LOL, what did she expect to happen?

"Oh gooshhh, dollar tree store...maybe I won some couuupins or somethin'...ohhhhh noooooo, it's a big painis! Oh deeaaar...."

haha! perfect

couuupins

Hahaha. Perfect

Haha. Perfect.

Haha. Perfect!

Jaja. Perfecto!

Back to Mexico, spic!

OK which one of you scamps is Carlos Martin?

I'm Carlos Danger.

Fawk, O&A made your entire political career, and then you got too big for the show!

Apparently he's doing... kid stuff now? ^..sniff

Big fan of your work, Mr. Danger! Huma is a cunt!

Wish she had a fawwwkin sense of herself err sumpinnn

It's CBanks.

He's in jail. Or maybe he's out on bail now but he was in jail.

https://twitter.com/carltonautism/status/893405718832848896 Explain this if he's in jail.

Did you not read the part where I said he might be out on bail? Not very smart, are you?

He is probably a normal guy who asked her on a date, but she was touched as a child and sees everything as perverted. So if you guys haven't already done so, don't touch your kids inappropriately or else they'll end up like Stwaaalka Paaaaddy

And don't get discount kids.

Too late

What's the point in having anything unless you can fuck it and eat it?

Why would anyone video chat Patti and not have their cock out!??

opies paying the mad cuban to jerk off in front of stalker patti

It's almost like he's got Louis CK back on "the show" (Skype exclusive) again.

Now, THAT'S fucking funny.

She has been on the internet for 3 decades and never knew what a video chat is?

Shit like this makes you wonder if her entire persona could just be the greatest work of all time.

Female, retarded, virgin, senior citizen Keyser Soze.

Her straightening up her walk as leaves the SiriusXM building, Colin Quinn pulls up in a Jag. Fade to black.

Her pussy smells like mothballs

She looks like she smells like potatoes and cheap deodorant.

This is a humble brag. She's flattered and turned on, and she finds it gratifying that a man would want to jerk off to her on cam. She just needed a plausibly denialble way to let everyone know she's still sexually desired.

Excellent analysis, tobehonestwicha

Mr. RapistWithAIDS is truly a gentleman and a scholar.

I hope that guy wears a rubber though! Just think of all those poor young men that will get AIDS.

Screen name totally checks out!

EDIT: We did it, Reddit!

This is exactly it, there's no other reason to share this with your old Starbucks coworkers

"Never received a video chat" :(

Well she probably just got enough funds for a webcam last week.

Financed it most likely.

Me and Patrice video chatted for hours at a time.

You hang up first.

No, you hang up first!

Thanks Dante Nero

You know she was tickling her tuna to Carlos.

Good for you Patti. Wouldn’t want sexual attention from a man. That would be too normal. Frigid molested as a child weirdo ant bodied insect bitch.

I read this in my head with her dumb fuck accent

Does anybody know if that frigid virgin finally ended up getting plowed ? Someone in this sub needs to nut up and blow the cobwebs out of that stink hole

You think people haven't volunteered? Opie is the only one she'll fuck, and he feels he is above it.

You make a good point. Aren't her and opie practically the same age? I truly believe her step dad or foster dad or whatever he was popped that cherry and she wiped it from her memory after

He might not feel that way after the wife goes back to Bam.

This wack pack really loves their dollar stores.

Carlos Martin fan since Day #1

She watched while he pulled his peckah and shot a big load of jizz at the camera and then she closed it out and blocked him. And then went and used her handy dandy Jackhammer dildo to get off while moaning the name Carlos.

Oh, Cahr-L-eiws

That's vulgah!

Holy shit this is fantastic.

She shouldnt have a problem avoiding him since she cant afford to shop where he works.

I can't believe no one has posted this guy's Facebook page, we need to see if he's of lower stock.

was it black ?

jesus patti. Never got laid in 50-something years and terrified to even see a cock on a screen, without a hint of curiosity to watch? What a miserable existence she must lead.

Ayyyyyeeee naaaayyyyyyyeeee

tss tss Carlos pulled out his pecka tss tss

Those carlos gents are a wild bunch

Oh Patti. Never change.

I'd fuck Patti

Apparently he's doing... kid stuff now? ^..sniff

Oh, Cahr-L-eiws