Opie and Carl have brought record ratings for the Brother Wease Morning Zoo

193  2017-08-02 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

65 comments

At least 30 of those are people hate-watching from this sub.

I was just about to say how sad it is when he can’t even get a few hundred to hate watch him.

Definitely. Nobody watches Brother Wheeze.

Any of those 35 who weren't from this sub should be doxxed and then beaten to death with a section of gaspipe.

Did Opie steal his wifes hat before going on the roadtrip?

Wife's*

Use proper punctuation here, please.

Ex-wife*

Ex-wife's*

Beard's

Looks like something Bam would wear

Bam used to wear hats like that...

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Judging by that faye way he's holding his hand under his chin, I would say yes.

Puttin up NUHMBAHS!!!

You know his SXM numbers weren't far off

I want hit that stupid hat off Opie, shit it in, then slam back on his head

Looks like a woman's hat.

A 30yr old black woman's hat who works at a book store

Oh boy! A doody hat

The man loves a cadet hat.

You gotta cover up the whispy hair.

That's a Bonnie hat.

They look like an old lesbian couple.

Lesbians don't have goatees, sir.

Fucking terrible.

That broad should be arrested and institutionalized, and her child given to a nice Christian home.

I don't understand why you think the kid should be molested, that's a little harsh, even for this sub.

He didn't say catholic...

Catholic priests rape, Christian families do weird sex shit. The cultier they are, the worse it gets.

Sweet fucking Christ what the hell is that?

The psychotic up in Canada who fought to have her kid listed as 'no gender' on the birth certificate.

So the kid is wearing ear protection because he's sick of listening to her bullshit.

Is Opie paying him $750 a day for this trip?

100 less sandwiches he needs to sell.

Was Carl the only one available?

I hate how Opie has been trying to make "you got HIT!" happen

Daul hat-removal required, I'll pay a bounty

Lemme call a gentleman from Sasquahana I know...

His youthful hat makes his face look especially elderly.

Opie has turned into Ant wearing a damn hat everywhere.

Well think of the period of Ant's life when he started wearing hats 👴

Whys there a picture of Galvin McKenisis on the wall?

Opie looks like he's melting

He said yesterday - "terrestrial is an appealing option because i have a national audience"...

What the fuck is that hat, tits?

bald opie shall not have this day.

damn, I knew radio was dying, but WTF

I guess it makes sense though? About eight years ago I got in someone's car and they had an FM radio station on. And it just seemed so antiquated, I was like "you listen to the radio?!"

I take Uber all the time and not even once have I seen someone show up with the radio on. It's always their own playlists, Spotify, and occasionally satellite radio. Never terrestrial.

i mean, it's brother wease.... and opie... and some dude named carl...

not exactly spitting hot fire on the mics

That shirt is not man-tit friendly.

Tits is wearing a women's hat. He doesn't understand it's a woman's hat because he doesn't socialize with anybody.

It's a slow build

Desperation.

ugh look how hungover they look

I used the iheartradio app to listen to the entire show today.

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lol he just looks like a baldopie pic now

"I made them billions of dollars" hahaha Opie

Why is there a photo of Gavin hanging on the wall in the back?

I bet his tits look extra saggy in that tight long sleeve number.

Doesn't he have kids? Beach, Twitter, road trips... he's a fucking loser with gynecomastia.

Opie is (deservedly) dead inside.

lookie lookie miss cookie!

Jesus i actually fell sorry for him (Not really)

Man who would waste their time listening to Brother Louise?

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The high pitch Erik live stream usually has 60-70 viewers while he sleeps.

How many hats did Opie bring on this trip?

There's a negative sign missing.

Lemme call a gentleman from Sasquahana I know...