Roast battle is the fucking worst. Every single joke is well I thought A and B but you are actually C. Comedians just like the rest of show business loves sucking their own dicks.
theres also the joke where you reverse engineer the punchline by comparing the person to an object. So Pick something a hipster would like, a mortal combat sega cartridge. Then yell the punchline....
GENERIC FEMALE COMIC 15 IS LIKE A MORTAL COMBAT SEGA CARTRIDGE....THE LAST TIME SHE HAD FINGERS IN HER WAS THE BACKROOM OF A BLOCKBUSTER IN 1995....tssss of sumptin
Just saying "micro peen" doesn't make something a punchline.... it's like a cringe comic from /r/ComedyCemetery. Also, Net Neutrality is what you are fighting FOR not against.
Think what you want about Bonnie but she can and should obliterate this attention starved train wreck.
40 comments
1 Soriano33alfonso 2017-08-03
She seems hilarious. More bitchy broads in comedy, there aren't enough of those.
By the way she called Bonnie a cunt because she is a cunt.
1 hahfdjahdfsja 2017-08-03
Do you like the tattoo on the side of her face that looks like a port-wine stain?
1 IrateAutoBody 2017-08-03
fuckable
1 RatherPleasent 2017-08-03
Definition of a basic white bitch. Not hot enough to be a suicide girl, not fat enough to be a snow bunny.
Just meh.
I wouldn't fuck her, mostly because I have little meat, but she's still pretty blase.
1 DanceLikeTheJig 2017-08-03
She's got plenty of nudes online too.
1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-08-03
Average titty meat tbh
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-03
Flap jack titties. You could grab those things like the handles on a bike.
1 --DC-- 2017-08-03
Those are not attractive tits.
1 hahfdjahdfsja 2017-08-03
Mediocre bitches covered in tattoos and piercings should be pumped and dumped and told why with a stern honest tone.
1 ellasmitherson 2017-08-03
You can literally fuck someone that looks exactly like this for 250 dollars.
That is all she is worth to anyone, 250 dollars, pretty sad.
1 fuego_fernando 2017-08-03
sHeDd EeHhPP
1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2017-08-03
Is 250 average for a prostitute? Because if so I've been getting ripped off.
1 ellasmitherson 2017-08-03
It is in the South, at least for incalls. And I'm not talking about crack whores either, legit "escorts" so I hear.
1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-08-03
Men are more expensive.
1 CMacLaren 2017-08-03
seeing her ass in a thong just made me realize how hilarious she is!
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-08-03
As my grandfather said: technically , anything is fuckable.
1 thrillated 2017-08-03
A wise man.
1 HerpDerpen 2017-08-03
When trying to start a comedy career the first step is obviously to get your tits out.
1 Cream_P 2017-08-03
Who watches these things? Watching two nobodies hurl insults at each other while paying for a drink minimum sounds terrible.
Hey, you're fat
Yeah? Well your dick is tiny.
Vos slurs out a joke while the crowd ohhhhs & ahhhhsss
1 pusigineht1 2017-08-03
Roast battle is the fucking worst. Every single joke is well I thought A and B but you are actually C. Comedians just like the rest of show business loves sucking their own dicks.
1 quasi100 2017-08-03
theres also the joke where you reverse engineer the punchline by comparing the person to an object. So Pick something a hipster would like, a mortal combat sega cartridge. Then yell the punchline....
GENERIC FEMALE COMIC 15 IS LIKE A MORTAL COMBAT SEGA CARTRIDGE....THE LAST TIME SHE HAD FINGERS IN HER WAS THE BACKROOM OF A BLOCKBUSTER IN 1995....tssss of sumptin
1 1475315963 2017-08-03
the main stages are alright. it really depends on whether you're familiar with the comics
1 SpurdoBurdo 2017-08-03
People only watch because sometimes the judges are funny.
1 RatherPleasent 2017-08-03
In all fairness to Vos he got interrupted twice.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-03
Bonnie IS a cunt, & Vos is getting soft in his old age....
... but he'll be playing the St. Louis Funnybone; August 3rd.
1 --DC-- 2017-08-03
Up your game, that plug was shitty.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-03
sorry, I schtink!
1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-08-03
No shit, you have to wash the plug off when you are done.
1 thrillated 2017-08-03
They can't all be gems, folksh.
1 Mayonnaise_Monster 2017-08-03
Say one thing for this sub, it's full of people who watch absolutely awful comedy 24/7
1 laurens_tits 2017-08-03
Faintly at the end, "Why'd she call my wife a cunt". Fuckin priceless
1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-08-03
That was the only bit that made me laugh
1 Dick_Kickass 2017-08-03
Roast battles? What fresh hell is this?
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-03
Positive: she has enough tattoos that you could hit her and the bruises wouldn't show up.
1 --DC-- 2017-08-03
What's that? Your phone cut out, faggot.
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-03
That doesn't even make sense in this instance you stupid bastard.
1 --DC-- 2017-08-03
Sorry, I'll be more direct. Your contributions here are garbage and you should ventilate your forehead.
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-03
Contributions? Are you one of those faggots that considers this a community? Just make a funny joke and move on you boring prick.
1 --DC-- 2017-08-03
No, but I think you're one of the least funny cunts here. If you died this place would be better.
1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-08-03
Don't make fun of my boyfriend.
1 Suvario 2017-08-03
"Why did she call my wife a cunt?"
She has working ears.
1 fuego_fernando 2017-08-03
More like ROASTIE Battle!!!
1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-08-03
Skunk hair. Neck tattoo. Muslim inspired dress. This woman is wife material.
1 InHell1979 2017-08-03
I say we extend an invite out to her to join our little club here. Whadya say, gents?
1 AlexanderGrape 2017-08-03
oh god, what's with the machine gun sound effects?
1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-08-03
Spics love soundboards.
1 DuckSpeaker_ 2017-08-03
Wow. She's is some kind of stupid and unfunny:
"When you were about to bang but then he whips out the micro peen"
"Fight Net Neutrality"
Just saying "micro peen" doesn't make something a punchline.... it's like a cringe comic from /r/ComedyCemetery. Also, Net Neutrality is what you are fighting FOR not against.
Think what you want about Bonnie but she can and should obliterate this attention starved train wreck.
1 just_a_mean_person 2017-08-03
I used to see her at this open mic sometimes. Her joke premises ranged from I'm a whore to i like wine weed and chocolate. Really innovative stuff.
1 thrillated 2017-08-03
Would you pretend to laugh in order to fuck her?
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-03
Contributions? Are you one of those faggots that considers this a community? Just make a funny joke and move on you boring prick.
1 thrillated 2017-08-03
Would you pretend to laugh in order to fuck her?