Question to those who are fed up of Artie Lang

0  2017-08-02 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

Do you reckon it's because you've heard most, if not all, his stories before?

I know exactly what you mean but I never listened to him on Howard Stern so it's different for me and I think that's why.

His anecdotes are repetitive sure, but still kind of new to me because of the lack of Stern exposure...and for that reason it still makes me laugh hearing him with certain other people like Ant or Gilbert regardless of the stories.

He definitely has some of the Opester's famous "chemishtreeeeee" with those 2.

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I've never heard the one about him sleeping on stern and Kathy griffin talking.

How? He hasn't stopped telling that story since it happened.

Literal Swollen peckas

Shit. I'm dumb. :(

he got fat while using cocaine, was he sprinkling that shit on cheeseburgers?

Cocaine pairs nicely with pig lard.

Pretty sure he has brain damage. He can't possibly mean to tell exactly the same story in the same manner and cadence to the same people over and over again.

When Ant retells a story they way he tells it can be quite different from previous versions even though it's the same story maybe with added description. With Artie it's like he's re-reading a fucking script

I think faggy kids from the Mid West don't like Artie because they are faggots who don't appreciate a good story.

You think fags are faggots? Good stuff, babe.

Thanks bitch

You're saying Im a bitchy bitch?

Yeah bitch

😢

Yeah, that's right cry like a little bitch.

Its hard not to when you get fawkin zinged like i just did.

That's what I'm about.

Artie Lang is fed up with cocaine, heroin, and pizza tsssssssss