The Cuban is the only one who can see the big picture. Sherrod and Vic don't see any money now, so they're gone. But the Cuban, he knows when Opie gets back on the radio, a co-host spot will be waiting for him. He just has to put up with free Opie bullshit for a few months, then the money starts rolling in.
Leaches, and most parasitic organisms for that matter, have very simple nervous systems.
I find it ironic that Opie cryptically calls out all of his former colleagues as mosquitos, while the only person left hanging around is yet another blood sucker.
I kinda hope he gets pulled over for using his phone, and has previous points on his license, so he loses his right to drive and his shitty Brotrip ends before it even begins.
That's a goddamn good question. I bet he has made 'The Fad Cuban' feel like a squished piece of dog shit at least twice by now. The bitter silence that followed the first time was nowhere near the length of the second...and then Opie buys him a pack of Marlboro lights and all is forgiven momentarily.
I did not think anyone could be more embarrassing than Anthony and that Compound Media bullshit that he keeps throwing good money after bad at, but Opie and these Pop Up shows have topped him.
Jesus christ is that fucking sad. That's Opie's closest pretend friend right there. Looks like they have a ton in common. Also, his affected Bennington-esque "What's up Cubessssss?" is the worst.
Millionaire "celebrity" ex radio host let's obese deli owner chain smoke in his car on the way to do free regular radio in a desperate attempt to cling to ANY form of being in the spotlight again.
What did we do to deserve this ending? It's almost as good as a Tits harakiri
"Okay, I'll countdown to when I start the video, you give your best guttural laugh and say something about how funny something I didn't tape was, then I'll make the BIG announcement to keep the fans on edge and refreshing their Facebook live page!"
I bet Opie posts these and then has Carl read him what all us FAWKIN HATERS are saying, and then they discuss in full delusion about why we are wrong and how they are right.
"Hey, didn't you do that Opie and Anthony show on the radio? Man, too bad you got fired after that Sex For Sam bullshit... [stand around awkwardly] Hey, did you ever get back together with Ant to do a new radio show? Man, I'd love to hear you two on the radio again."
Opie won't eat the Garbage Plates. It's not part of his smoothie diet plan. Carl on the other hand will order it and somehow screw it up by opting for double beans and not homefries and Mac salad like any decent plate has.
They're literally just streaming themselves dancing in a car. Opie even yells, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT I LIKE IT!" as if he's a drunk girl on the dance floor.
Opie needs to realize his social media overuse only puts a bigger spotlight on what an out-of-it douche he is. Literally nobody is monitoring this thinking he's cool or entertaining. It's so embarrassing. I can only handle seeing a few seconds of his footage at a time and then I start to shiver.
91 comments
1 opiecide 2017-08-01
Man, Opie's bottom teeth are jacked. Ever since someone pointed those things out, that's all I see.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-08-01
Human garbage eating garbage plates. Fitting.
1 insertclevereference 2017-08-01
That's HG eating G plates, bruh.
1 itrits 2017-08-01
The Cuban is the only one who can see the big picture. Sherrod and Vic don't see any money now, so they're gone. But the Cuban, he knows when Opie gets back on the radio, a co-host spot will be waiting for him. He just has to put up with free Opie bullshit for a few months, then the money starts rolling in.
Smart guy.
1 thereisonlyonereturn 2017-08-01
The Cubans other best friend is guy fieri, he ain't dumb
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-01
Leaches, and most parasitic organisms for that matter, have very simple nervous systems.
I find it ironic that Opie cryptically calls out all of his former colleagues as mosquitos, while the only person left hanging around is yet another blood sucker.
1 HughStink 2017-08-01
They also have a lot more going for them - Vic Henley, revered meat salesman and Sherrod Small, fat-tongued idiot.
1 thatskelp 2017-08-01
If Opie crashes while filming, he might finally get his wish and go viral.
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-08-01
I kinda hope he gets pulled over for using his phone, and has previous points on his license, so he loses his right to drive and his shitty Brotrip ends before it even begins.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-01
" .....and in lighter news: a snaggle toothed elderly bald man with breasts died today "
1 thatskelp 2017-08-01
Weird news!
1 BonesMalone2 2017-08-01
Soo....... I guess opie's officially separated now?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-08-01
For a married father of 2, whose wife doesn't work, he sure does spend a lot of time alone.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-01
You don't think she's grateful when he leaves?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-08-01
It's Cancun Spring Break '00 up in that muggg.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-01
fawwk yea, see you at Oasis
1 reno1051 2017-08-01
yeah... or the fuckin desert
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-08-01
tss, what are we gonna have, ice cream?
