Menopause is a tough time for women

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This is nothing new. He used to cry like a baby constantly about the quality of coffee, that's where the 'coffee diva' bit came from.

Cahfee*

Remember when he tried to get the juice person fired from his gym because they wouldn't sell him the extra large juice they had discontinued? He is the worst.

If you order eggs for deliver you deserve to have them fucked up.

I don't even like taking a stroll to my local diner two blocks away and getting an omlette to go. Eggs are only to be eaten there at the diner.

Jim is a mimic. He goes through life mimicking others that he finds cool. I doubt he even likes eggs. He just saw someone he wants to be like eating them. Look how the idiot dresses.

Is he copying rogan?

I'm sure it was either Rogan or some UFC guy Jim wants to be like.

For real.. if you wait more than 3 minutes to eat eggs after they are cooked, they taste like shit.

Yeah eggs suck anyway. You just eat them and shut the fuck up. If you want something that tastes good eat something other than eggs.

How can you shit talk eggs?

When you think about it eggs are really just nutrient glue for the good tasting shit in an omelet. Fried eggs are ok but thats because you're basically bathing straight protein in straight fat and probably dunking toast in it anyway.

What about a soft boiled egg, put a little salt on it and slurp out the yoke. Fawkin delicious.

They are just trying to get Kenny a job

He starts work at 8 and only has to work for ~3 hours. How hard is it to eat before 8?

I don't think he knows how annoying it is to listen to someone bitch about something that is unrelateable to so many people. Eat before you go to work or after like everyone else, you sound like a total faggot otherwise.

There is no good argument for trying to eat 45 minutes into your 3 hour work day.

living with your parents well into your 30's make you a spoiled little baby

Jim has said that he's never once used his stove, he likely has no clue how to cook his own eggs

I bet those truckers feel extra stupid for buying it for him.

If you're a faggot who doesn't get enough protein you'll get hungry quick.

Or hold off and fast until the show is over in two hours. Guy's schedule is completely wide open and he makes very good money, yet he keeps such a regimented routine he is afraid to break it in fear of having fun.

"That's how he performs" I remember him saying this to Opie when it was still the Opie and Anthony show because Jim would walk-in right before the show started. He acted like if he got there 15 minutes earlier you wouldn't get the same comedic genius out of him.

There's something about hearing eggs & mustard that makes me start gagging.

Add some next time you make egg salad, it's actually vurrrry good.

Does that weirdo put mustard on his eggs?

Yes, on egg whites.

God that sounds disgusting

Uh oh, did someone not get adequate service?

Jim complained that the eggs arrived before they went to break so they were getting cold while he was on the air. Travis argued that it is hard to get warm eggs in-studio exactly when they go to break because a place that serves breakfast is busy in the morning. Jim didn't want to hear excuses.

Riviting radio right there.

Riviting

Do you realize how hard it is to get egg equipment into the city?

But just wait until you hear how good the show is once they open the new kitchen in the city!

Lil Jimmy should get a 60k egg chef in studio. For da bit ofcourse

6 days late: but then he would complain about the Quinceañera he had to go to. That's why the eggs are cold.

Thanks for listening for us, I don't know how you do it but thanks.

At least twice a week, The Worm complains about his breakfast, his travel plans, or his commute in to work.

Is this a result of not prepping for the show or is he just a queen?

Yeeeeesss.

Is this a result of not prepping

well yeah. why would he show prep? or learn the board? He's knew to radio. he is still learning.

Note: The above faggot said "He's knew to radio" in an attempt to insult another person's intelligence.

Still bitching about breakfast and eggs on the radio? After all these years?

FFFFFAWK!

I stopped listening a month or so ago and have barely missed it. It's sad when local shock-jockery (Elliot in the Morning) is better radio than the remnants of what was once the best radio show on air.

Jim's always been intolerable. Is he still doing the "oh, I accidentally turned the mics off, teehee, what a cute little boy I am" routine? Fucking puke. Is he still trying to get attention by claiming to wet the bed and just sleep in his piss? Wow! Edgy! "Guys, you'll never believe what Jimmy does!" -- as long people are talking about him, he doesn't care what they're saying. He's a stinky dirty attention whore.

Very good observation, i concur

Kidd Chris still rules the airwaves in my mind - wuality show!

Where can that be heard? I used to listen to him on a Sacramento station and it was okay. It would be miles ahead of today's options.

Sacramento is where he met Thomas!

He's been in Cincinnati for the last few years. In left town, but I still listen to the podcast and every once in a while I'll listen live on iHeartRadio.

 

It really feels like it should be a nationally syndicated show, but I'm glad Kidd a Chris gets to do the show in my town. Plus its very easy to call in and get on the air if you have a funny idea.

What time is it on I heart radio and what station? What is the podcast called?

It's 5am - 10am eastern time on the WEBN station.

 

I'm not sure how to link the podcast because its on IHeartRadio, but if you google "The Kidd Chris Show Podcast" it'll pop up.

