Fat virgins in momma's basement fixating on a girl who would never fuck them.

what a cliched response. must be sherrod's reddit account

Come on, dude, you've never been laid. You know it.

I bet you've sucked a few cocks though.

I've been saving my virgin mouth for you. i often fantasize about the smell of fresh produce on the hands of the grocery man as he squeezes the back of my head and pulls my hair as he shoves his 2 inch Waldbaum's cock in my sweet little pointy face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJokRFEAupg

who laid you? Priest? Coach?

Mind your business you. You ask too many questions. Questions that don't need answering.

OK bae. Just want you to know that it was not your fault. Kisses.

Such a sweetheart you are. A real romantic. So tender. Can I give you a tug? I'll be gentle. I promise.

sure bae - will PM you ;)

opie's career has better comebacks than you

Not only a virgin but so retarded that that you're damned to a lifetime of sucking Momma's tits in the basement. Does mommy get jealous when you fixate on Lauren?

i'd suck on your mother's tits but hopefully she will lose them to cancer for raising such a cliched dullard of a son

Hope your mom gets cancer on the tits I suck. That's your comeback? You really are a retard.

yes i would suck the cancer out of them so you can spend one last christmas with old tumor tits

It would be nice for her to get laid one last time before she dies. And you need to get laid for the first time. So you'll both get a mercy fuck. Let me know when my mother can deflower you on her death bed.