It really is quite impressive just how awful he is. Even his laugh. There's always that split second delay between when someone else starts laughing and then he joins in. It's like he never acquired his own sense of self. The only time I've heard him laugh and it seemed for real is when he goes high pitched and stutters and makes a self deprecating remark that he sounds like a girl. Which he does.
You just know that's his favorite sweatshirt and he thinks he looks fuckin awesome in it. Look how tattered it is.
I have a pair of sweatpants like that. They're permanently stained with like six different foods and at least one type of semen. I look like a total stud in them, but I'd never leave the house wearing them
The main problem with this is it's NOT FUNNY. For a guy who fancies himself a "comedian," someone who does a "comedy show," he doesn't even try to be funny a lot of the time, usually going for "cool" or "edgy." He'd probably say "dat's da bit," but it's really not clear because he's such an insecure, unsufferable cunt most of the time. It's like when they smashed Bob Kelly when he got thin and did those "sexy Bobby" photos, or when Joe Piscopo tried to be the sexy muscleman comedian. I don't know what Opie is trying to present himself as. He legitimately thinks he's funny, sexy, dark, artsy, athletic, and smart. Only psychopaths tend to have that inflated a view of themselves.
I believe this was right after O&A were dropped from terrestrial the 2nd time and went back to satellite full time and right before the grape fight. This wasn't a joke, Opster went full emo.
There is a movie going on in this guys head that none of us mere mortals will ever understand. He turned down being America's next top model, he was the Teflon Dons consigliere, he fought the corporations to save his best friends job, and he has a bodybuilders pecks.
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105 comments
1 Opprobriousness 2017-08-03
Comedy Assassin's Creed.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-03
It's certainly one way to hide the gay cosmetic surgery around his stupid eyes.
1 lela5go 2017-08-03
Tss ya like fawkin Assassin's Nickleback or sumfin'
1 idamnedit 2017-08-03
Darth Titius - Star Wars umah.
1 Chippah69 2017-08-03
Fawk yeah Darth Dolly Parton
1 idamnedit 2017-08-03
Darth Doodiecam
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-08-03
Darth Dumb Dumb.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-03
Wait wait wait it's like Darth sweatshirt or sumthin
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-08-03
Counts DooDoos
1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2017-08-03
Like Shockjocker
1 _snoop_ 2017-08-03
MURDERED THAT COCK SUCKA
1 bsack420 2017-08-03
Emperor Palpatits
1 rahtin 2017-08-03
Cant Solo
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-03
Cunt Noshow
1 lestatjenkins 2017-08-03
Emperor Mammery
1 kingship75 2017-08-03
Opie-Dumb Canblowme! I don't know, I'm just riffin'. Now you go!
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2017-08-03
Luke Lie-talker
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-03
Princess Liar
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-08-03
Grand Loff Tarkin
1 idamnedit 2017-08-03
Grand Sloth Tarkin
1 Mr_Hotshit 2017-08-03
Count Doodoo
1 Slateski 2017-08-03
Boobacca
1 idamnedit 2017-08-03
Boobie Fett
1 Belchides 2017-08-03
Remember when Han Solo was fired from the Millennium Falcon and Chewbacca did nothing?
1 Gnu_Mutant 2017-08-03
And Chewy wasn't allowed back onto the Falcon until Solos son killed him and threw him off a bridge or something.
1 DarkRagunax 2017-08-03
General Fartkin, Amirite?
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-03
The Cumdertaker
1 SuperTrucker76 2017-08-03
I like it.. I'd go with cummertaker, but yeah. That's tits.
1 BlewRaja 2017-08-03
wait wait...rest in skeet er sumpthin
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-08-03
The Under(the bathroom stall video)taker
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-03
I was going to call him the "Dumbdertaker" but he's somehow more of a faggot than an idiot, and that's really saying something.
1 PsychoticPixel 2017-08-03
This one really falls off the tongue
1 buryonedeep 2017-08-03
The Dim Reaper
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-08-03
The Cock Keeper
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-08-03
like faggot's creed er sumpthin
1 Dannyprecise 2017-08-03
Cisfaggot
1 panasonictooth 2017-08-03
I Know What You Did Last Bummer
1 Skip4play 2017-08-03
someone put a dick on him. This should be done with all his photos.
1 LynsifucksBam 2017-08-03
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kHNZC7lc5mw
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-03
A nauseating embarrassment of a man.
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-08-03
Was the photo you posted put up recently? That's the same exact coat as he's wearing in the douchiest video ever.
1 jim_thoms 2017-08-03
It's not recent. Probably from around the same time as the video.
I bet Opie still has that hoodie though.
1 itrits 2017-08-03
"Spread da word..."
dramatically bows head
Ugh, makes me fucking cringe every time.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-03
He tries so fucking hard lol
This is especially funny in light of what a giant douchebag he is. Oh man. Good shit.
1 FatMosque 2017-08-03
I wonder if Anthony and jimmy were making fun of him behind his back at this time
1 pabbseven 2017-08-03
aaaaa that fucken head nod in the end and a second later pans the camera. Hes like 45 there? Holy fuck ugh.
1 CookieHaid 2017-08-03
Well...2009 was a vurry...special... ...year.
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2017-08-03
It's interesting to see 8 year old comments railing and goofing on him the same way people do now.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-08-03
Assassin's Creep
1 kingship75 2017-08-03
Fawk yeah! Video game 'yuma...
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2017-08-03
Arno Borian or sumthin'.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-08-03
A jedi of dulardness
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-08-03
This would be okay if it were the beginning of a beheading video
1 obamabeblacknshiet 2017-08-03
If only this image was cropped from a picture of ISIS hostage takers.