 

This Kidd Chris clip of the show interviewing Avalanche Bob33 - a rockabilly surfboard yodeling musician - is what originally got me into Kidd Chris. Very funny stuff.

cool, thanks man. I need to find something to listen to. I have lowered all the way down to listening to ellis the last week

It's like his entire professional career is geared towards solely getting attention.

Elliot in the morning is on some preset station in my car, and when NPR gets too intolerable I flip around and am surprised by how many times I enjoyed a conversation I hear of theirs. And it's hard to appease me when I'm in traffic dope sick on my way to get shit.

It's not a terrible show. Even with a hole it's still a better show than Sam & Jim.

Yup. Stopped listening just a couple weeks in, don't feel like I'm missing a thing. The only actual segment I listened to was when Romanian grandma made her return to that shit hole. Otherwise, reading on here, same shit, different day it seems. Latest pop shit/politics then shitty first interview. And not enough ingredients for humor to happen

The show has been better lately actually. They've had Vos, Bobby, etc on a lot

You could tell Travis wanted to tell him off

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oofa oofa oofa

Travis will be gone by the end of the month.

Your show starts at 8, nuke some eggs and eat them on the way over you spoiled brat fagot.

Dude, do you know the hours comics keep? They have to stay up real late to maintain their edge. It makes it impossible to get up and eat breakfast before heading to work.

Who has the time anymore? I am so busy, I just can't afford to spare 5 minutes to make eggs before I go to work for 3 hours

Maintain their edging*

I don't get how they don't just have a small catering table every morning like they do on a movie set, or a craft service type thing. Just eggs and basics in hot pans, they can just grab them right before they go on air, or during the break, "or whateva da FUCK-" (Tony Soprano)

It's cheaper to send a PA to a deli a block away. NYC is set up for professionals to eat every meal at their desk (and they do), it's not a problem that they need to fix - Jimmy just needs to shut the fuck up, and either have the eggs gotten early, and microwave them when he's ready, or eat cold fucking eggs. Jim is too short, ugly, and untalented to be a fucking diva.

I agree, Im just saying like maybe a central area where ALL the shows can eat. By the time you do all the running around and expense receipts and everything else, you probably could just have your own spread right there and make it easier on everyone.

They weren't willing to pay Dr Steve $50 for a 2 hr radio show, you think they'll pay for a full service kitchen?

Because they're EGGS, they have to be FRESH for Mr. Norton.

Jim has to stop going on about his fucking eggs

No he doesn't. That's the problem.

You don't like it when he complains about his eggs?

Babyman and his eggs.

Jimmy is a spoiled cunt, not sure where you are confused. They literally had ongoing segments every few months about how they yelled at customer service people because they weren't given exceptions on shit.

And that is when I still found him amusing sometimes. I could tell back then he was an awful person but Opie Anthony and Steve C knew how to put him over.

Holy fuck that was painful.

you're about 10 years too late on that one.

I don't understand how the guy who does Chip is such a nana the other hours of the week.

Why do these fuckheads think they have to eat in the brief time they're on in the morning? Shit... I can go a day without eating.. never eat breakfast, rarely eat lunch. It's like these assholes will wither up and die if a fuckin egg isn't thrown their way by 9 o'clock.

well, considering he has been like that since around 2009, I would not hold my breathe.

It's one of the few show perks the have, Stern gets Metallica live, they get eggs.

Opie was right the show is in its death throes

While I've never understood the high-maintenance of when the boys bitched about food, it never bothered me, especially in regards to Jimmy, who seemed to bitch the most, but today's show HOLY SHIT, it was annoying. He always uses the scenario that in reality, it doesn't matter what kids in Africa are doing, because any average American would still complain just like him...No, no I wouldn't, I don't think I've ever been shitty about my food being served in my entire life, and I believe any rational, understanding person is the same.

Why does a person who works a three-hour shift need a meal break?

I don't get it either. Growing up I worked some pretty shit jobs and would regularly go a full 8-10 hour shift with only a couple bathroom breaks. Alot of people do this. Jim doesn't realize how out of touch he sounds.

I tweeted this to him and we had a long DM session about it.

I miss the days when they would complain about breakfast and then spend the next 45 minutes ruining funny lines by talking with their mouths full.

I miss the days when they would complain about breakfast and then spend the next 45 minutes ruining funny lines by talking with their mouths full.

Keep in mind that Jim doesn't have the slightest concept of how to cook an egg. Any food prep more than dialing a phone is practically a foreign concept for Jim Horton.

All he knows is "tell an intern to get turkey bacon and egg white omelette -> food appears." Any nuances beyond that are lost on him.

I like eggs.

Shows what you know. Eggs are an important source of protein.

He is nearing his menopause and seems frightened, he may never be able to give birth. This is the reason why he won't stop about that topic. He is slowly coming to terms with it.

Sacramento is where he met Thomas!

He's been in Cincinnati for the last few years. In left town, but I still listen to the podcast and every once in a while I'll listen live on iHeartRadio.

 

It really feels like it should be a nationally syndicated show, but I'm glad Kidd a Chris gets to do the show in my town. Plus its very easy to call in and get on the air if you have a funny idea.