Just a couple of fellas having some "genuine" laughs in a car

58  2017-08-01 by simorulzzz

91 comments

Man, Opie's bottom teeth are jacked. Ever since someone pointed those things out, that's all I see.

Human garbage eating garbage plates. Fitting.

That's HG eating G plates, bruh.

The Cuban is the only one who can see the big picture. Sherrod and Vic don't see any money now, so they're gone. But the Cuban, he knows when Opie gets back on the radio, a co-host spot will be waiting for him. He just has to put up with free Opie bullshit for a few months, then the money starts rolling in.

Smart guy.

The Cubans other best friend is guy fieri, he ain't dumb

Leaches, and most parasitic organisms for that matter, have very simple nervous systems.

I find it ironic that Opie cryptically calls out all of his former colleagues as mosquitos, while the only person left hanging around is yet another blood sucker.

They also have a lot more going for them - Vic Henley, revered meat salesman and Sherrod Small, fat-tongued idiot.

If Opie crashes while filming, he might finally get his wish and go viral.

I kinda hope he gets pulled over for using his phone, and has previous points on his license, so he loses his right to drive and his shitty Brotrip ends before it even begins.

" .....and in lighter news: a snaggle toothed elderly bald man with breasts died today "

Weird news!

Soo....... I guess opie's officially separated now?

For a married father of 2, whose wife doesn't work, he sure does spend a lot of time alone.

You don't think she's grateful when he leaves?

It's Cancun Spring Break '00 up in that muggg.

fawwk yea, see you at Oasis

yeah... or the fuckin desert

tss, what are we gonna have, ice cream?

As soon as the camera stops recording, the silence steps in followed by a ever increasing volume dial being turned up.

So do you think the Opster has yelled at him yet? I bet he's let a tantrum or two slip, but the Cuban accepted his half-assed explanation/ apology.

That's a goddamn good question. I bet he has made 'The Fad Cuban' feel like a squished piece of dog shit at least twice by now. The bitter silence that followed the first time was nowhere near the length of the second...and then Opie buys him a pack of Marlboro lights and all is forgiven momentarily.

Why wouldn't it, they were laughing that hard at morning zoo radio, not something that the Opster said.

What a couple of jerks. Excuse the language.

Looks like these 2 are gonna be giving each other bro-jobs soon

That's lacist

CHOO CHOO

Opie already sees Lynsi's betrayal upcoming. The fastest way to make him suicidal is to have Carl turn against him.

I did not think anyone could be more embarrassing than Anthony and that Compound Media bullshit that he keeps throwing good money after bad at, but Opie and these Pop Up shows have topped him.

"I'm putting out jobs on the line. That's it, I gotta go!"

*bwutting

This doesn't start off that bad

but then the word "brotrip" hits you like a ton of bricks

What's matter with a little bromance?? Yknow, like, romance with your bro?

For me, it was when he called him "Cub's"

...or "Cubes." Not really sure how one would spell that without it looking and sounding like something else.

What car does the Opster drive?

Judging by his tits, a Subaru Outback.

Right. Surprised hes not lactating.

looks like a 2011 Land Cruiser.

There is a good chance this will end in a murder/suicide.

Only mystery is who does what. It's like Murder on the Bore-ient Express or sumpthin'

Topical yuma

Wait hold on hold on... It's like Murder on the Orient Sexspress or something im only riffin

also known as a "Cuban divorce"

He couldn't even be bothered to take out the waterheads seat from the back? He's an old mom.

Hey man, he's gotta let all those hot bitches know he's taken.

He's such a weirdo. All that money and no cool car. Takes a road trip in the fucking family suv.

His gayness never ceases to amaze me.

Naa.. they can be a pain to take out. I'm annoyed he left the tv screen down. (Or really, TV screens in vans in general, but that's for another time)

Brotrip has to be the gayest thing a 60 year old man can say about driving somewhere with one other guy

It annoys me how angry this man can stilk make me with a single word. The cunt has complete power over me.

Was it being sarcastic at least? I closed it after I saw them laughing at nothing because obviously they couldn't include that part

He's affecting your spelling too.

The bastard.

to be fair.................... he's 62 actually.

How else are you going to get away to give and receive some brojobs?

