Honestly, how the fuck does Lynsi (and all of the extended Hughes family for that matter) rationalize how much of a mess Greggory has become?
79 2017-08-01 by disawayisthrows
There's literally no rationalizing it at all. The man got fired for recording a large homosexual man passing stool at work, which is embarrassing enough. But to add insult to injury, here he is, a month later, without a job, going on little teenager road trips with a failed deli owner in the hopes of putting up twitter 'numbahs'.
I don't know how his family can even defend him, Greggory is a fucking loon. How he doesn't realize that he's an embarrassment is beyond me.
95 comments
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-08-01
Money
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when she has to explain why her husband got fired to her girlfriends.
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-08-01
You think her philly trash whore mother gives a shit? They're probably laughing about it like we are and making plans for the divorce payment. He's just making it easier for her.
1 Randomthrowaway3241 2017-08-01
Fair enough, We're not talking about her Philly trash 'CenIHevACapAfWooter' mother, we're talking about the people she socializes with and knows on a personal basis.
Regardless of all this hullabaloo, I can't wait for their divorce, if there's a God he'll make sure all of this comes to light during their hearing.
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
Fair enough, We're not talking about her Philly trash 'CenIHevACapAfWooter' mother, we're talking about the people she socializes with and knows on a personal basis. Regardless of all this hullabaloo, I can't wait for their divorce, if there's a God he'll make sure all of this comes to light during their hearing.
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-08-01
Like who? Vos or Sam Robert's wives? She's got nothing to be embarrassed about in front of them.
1 zenicaone 2017-08-01
with all the videos after the firing she can easily prove that something is mentally wrong with him and get full custody.
2 MeteorBlitzkieg 2017-08-01
Final slam: Opie loses custody of his kids and is put on the sexual offenders list for his Roland shit stunt.
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
Do you think River and potato will miss their dad?
1 JerkStoreJ 2017-08-01
No, they'll probably move in with him, or at least close to where he lives in PA
1 SpeckofCoppah 2017-08-01
Showing Harry Hater to any half decent lawyer has got to be a winner in a court of law....
1 GullibleGilbert 2017-08-01
"if his Tits are big, he is a dick!"
1 boring_oneliner 2017-08-01
Her dumb trash girlfriends probably have several children from n persons and their husbands are tweakers. They are understanding and jealous
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
Even on the old O and A shows, Titti boi would go on and on about how his wife's friends were rich UWS/UES types.
Those people wouldn't be particularly approving of Greggory's mentally ill lifestyle.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-08-01
he also said he is mobbed up
2 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
Meh. It's entirely believable for Lynsi to make friends from the UWS/UES. As a matter of fact, it would be weird if she didn't.
Greggory being in the mafia is absolutely ridiculous. He's a heavy bosomed wasp from the center of Long Island.
Apples and oranges here.
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2017-08-01
What is uws/ues?
1 SuperTrucker76 2017-08-01
Ah... it was a joke that was taken too seriously. He's not like that at home... There were a bunch of jealous ppl that conspired to get him fired.... I'd say it's close to that
1 Woodaby 2017-08-01
I have a working theory that she's only with him for his money.
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
Money only goes so far dude. You think she can't find some other willing sap and just bleed him dry if she wanted to?
There's always the possibility she's in it for the long haul, and that she fucks guys she wants to on the side, but Greggory's behavior as of late is just too much for one whore to handle.
1 PFGtv 2017-08-01
Bit trickier with a retarded daughter.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-08-01
Extra child support
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
So she is really is Opie's daughter after all?!?!?
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2017-08-01
Lynsi has a lead womb
1 CStel 2017-08-01
Um your theory falls apart when you consider his tits, comedic timing and charisma
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
Uhhh what about his model good looks?
1 blackirishlad 2017-08-01
don't forget his intelligence. he could've been a scientist, mathematician, or a doctor. Just wasn't challenging enough!
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
Oh my god, how could I forget that he was a 'Math guy'. Pffft, what a folly on my part.
1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-08-01
Hmm it's a bit out there but I think you may be onto something
1 MeteorBlitzkieg 2017-08-01
That or she has a shitty mutant ability to see into the future and choose between unfunny shockjock or drunken Jackass star who still relies on his parents because nobody else can stand him.
1 vichenleyssister 2017-08-01
I think she's been dead hanging in I opie's closet for a decade
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-08-01
*opie's I
1 EstherWho 2017-08-01
$
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-01
£?
1 ppeachy 2017-08-01
Member when tits didn't know what that was and said something like "L30"? Fucking retard
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-01
Yes. That's why I did that.
