I Don't Want To Get Divorced.
2 2017-08-02 by Gregg_Hughes
Hey guys, I know this is a little awkward but I need your help and I don't have anyone else that will talk to me any more. I got married on November 24th 2008, and I think my wife is going to leave me on November 25th 2018. That's the day that my wife qualifies for spousal support for the rest of her life. She would have left me years ago, but she's going for the gold.
So what do I do?
You were there for me last time, can I count on you again?
https://www.wackbag.com/threads/opies-wedding-makes-the-papers-makes-the-papers.100306/
13 comments
1 Ironhawk05 2017-08-02
This is something you should tweet Patton Oswalt about...
1 Gregg_Hughes 2017-08-02
Ah, Patton. We're such great friends. Maybe I should reach out to him, he seems like an upstanding dude.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-08-02
OJ is getting out in October
1 Gregg_Hughes 2017-08-02
Great idea! I'm going to get my agent on the phone. I'm picturing a "YouTube Reality Show." I'll have OJ Simpson stay in our guest room. I'll play Kato Kaelin, OJ will play a homicidal maniac.
Sounds like a viral hit.
1 ShetUp 2017-08-02
Scar her face so nobody else will want her.
1 GWARscientist 2017-08-02
Better call Dominic Barbara , at least before she does.
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-08-02
Have her go hiking with Troy Quan
1 Gregg_Hughes 2017-08-02
All this time, it was right under my nose! Thanks brotha-man, I mean it.
1 oandauser 2017-08-02
Divorce her now.
1 Applesauceinmypants 2017-08-02
Maybe you could invite a skateboarder over to help spice things up.
1 FlashVirus 2017-08-02
Aren't you a fucking ray of sunshine to say that to your "favorite" radio show host after he just got married and is on his honeymoon? Seriously, I don't get how people's mentality sometimes. Sad day in the land of messageboards.
These were the good old days of O&A fandom.
1 Gregg_Hughes 2017-08-02
All my true fans, they're talking about me on Wackbag (they're not)
1 Billyassman 2017-08-02
Buy OJ's book.
1 Gregg_Hughes 2017-08-02
Great idea! I'm going to get my agent on the phone. I'm picturing a "YouTube Reality Show." I'll have OJ Simpson stay in our guest room. I'll play Kato Kaelin, OJ will play a homicidal maniac.
Sounds like a viral hit.