1 puppy_action_team 2017-08-01
As soon as the camera stops recording, the silence steps in followed by a ever increasing volume dial being turned up.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-08-01
So do you think the Opster has yelled at him yet? I bet he's let a tantrum or two slip, but the Cuban accepted his half-assed explanation/ apology.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-08-01
That's a goddamn good question. I bet he has made 'The Fad Cuban' feel like a squished piece of dog shit at least twice by now. The bitter silence that followed the first time was nowhere near the length of the second...and then Opie buys him a pack of Marlboro lights and all is forgiven momentarily.
1 Icon_Crash 2017-08-01
Why wouldn't it, they were laughing that hard at morning zoo radio, not something that the Opster said.
1 McGowan9 2017-08-01
What a couple of jerks. Excuse the language.
1 ScorchIsMyHero 2017-08-01
Looks like these 2 are gonna be giving each other bro-jobs soon
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-08-01
That's lacist
1 CommanderCock 2017-08-01
CHOO CHOO
1 Patmcpsu 2017-08-01
Opie already sees Lynsi's betrayal upcoming. The fastest way to make him suicidal is to have Carl turn against him.
1 EastSideDan 2017-08-01
I did not think anyone could be more embarrassing than Anthony and that Compound Media bullshit that he keeps throwing good money after bad at, but Opie and these Pop Up shows have topped him.
1 ohpizzawow 2017-08-01
"I'm putting out jobs on the line. That's it, I gotta go!"
1 VicDumb 2017-08-01
*bwutting
1 db111 2017-08-01
This doesn't start off that bad
but then the word "brotrip" hits you like a ton of bricks
1 turnthemaround 2017-08-01
What's matter with a little bromance?? Yknow, like, romance with your bro?
1 VicDumb 2017-08-01
For me, it was when he called him "Cub's"
...or "Cubes." Not really sure how one would spell that without it looking and sounding like something else.
1 CuntFromRoganBoard 2017-08-01
What car does the Opster drive?
1 Reaktif 2017-08-01
Judging by his tits, a Subaru Outback.
1 CuntFromRoganBoard 2017-08-01
Right. Surprised hes not lactating.
1 KnickedUp 2017-08-01
looks like a 2011 Land Cruiser.
1 chippersonlyle 2017-08-01
There is a good chance this will end in a murder/suicide.
1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2017-08-01
Only mystery is who does what. It's like Murder on the Bore-ient Express or sumpthin'
1 turnthemaround 2017-08-01
Topical yuma
1 Icon_Crash 2017-08-01
Wait hold on hold on... It's like Murder on the Orient Sexspress or something im only riffin
1 turdthief2 2017-08-01
also known as a "Cuban divorce"
1 lemskroob 2017-08-01
He couldn't even be bothered to take out the waterheads seat from the back? He's an old mom.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-08-01
Hey man, he's gotta let all those hot bitches know he's taken.
1 52017 2017-08-01
He's such a weirdo. All that money and no cool car. Takes a road trip in the fucking family suv.
His gayness never ceases to amaze me.
1 Icon_Crash 2017-08-01
Naa.. they can be a pain to take out. I'm annoyed he left the tv screen down. (Or really, TV screens in vans in general, but that's for another time)
1 havingmadfun 2017-08-01
Brotrip has to be the gayest thing a 60 year old man can say about driving somewhere with one other guy
1 _barnacle_ 2017-08-01
It annoys me how angry this man can stilk make me with a single word. The cunt has complete power over me.
1 dmix 2017-08-01
Was it being sarcastic at least? I closed it after I saw them laughing at nothing because obviously they couldn't include that part
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-08-01
He's affecting your spelling too.
The bastard.
1 KnickedUp 2017-08-01
to be fair.................... he's 62 actually.
1 Icon_Crash 2017-08-01
How else are you going to get away to give and receive some brojobs?
1 laurens_tits 2017-08-01
Lynsi must be swimming in a river of Bam's cum right now.
1 edgars_teeth 2017-08-01
$150 per ride?
1 Icon_Crash 2017-08-01
Doing Garbage Plates and Garbage Radio!
1 PretzlKing 2017-08-01
That's the bit!
1 brmlb 2017-08-01
isn't foolish Tits breaking some law driving with the phone out like that?
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-08-01
Jesus christ is that fucking sad. That's Opie's closest pretend friend right there. Looks like they have a ton in common. Also, his affected Bennington-esque "What's up Cubessssss?" is the worst.
1 Reaktif 2017-08-01
They've been on the road for little over 2 hours and Carl has sucked down 12 cigarettes now. He better hope Rochester has good oncology centers.
Opie's car must stink like a trashcan by now
1 KangolVos 2017-08-01
He is so desperate for a pal, he does not care.
1 thatskelp 2017-08-01
Good.