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2017-08-01
Please tell me you're lying. Please.
1 ppeachy 2017-08-01
No lie. Opie and Jim were discussing some controversial bus ad in England and Opie read it aloud. It said "something edgy - £30" and he said "L 30" instead of thirty pounds. He's amazingly retarded
1 CommanderCock 2017-08-01
$$$
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-08-01
He's an "embarrassingly deluded narcissist with no real friends"
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-08-01
sometimes the simplest rule is the truest
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
Dat peckahs are delicious tsss tsss
1 GWARscientist 2017-08-01
You don't think him breaking into "Harry the hater" all the time never annoys Lynsi or gets old ever?
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2017-08-01
"If you want to make fun of me, go right ahead. Sure, I talk too much. I have tits like an Italian housewife. I shout "hold on" a lot. I tell stories with no comedic merit that are almost entirely untrue. I bring conversations to a screeching halt with my constant need for attention. I take phone calls from ballwashers on air to confirm my self-worth. I've been ostracized by nearly everyone that I've ever had a working relationship with. Should I go on?" --harry hater, extended version
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-08-01
I...I like me.
Management likes me
1 MFWinab 2017-08-01
Snowy from michigan likes me!
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
I'd imagine it gives her just enough downtime for her to text her side guy and keep her on an even keel.
It's a win-win for everyone. Potato and River are spared their usual dose of awful parenting administered by Greggory; Greggory gets to flaunt his comedic genius, or rather lack there of, to the masses on twitter; and Lynsi gets to flirt and hit on an attractive man (instead of usually having to entertain that insecure old hag of a husband).
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2017-08-01
Well it WAS the money, but I couldn't tell you why now.
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-08-01
He's not home enough for her to actually serve him the papers.
1 Cream_P 2017-08-01
She's, what, 10 years or so younger than Opie? She doesn't work, exercises regularly, and probably still looks pretty good. She's going to suck him dry, and marry a Wall Street guy so she can coast comfortably to 50. Opie can have the kids.
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
I'd imagine she'd solely be going for looks this time around? I'd have to imagine her alimony and child support would be more than enough to keep her afloat.
I think it would be far more entertaining if she shacked up with a real male model, and flaunted him around openly. Tits can always rationalize it away if she falls for other titti boi aging banker dunce, he can't if he's significantly better looking than him (then again, that's not saying much).
1 p3ckaz 2017-08-01
She's closer to 20 years younger. He was in his mid forties, and she was in her early twenties when they had what many said was the best wedding they's ever attended.
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-01
In 2008 when Jimmy got sued by that self help dude Anthony said on the air, "we're all fucking girls in their 20s". Because as always Anth is a class act. So, I'd agree she's closer to 20 years younger.
Opie is 54. Bam is 37. Figure Lynsi is Bam's age or younger.
Also obviously Ant was lying when he said "girls" and "20s" when talking about himself.
2 blackirishlad 2017-08-01
you'd have to be a special kind of fool to think a girl 20 years younger than you is in love with you. 10 years, sure. but not 20. and NEVER 30.
2 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
My dad is engaged to someone 20 years younger than him. She's been seen with other guys around town. The fat stupid bitch denies the allegations and believes she's his soulmate.
What I'm saying is cucks are the worst.
1 Mu_Scevich 2017-08-01
Only a matter of time before Opie gets the old "Florentine" treatment.
1 PassProtect15 2017-08-01
Get cheated on by my wife? What am I, f----
oh :(
1 Billyassman 2017-08-01
$$$$$$$$
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-01
Did she win that 10 million dollar defamation suit against the New York Times for the Bam sex tape story?
1 realister 2017-08-01
You can tell she checked out long ago.
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-01
I remember a story he told on thw air about the two of them going grocery shopping and him having to take a shit, so they raced home and he got into the apartment and to the toilet just in time to take a loud, massive shit and Lynsi stood outside the bathroom door laughing her head off and chanting, "You almost shit your pants! You almost shit your pants."
That's a romantic story.
1 cum-pound-me-dia 2017-08-01
Yeah, that didn't happen.
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-01
It sure did. Opie's actual words were "a pot roast was born".
He ate a bag of chips before going to the store and they went right through him.
1 Killgore 2017-08-01
I can picture him suddenly stop walking and loudly proclaim "THE OPSTERS GOT TO DOODIE" and then repeat that a couple of times.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-08-01
He took the page out of Ron ns book and doesn't mention her on air.
1 PassProtect15 2017-08-01
He also holds his Ss like Ron, don't forget that.
