Let the Douche Chills Commence

81  2017-08-01 by CookieHaid

61 comments

Just join the Proud Boys already, you faggots.

Name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost; a horrific accident with no survivors we pray for most...

get your rhymes on-beat please sir

Wigger Rich wannabe ass nigga

Viral spiral must be so excited.. think of all the amazing YT content that they'll be pumping out this week. I hope we get some harry hater (based on actual YouTube comments)

opie's hair looks like a combover that's starting at his temple

He somehow simultaneously looks like a sixteen year old kid and a seventy five year old man.

His roots look flesh colored. How does that happen?

Breasts

Opie looks bizarre.

Nice of Opie to bring along Ric Flair's teeth on the trip.

Here's hoping this ends with a final selfie taken by Opie's hand spastically squeezing and un-squeezing the phone seconds after the 18 wheeler slams into them and crushes the vehicle they are in and not killing them outright but leaving them to bleed out for a few torturous minutes as rescue crews look in and say, "Ahhh nothing we can do here fellas, we'll cut em out after we clear the road."

And that trucker will be named Mongo.

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I don't find this funny at all, what if it happened to you?

lol

"Let's collide with Mongo the Trucker, MONGO?"

How to give gold on reddit.

Shit, I thought I was typing into Google....

No you didn't.

Yeah, whatever, you cheapass.

This picture is a little too much for me to be honest. We broke a grown man into pieces

He broke himself. Actually his upbringing broke him and he never learned how to put it together.

We just cheered him on as he went down in flames. You give us too much credit. It took a lifetime to destroy him.

I don't know man, I think if there was an entire community talking shit about my physical appearance, mental health, and wife's snatch that it would take a toll on me. The dudes a narcissist, it's a given that he obsessively lurks here, I guarantee it contributed to him spiralling into this shell of a picture

If he were doing well, and not an antisocial narcissistic zero, the community wouldn't shit on him. So sure, we might make it worse by putting it in his face every day. But he is who he is. He'd fail with or without us. We are part of his failure. Our attitude toward him is a product of his existence.

Oh hell yeah.

Imagine being Opie. You're an unfunny guy with bad timing, surrounded by the funniest people in the world, and it's being broadcast constantly out to the entire world.

Everyone knows you suck, but they like the show so they don't say anything. That's probably why he's such a hard head/non-self aware person. He's spent decades building those defense mechanisms.

I honestly hope he just steps away and spends time with his kids, maybe go on a podcast here and there. It'd be like when Micheal finally realized how crazy he was in The Office.

For fucks sake! For the final fucking time, they are Bam's kids!

Add to this his sense of delusional persecution - in his mind, he started O&A, it was his show but it got away from him. They 'stole' it from him, all those comedians and Jim & Anthony with their 'chemistry.'

It has gotten almost too pathetic at this point. Take some personal inventory Opie - a grown man fired from his job for filming a co-worker shitting on the toilet. Step away from social media, spend time with your family, read, get a hobby. But no, he's all in with a brotrip taking selfies with dunkin donuts milkshakes. Opie is 60 years old.

maybe go on a podcast here and there

Why would you anybody hope this?

Not only that but he really thought he was the thing that held it all together. He was actually resentful of Jim and Anthony riffing!

U think the 'fawkin haters' drove him to get that horrid shined-up face lift??

How long can a man that mentally ill hear about his balding skull and giant tits before snapping and getting awful plastic surgery? 3.5yrs seems to be the line.

I think reddit somehow convinced him that his daughter is a retard

Opie should really look into some Invisalign to get those teeth fixed now that da show is off the air. There really is no excuse for a millionaire to have teeth like that.

Bottom teeth of a cat...

I hope they end up talking too long, get to know eachother too well, then have a major personality clash and argument, their friendship ends and Carl gets a flight home before the trip is over.

I hope the get to know each other too well and become gay lovers. Maybe all of Opie's personality issues are just his struggles with his sexuality.

Now I've never heard these two speak. But I bet they are the funniest people on earth. I mean how could they not be if every time you see them they're laughing.

I want that car to come out of this trip like Harry Chapin's car did.

Timely reference.

Keep your eyes peeled, I'm cooking up a Virginia Rappe joke that'll knock your socks off.

I hope in mid forced laughter Carl has a heart attack and Opie thinks he is just clowning around for 15 minutes until he realizes he is dead.

"Weekend at Bernie's 3: Opie's Roadtrip"

I'd take the visa versa version aswell

Yeah, he's Cuban. OK

I can't wait till the company takes their vehicle back.

STFU you guys. Those bros are really bros. They just like to chill and make each other laugh. Opie is a really funny guy and has a lot of insight into things. He is just a down-to-earth type of dude who is bright and funny - he's not insecure and he has a lot of talent ...said no one ever.

You don't have to say it, because you can see in the glare of Opie's eyes, that he exactly represents those virtues.

Why doesn't this guys therapist tell him that he is the problem?

(((she))) makes too much money from him

How long before $750 a day just isn't enough anymore?

10 hrs in a car with Tits... I can't imagine a more tedious and aggravating experience.

Wish Joe Materese was in the backseat

How'd he swing time off from the deli?

The Cuban really looks like a Nazis accurate depiction of a jew.

This fucking everything the Opie and Anthony show was against and made fun of. How did it ever come to this?

Because Shakespeare wrote it

I don't know what this means

Check out the empties...mahhn

Opie's teeth are unnaturally white and perfect for his age. And his skin is like a barbie doll. Fucker has had work done.

The fuck did he do to his forehead? Is he wearing makeup? It looks like it's made of wax.

Don't 55 year olds usually have wrinkles?

So he's definitely divorced right? I mean, it's probably for the best, but he must NEVER see his kids

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I can't force myself to watch this but someone please tell me why the fuck his steering wheel is on the other side. I'm so annoyed by this and annoyed that nobody has said anything about it here.

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"Let's collide with Mongo the Trucker, MONGO?"