Why do so many of you British faggots come to America and only go to Florida?

12  2017-08-02 by Bakersfield__Chimp

Enlighten me.

35 comments

Its closer than west coast but has good weather. New York is a few days break not 2 weeks. Plus has theme parks so you have shit to do. When Europe is only few hours away no need for more 'culture' type trips

Bingo. NYC has lots to do, but it is ultimately an expensive shithole. It's no one's idea of a fun 2 week vacation.

Most Europeans that I've talked to find dumb redneck shit to be charming. Recently met a couple of Germans who spent time in the panhandle and in Wyoming. They fucking loved it.

Aren't Europeans supposedly obsessed with cowboys and old western shit?

I heard Hitler loved that stuff so I assume everyone else from Europe does as well.

http://statisticalatlas.com/state/Wyoming/Ancestry

It's almost as if genetics play a role in the way a society is formed. 🤔

Stay there. Florida is the asshole of America. It keeps the British sissies contained in one area.

There is nothing worse than a pale skinned British faggot with sunscreen slathered all over his pudgy body and the lotion isn't even rubbed in. Fanny pack wearing fudge packers.

*Bum bag, please. No need to be vulgar by saying 'fanny'.

Stop looking into my window.

Disneyworld would be my guess

Went to Sea World as a young lad and all the English tourists kept cutting in line, for them that must be a sick thrill that they cannot enjoy at home, the same way that some rich guy gets his rocks off by going to Slovakia to torture people to death

I don't believe you. Brits get raging Rodgers from digestive biscuits, Doc Martin, and queuing.

wish you americans could lighten ur selfs ... FAT FUCKS!

i keep telling you euro trash you've only had endless options of fast food for one generation give two or three if you havent been completely taken over by Islam youll be just as fat as our inbreed population. i live in NYC and see plenty of you and yall aren't in much better shape

I agree! we're awful shape, so yes! give it another generation we'll fill-out to full-fat

i hope not i do love big booty french and italian girls but dont make it mccdonalds booties :(

selves*

I concede, now blow me

I'll have you know that I'm one of the more slim fellers down at the job site.

Job Center*

*Centre

damn reddit spell-corrected the correct spelling! I schtink!

Britfags are just as tubby as Americans

Eh fuck that. I went all over when I was there. Utah, Nevada, California, Texas, Louisiana. Good shit!

I did that a few years ago more or less. My accent got me laid in a number of places. God bless dumb Americans

you get off the plane and they hand you oxycodone, fentanyl, xanax bars and coconut patties. The Brits love coconut.

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Ive lived in west palm beach for 5 years and have not encountered a single british person ama

You're a shut-in living in a land of Latino gays. Shut the fuck up.

Y u such a hor?

I dont know i just love black dick too much

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I'm in Texas biatch

They come to NYC and take pictures of "street art" on guided tours through gentrified areas Brooklyn. They are also completely unable to handle their booze bothering people, despite those faggots always talking about how much more mature their drinking culture is.

Americans can't drink like the British and Irish

Yeah because we don't have as much misery to block out on a regular basis.

I'll get downvoted but if they're right about one thing it's the drinking. We drink it ice cold and overly carbonated because it's made intentionally to taste like dog shit and those things cover up dog shit taste. Historical fact that's extremely easy to look up.

We have warm sunny beaches, Avi.

So who the fuck wants to see em?!

(hint: they don't have warm sunny beaches.)

Disney world

Good idea OP, get all these British faggots to pop out so we can bully them good

I did that a few years ago more or less. My accent got me laid in a number of places. God bless dumb Americans