1 jofreal 2017-08-01
All joking aside, it's only a matter of time before the divorce paperwork is filed. I think their marriage was doomed even if Opie held onto a steady, lucrative gig. She probably still looks good; he's an ugly old man with a personality disorder. The stuff his coworkers hated him for is surely inflicted on his family on a more concentrated, macro level. Hudson will grow up to be a serial killer and Opetta will use a fake id to get on the stripper pole before her 18th birthday.
1 grocery_man 2017-08-01
You think she'll be back with Bam?
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
For all the cajoling we give the poor broad on here, I'm sure she'll be able to find some handsome young man to share a malted with. Pretty gal that one is.
1 52017 2017-08-01
Cake for the Lyndsi, I assume.
1 undersight 2017-08-01
Who the fuck knows. They have no online presence.
1 RonBengtan 2017-08-01
Don't think she's noticed. Pretty sure she just puts her hand out for the credit card and then air kisses him on the way out the door to fuck her boyfriend, Deshaun
1 84Heel 2017-08-01
Opie married a girl who was 24 in 2008. He's a dumbass, but he gets money advice. You can bet there is a solid prenup. Whatever the escape year is tho.....look for an exit.
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
Bro, he legitimately believed his wife loved him for being him. Patrice called him out on it, saying that the only reason why he had her was because of his cash, and Greggshells were had.
1 pta11 2017-08-01
do you have a link
1 Hxcgrapes 2017-08-01
Yeah please. I could really go for a hate listen right now
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2017-08-01
Wasn't she originally a fan as well?
1 kevin121312 2017-08-01
8 million dollar apartment, black amex card, he's out all day with losers trying to make videos so she can do whatever she wants.
2 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
How many side guys do you think she has atm?
1 ObsessiveMuso 2017-08-01
They're all exactly as lame as him.
Fuck they might even think he actually is the wild and ballsy raqio man he believes himself to be.
1 ScorchIsMyHero 2017-08-01
W H E R E S F A T H E R D O R R I S ?
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-01
Father Doris is off swinging whiskey from a flask, rolling his eyes and saying a silent prayer these dorks don't drag him into any awkward videos or photos.
1 indridcold1 2017-08-01
Imagine the car ride when the camera is off... The uncomfortable dead air and douche chills would be palpable. That stupid chef guy just hoping for money as beads of sweat manifest from the awkwardness.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-08-01
They have known all along. The things about Opie we laugh at were the same things Anth and James were laughing about while shit talking that little cunt behind his fooockin back in 2006.
1 shimrra 2017-08-01
Once that paycheck is deposited in the bank I think a lot of the Hughes shut right up.
1 molotovspritzer 2017-08-01
She definitely had a plan for this inevitability. I'm thinking big life insurance policy and lots of crushed up cough medicine pills in his decaf before one of his early morning road trips.
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
I hope she poisons him with a bunch of laxatives, so that when he dies, he dies shitting on a toilet somewhere. It would be poetic justice.
1 BelindaBlinkedThrice 2017-08-01
As the urban street youths call it, she gots back money
1 momomike 2017-08-01
you guys are giving her, a woman, too much credit. she's probably just as retarded as he is. opie's actually reminds me of a woman the way he argues with men emotionally and irrationally (also the tits). she probably hates him but for her own dumb reasons.
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
I find it hard to believe that Greggory is as capable as an average woman her age.
1 That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2017-08-01
She`ll blame it on hormones then point at his tits
1 disawayisthrows 2017-08-01
Do you think Lynsi has him wear a shirt to bed? I doubt that they have sex, but it seems like his pale gelatinous bosoms may leak milk from time to time. It would be unhygienic to expose one self to that, to say the very least.
1 jakdak 2017-08-01
Management likes the direction of the marriage.
1 mr450 2017-08-01
I was listening to old O&A shows and Opie use to talk a lot about his family on air, and friends but recently you don't even hear from it.
1 DarkRagunax 2017-08-01
Her immediate family are actually really nice people
1 StutterinPrickYou 2017-08-01
Um, he is Opie from OPIE AND ANTHONY. The fact still remains he was the leader of one of the greatest most controversial radio shows ever. Wether or not WE bash him, still doesnt change what he created
1 TacoTrots 2017-08-01
http://i.imgur.com/rLCTl14.jpg
1 ppeachy 2017-08-01
Member when tits didn't know what that was and said something like "L30"? Fucking retard
1 Killgore 2017-08-01
I can picture him suddenly stop walking and loudly proclaim "THE OPSTERS GOT TO DOODIE" and then repeat that a couple of times.