(official) Opie vs Joe - battle of the tits

34  2017-07-31 by crabsneverdie

15 comments

This really isn't ok.

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You're the only boob I'd vote for.

Opie's stupid wall-eyed face almost took the attention off of his tits for a second.

Hey man I forgot to give you kudos for using the term 'wall-eyed'. Made me think of looney tunes imagery, had me rolling! Your vote will count as 2

The fucking open sore on upper lip...the Opster needs to stay off da glass dick.

Gotta a nigga lips....burning today!

Yep. Char-boy burnt Brillo stains on his teeth and the one eye watching the secret video he took of Bam ass fucking Lynsi while he hid in the closet cuckin' it up. Niggas a real grade A degenerate.

White trash millionaire

Those are some interesting, conical B cups on both lads.

Opie needs Gyno

On the one hand, Opie's are fuller; but Joe's are much perkier, which is unusual in the realm of saggy old man tits. Either way, if Opie really wants to go viral he should titty 69 with this untermensch.

Joe really has lightning in a bottle here. He needs to wear more tight fitting grey v-necks and give the people what they want!

I would say Opie's tits are better but I don't know what my black friends would think

Joe has some pert, sensitive nipples.

Is the school of hard knockers pic real?

Yeah dude. Just google opie tits, I think he's standing there with bill burr