1 DryTeeth 2017-08-03
Why cant he do a single thing without looking like a fucking shit-dicked, murderable cunt?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-03
It really is quite impressive just how awful he is. Even his laugh. There's always that split second delay between when someone else starts laughing and then he joins in. It's like he never acquired his own sense of self. The only time I've heard him laugh and it seemed for real is when he goes high pitched and stutters and makes a self deprecating remark that he sounds like a girl. Which he does.
No wonder he tries to hide his real laugh.
1 SuperTrucker76 2017-08-03
It wouldn't be him.
1 drewdha 2017-08-03
Ols lower half homer Simpson face having ass bitch
1 lowend73 2017-08-03
60 years old, he is 60 years old
1 grocery_man 2017-08-03
How's that feel fucker?
1 phlammo 2017-08-03
The Unibrabomber
1 SuperTrucker76 2017-08-03
That deserves more recognition... it hits several different things at once.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-03
Unabomber for insanity, bra for tits, and bomber for lack of humor. Right guys did I get it?
1 DanceLikeTheJig 2017-08-03
And he also faked a "bra bombing".
1 SuperTrucker76 2017-08-03
Damn it.. I was gonna say That! Lol
1 Jaeromaru 2017-08-03
There something extra infuriating about seeing a zipper on a hood
1 c0up0n 2017-08-03
I have no doubt that 16 year olds make fun of their peers that wear that. The fact that he is an old man makes it a lot worse.
1 mcb84 2017-08-03
You dont like sharp pieces of metal by your eyeballs?
1 GKPressperton 2017-08-03
Who wore it better?
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-03
You just know that's his favorite sweatshirt and he thinks he looks fuckin awesome in it. Look how tattered it is.
I have a pair of sweatpants like that. They're permanently stained with like six different foods and at least one type of semen. I look like a total stud in them, but I'd never leave the house wearing them
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-03
Oh good it's not just me
1 52017 2017-08-03
Only one type of semen? Come on now....
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-03
He said at least one, you try-hard, piggybacking dildo.
1 52017 2017-08-03
Geez. Put the claws away!! SOMEONE didn't get their cereal this morning 😉
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-08-03
you can also tell he has a matching zipper on the ass end of his acid wash jeans.
1 _TESD_Army_ant_ 2017-08-03
The Undertiter
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-03
The Uddertaker
1 CookieHaid 2017-08-03
Manboobskind
1 KangolVos 2017-08-03
Bastion Boober.
1 Mglassen2017 2017-08-03
stan darsh
1 insertclevereference 2017-08-03
Oh shit, he's getting that Bill Clinton alcoholic bulb nose.
No wonder he was so nasty to lady di about her edema. He was really talking to himself.
1 BrillantPebbles 2017-08-03
You guys are just jelly, he could have been a model.
1 SayntJ 2017-08-03
Millionaire Pioneer of satellite radio still has the same Douchebag hoodie from almost 10 years ago.
1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2017-08-03
The main problem with this is it's NOT FUNNY. For a guy who fancies himself a "comedian," someone who does a "comedy show," he doesn't even try to be funny a lot of the time, usually going for "cool" or "edgy." He'd probably say "dat's da bit," but it's really not clear because he's such an insecure, unsufferable cunt most of the time. It's like when they smashed Bob Kelly when he got thin and did those "sexy Bobby" photos, or when Joe Piscopo tried to be the sexy muscleman comedian. I don't know what Opie is trying to present himself as. He legitimately thinks he's funny, sexy, dark, artsy, athletic, and smart. Only psychopaths tend to have that inflated a view of themselves.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-08-03
Psychopaths are often extremely intelligent too though and this shit head is as dumb as a post.
The only thing we'll ever properly diagnose is his gynecomastia.
1 KangolVos 2017-08-03
I don't know, guys. He looks kinda cool.
1 do_you_vape_asshole 2017-08-03
The Undercaker
1 CookieHaid 2017-08-03
The Centerport $750 Fyoujitiff
1 mcb84 2017-08-03
I believe this was right after O&A were dropped from terrestrial the 2nd time and went back to satellite full time and right before the grape fight. This wasn't a joke, Opster went full emo.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-08-03
Jesus. He had more dignity as Spuds Buckley.
1 IrateAutoBody 2017-08-03
He wears one of these zippered hoods when he watches Lynsi get deep-dicked by a BBC
1 Insomnia423 2017-08-03
big bam cock?
1 TehSamurai01 2017-08-03
I can't tell if that's a hood or if Opie just put the bottom of a hoodie over his head.
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1 buttholebrigade 2017-08-03
The Destroyer of Conversation
1 CookieHaid 2017-08-03
ME: I could have been a model. SNIFF
Hacker, indeed.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2017-08-03
That bape?
1 hahfdjahdfsja 2017-08-03
hobo nose mcgillicutty
1 ashakahdhalshf 2017-08-03
Godam that's a good one opster
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-08-03
This is not a self-aware man.
1 lestatjenkins 2017-08-03
There is a movie going on in this guys head that none of us mere mortals will ever understand. He turned down being America's next top model, he was the Teflon Dons consigliere, he fought the corporations to save his best friends job, and he has a bodybuilders pecks.
1 philtheprince 2017-08-03
Wouldn't want to meet that guy in a dark alley. Or a well lit one. Seriously, I don't want to meet him.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-08-03
Definitely "mysterious"
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-08-03
The UniBOMBer
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1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-03
He tries so fucking hard lol
This is especially funny in light of what a giant douchebag he is. Oh man. Good shit.
1 SuperTrucker76 2017-08-03
That deserves more recognition... it hits several different things at once.
1 idamnedit 2017-08-03
Grand Sloth Tarkin