Lynsi must be swimming in a river of Bam's cum right now.

$150 per ride?

Doing Garbage Plates and Garbage Radio!

That's the bit!

isn't foolish Tits breaking some law driving with the phone out like that?

Jesus christ is that fucking sad. That's Opie's closest pretend friend right there. Looks like they have a ton in common. Also, his affected Bennington-esque "What's up Cubessssss?" is the worst.

They've been on the road for little over 2 hours and Carl has sucked down 12 cigarettes now. He better hope Rochester has good oncology centers.

Opie's car must stink like a trashcan by now

He is so desperate for a pal, he does not care.

Good.

Millionaire "celebrity" ex radio host let's obese deli owner chain smoke in his car on the way to do free regular radio in a desperate attempt to cling to ANY form of being in the spotlight again.

What did we do to deserve this ending? It's almost as good as a Tits harakiri

Opie's wife is going to be soo mad at the ciggy stink she could suck someone else's dick.

His plastic face is bothersome.

The Bosums and Human Trafficker Show.

ooooooooooooooooooooooofffffffffff

He has teeth like the San Andreas fault

tss blame him!

Alright guys, we've had our fun. It's time to leave him alone. Who's with me?

This video should have ended with a transport truck crashing into them.

The laugh at the beginning is what congenital heart failure sounds like

"Okay, I'll countdown to when I start the video, you give your best guttural laugh and say something about how funny something I didn't tape was, then I'll make the BIG announcement to keep the fans on edge and refreshing their Facebook live page!"

He's. Fucking. Chip.

It's getting so obvious now that I am now enjoying Tits.

I bet Opie posts these and then has Carl read him what all us FAWKIN HATERS are saying, and then they discuss in full delusion about why we are wrong and how they are right.

Me and carlruiz have started a brotrip

Holy shit. And then he wonders why he doesn't have any real friends.

Holy shit this is the worst thing I have ever watched. These faggots dancing in a car together. I hope someone is deep dicking Lynsi right now

There was a point in life where I thought it would be cool to hang out with anthony or opie. Now, you couldn't pay me 5k to take a car trip with opie.

I live in Rochester so I might see Opie out eating garbage plates. What questions should I ask him?

Ask him if it was worth it. Throwing away millions of dollars on a sad attempt to 'go viral.'

"Hey, didn't you do that Opie and Anthony show on the radio? Man, too bad you got fired after that Sex For Sam bullshit... [stand around awkwardly] Hey, did you ever get back together with Ant to do a new radio show? Man, I'd love to hear you two on the radio again."

Opie won't eat the Garbage Plates. It's not part of his smoothie diet plan. Carl on the other hand will order it and somehow screw it up by opting for double beans and not homefries and Mac salad like any decent plate has.

"Yo I just killed my Cuban but i don't give a fuck. You're beautiful Carl I'm so sorry for killing you."

The comments on Opie's twitter make me laugh more than he ever did

Hahahahahhaha. No one wants him. He's driving out on his own to do free fucking regular radio hahahaha.

Also - what's with his eyes and how likely Is it they are both drunk?

He's a fag and had cosmetic eye surgery. I wish I was kidding.

Starting a video mid laugh then providing no context is such an obvious fake way to make it seem like they're genuinely having a great time.

Once they sober up it's going to be awkward.

Recording while driving infuriates me.. this is a 60yr old man doing what kids do.

They're literally just streaming themselves dancing in a car. Opie even yells, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT I LIKE IT!" as if he's a drunk girl on the dance floor.

This is their "show"?

Nice teeth,you eat your wife's pussy with them.

Road sodas off screen.

Glad I watched the first 20 seconds of this.

I really missed Opie's guttural "GHYEK GHYEK GHYEK GHYEK" noise he makes to simulate laughter.

Opie needs to realize his social media overuse only puts a bigger spotlight on what an out-of-it douche he is. Literally nobody is monitoring this thinking he's cool or entertaining. It's so embarrassing. I can only handle seeing a few seconds of his footage at a time and then I start to shiver.

Where is his wife and kids?

It annoys me how angry this man can stilk make me with a single word. The cunt has complete power over me.

to be fair.................... he's 62 actually.

How else are you going to get away to give and receive some brojobs?