Rochester is a 5 1/2 drive from Midtown

107  2017-08-01 by unclepaul84

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He's transforming into Phil.....I bet Lynsi would still rather fuck him than Opie.

Opie is transforming into her mother-in-law.

And Opie is transforming in to Uncle Vito.

RIP

He looks like a non alcoholic Bert Krishna

He's suffering from the same head swelling affliction as erock.

And Joe Rogan

I wonder if Bam knows that the him fucking Titty Boys wife is still a huge thing.

Maybe someone should inform him

Sam: I don't think to actually go to University of Chicago.

Fucking comedic genius, this one.

He's actually in West Chester which is only a 2.5 hr drive

Poor, stunted, bloating Bam. Lynsi fucking aside, me and my little skate buddies used to worship this twat... and he wasn't even that amazing of a skateboarder. He really did hit the mild fame lottery kinda just like our old creep Ant...

Bams been sober and skating again alot lately. Same with his friend Novak. He's actually released some decent footage recently

I remember him wall riding while street skating on some dangerous cement block and chain link fence. Even as a kid I chocked his skill up to big balls and a desire to impress. Novak is a degenerate mess, he still uses drugs.

real joie de vivre there

DickSlit is not known for his enthusiasm for life.

Novaks been sober for like two years now and it's all pretty well documented. If he's still on drugs he's fooling alot of people.

What Bam lacked in skill, he made up for in being able to market himself.

I know right? It must have taken genuine effort to piss most of that away. He had endorsements from major companies, tv deals, movies. Really he could have pissed more than half away and still be a viable candidate for Lynsi to crawl back to once she leaves ole tits magee. It will be nice for Opetta and Hudson to spend some quality time with their biological father..

Bam is from Westchester, PA. Not Rochester, NY.

West Chester is about 1.5 hours away from NYC on a bad day.

At least OP had his 1/2's right.

Yep, just over 2 hour drive.

He's saying opie will be gone long enough for bam to go fuck his wife

real joie de vivre there

Novaks been sober for like two years now and it's all pretty well documented. If he's still on drugs he's fooling alot of people.

I know right? It must have taken genuine effort to piss most of that away. He had endorsements from major companies, tv deals, movies. Really he could have pissed more than half away and still be a viable candidate for Lynsi to crawl back to once she leaves ole tits magee. It will be nice for Opetta and Hudson to spend some quality time with their biological father..