1 52017 2017-08-01
Millionaire "celebrity" ex radio host let's obese deli owner chain smoke in his car on the way to do free regular radio in a desperate attempt to cling to ANY form of being in the spotlight again.
What did we do to deserve this ending? It's almost as good as a Tits harakiri
1 Icon_Crash 2017-08-01
Opie's wife is going to be soo mad at the ciggy stink she could suck someone else's dick.
1 DryTeeth 2017-08-01
His plastic face is bothersome.
1 OutlawMemer 2017-08-01
The Bosums and Human Trafficker Show.
1 placermutka 2017-08-01
ooooooooooooooooooooooofffffffffff
1 dom6502 2017-08-01
He has teeth like the San Andreas fault
2 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-08-01
tss blame him!
1 MaxKawalski 2017-08-01
Alright guys, we've had our fun. It's time to leave him alone. Who's with me?
1 3stepsbackward 2017-08-01
This video should have ended with a transport truck crashing into them.
1 TheMaestro2 2017-08-01
The laugh at the beginning is what congenital heart failure sounds like
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-08-01
"Okay, I'll countdown to when I start the video, you give your best guttural laugh and say something about how funny something I didn't tape was, then I'll make the BIG announcement to keep the fans on edge and refreshing their Facebook live page!"
1 52017 2017-08-01
He's. Fucking. Chip.
It's getting so obvious now that I am now enjoying Tits.
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-08-01
I bet Opie posts these and then has Carl read him what all us FAWKIN HATERS are saying, and then they discuss in full delusion about why we are wrong and how they are right.
1 SwollenPeckas 2017-08-01
Holy shit. And then he wonders why he doesn't have any real friends.
1 68rouge 2017-08-01
Holy shit this is the worst thing I have ever watched. These faggots dancing in a car together. I hope someone is deep dicking Lynsi right now
1 kevin121312 2017-08-01
There was a point in life where I thought it would be cool to hang out with anthony or opie. Now, you couldn't pay me 5k to take a car trip with opie.
1 dustinpeters 2017-08-01
I live in Rochester so I might see Opie out eating garbage plates. What questions should I ask him?
1 majestik6 2017-08-01
Ask him if it was worth it. Throwing away millions of dollars on a sad attempt to 'go viral.'
1 Icon_Crash 2017-08-01
"Hey, didn't you do that Opie and Anthony show on the radio? Man, too bad you got fired after that Sex For Sam bullshit... [stand around awkwardly] Hey, did you ever get back together with Ant to do a new radio show? Man, I'd love to hear you two on the radio again."
1 Kalikhead 2017-08-01
Opie won't eat the Garbage Plates. It's not part of his smoothie diet plan. Carl on the other hand will order it and somehow screw it up by opting for double beans and not homefries and Mac salad like any decent plate has.
1 PaintedPicture 2017-08-01
"Yo I just killed my Cuban but i don't give a fuck. You're beautiful Carl I'm so sorry for killing you."
1 majestik6 2017-08-01
The comments on Opie's twitter make me laugh more than he ever did
1 52017 2017-08-01
Hahahahahhaha. No one wants him. He's driving out on his own to do free fucking regular radio hahahaha.
Also - what's with his eyes and how likely Is it they are both drunk?
1 cringingdouchechills 2017-08-01
He's a fag and had cosmetic eye surgery. I wish I was kidding.
1 52017 2017-08-01
Starting a video mid laugh then providing no context is such an obvious fake way to make it seem like they're genuinely having a great time.
Once they sober up it's going to be awkward.
1 SlimWiggins 2017-08-01
Recording while driving infuriates me.. this is a 60yr old man doing what kids do.
1 randomaltname 2017-08-01
They're literally just streaming themselves dancing in a car. Opie even yells, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT I LIKE IT!" as if he's a drunk girl on the dance floor.
This is their "show"?
1 Billyassman 2017-08-01
Nice teeth,you eat your wife's pussy with them.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2017-08-01
Road sodas off screen.
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-08-01
Glad I watched the first 20 seconds of this.
I really missed Opie's guttural "GHYEK GHYEK GHYEK GHYEK" noise he makes to simulate laughter.
1 jofreal 2017-08-01
Opie needs to realize his social media overuse only puts a bigger spotlight on what an out-of-it douche he is. Literally nobody is monitoring this thinking he's cool or entertaining. It's so embarrassing. I can only handle seeing a few seconds of his footage at a time and then I start to shiver.
1 realister 2017-08-01
Where is his wife and kids?
1 _barnacle_ 2017-08-01
It annoys me how angry this man can stilk make me with a single word. The cunt has complete power over me.
1 KnickedUp 2017-08-01
to be fair.................... he's 62 actually.
1 Icon_Crash 2017-08-01
How else are you going to get away to give and receive some brojobs?