from /r/ComedyCemetery. Also, Net Neutrality is what you are fighting FOR not against.

Think what you want about Bonnie but she can and should obliterate this attention starved train wreck.

I used to see her at this open mic sometimes. Her joke premises ranged from I'm a whore to i like wine weed and chocolate. Really innovative stuff.

Would you pretend to laugh in order to fuck her?

Contributions? Are you one of those faggots that considers this a community? Just make a funny joke and move on you boring prick.

Would you pretend to laugh in order to fuck her?