Jim is asexual.
0 2017-08-03 by TinKnockinMoroccan
That's why he's never been able to keep a girlfriend. They know his reputation and assume he's going to be dicking them constantly. In reality he's micro managing his meal plan excel sheet and rearranging celebrity photos.
Hes not gay because he would have already milked that for the sake of his career, if not for the fact that gay comedians would call him out. So he went for being attracted to trans hookers because he knows nobody can check his work.
He can't come out as asexual because it would ruin his brand as a wild and crazy sex addict. Something he's built for decades and essentially the only thing that keeps him marginally relevant. So looking for an asexual girl/guy to be his life partner is basically out of the question.
It's mildly sad.
14 comments
1 oandauser 2017-08-03
By George he's cracked the case
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-03
That's Xer. Thank you very much
1 K1bbler 2017-08-03
Jim is not asexual by choice, no one wants to fuck him.
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-08-03
Yeah. It's like how that bisexual Zac Amico kid has to be a bi because it doubles the chances somebody might actually make the grave mistake of fucking him.
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-08-03
Gray sexual
1 Sock-Cucka 2017-08-03
Tss asexual deviant or sumpin
1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-08-03
I think you're overthinking it. More probable theory: he's a pathetic little slug and no one is attracted to that.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-08-03
He's frequently got that walking brazilian bimbo over at his place, and he hasn't even tried getting a handy from her. Something is wrong..
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-08-03
Hes a sex addict in rehab bro.
1 takyon_deathyon 2017-08-03
nah, he's just really boring and can't keep a girl
he's not rich enough for the gold diggers and he's obviously no where near attractive enough for the other chicks. he's just a lonely shriveled up little weirdo
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-08-03
those last 5 words describe my pecker
1 amaral69 2017-08-03
Jim jokes about being in the closet, but it's more true than he lets on. The worm cant be honest because he knows admitting it will hurt his ticket sales with his core audience. Sadly he cares more about money than he does being genuine about who he is.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-08-03
erm, no. He's just got weird unattractive sexual proclivities & needs, he's too stuck in them to have a meaningful experience, also he's too selfishly entitled & neurotic to be in a pleasant relationship on any level.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-08-03
i have some serious science questions
1) if asexual jim fucks himself, by tucking his cock in his ass, presuming it will reach, will he produce another degenerate creep with a fear of intimacy?
2) can jim also self fertilise himself with a turkey baster?