Joe Matarese gets drunk on periscope at a bbq with his wife and starts calling out trolls

69  2017-07-31 by DissentIsDeath

145 comments

That's not a very good stay at home dad

"Tell redbar to go get money from his rich dad"

Well how about you go get money from your rich wife, faggot?

BAZINGA!

@<:-)

Are you trying to tell me that this man, who begs his fans for $2 apiece to perform driving directions, is not a self-made man?

That's maybe the worst headshot I've ever seen.

Douchier Bono.

Kennedy's was only slightly worse.

It looks like the Robert Smigel talking mouth gag from Conan's old show

I loved that bit.

Worse than Bob Kelly's?

Yes, even worse than that

God damn

Schlocky Balboa

I thought that was Starburns for a second.

He just picked up on something true though. Everyone who has ever worked with RedBar has called him a spoiled rich brat at one point.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's still better than being Joe Matarese.

Don't get me wrong, Redbar is totally worthless.

It's just that Joe is more pathetic, he's his wife's wife.

I don't know, I think there is a good argument that Redbar is worse. Nonetheless, it's like arguing over which plastic jug brand vodka is the least awful. Except plastic jug vodka can at least perform it's intended purpose.

There is when u try to act street and red bar tried to be a rapper so yeah, rich kids acting good is real fuckin lame

Summer Gun Jam was straight fire...it was also done out of irony.

Mike is a trust fund baby, at least Materese is right about that.

God forbid your family isn't trailer trash. Mike at least has an entertaining show. You fags hate because he makes fun of that grandma with facial scars you old truckers think is funny. Fuck Anthony, fuck jim, fuck opie. You're all a bunch of unfunny hacks.

Everyone who talks into a microphone is hack. You're worrying about minutia. I hate them all and love them all equally.

At least O&A made "fuck you" money doing it at one point.

You people seem to look over that FACT that o&a never had a good radio show. It's a boring morning zoo. Getting paid by "daddy" and getting paid by Sirius are equally bad. Redbar is the better show. It's not up for debate. Get back in the cab and pay jim nortons rent, you mouth breathing trucking fags.

Em... okay.

Maybe my measure of success differs from yours, but drawing a seven-figure salary from Sirius seems objectively more respectable than relying on your family for financial support well into your 30s.

You don't think it's respectable to be bankrolled by your faggot jew family while you're e-married to a Canadian high schooler?

I always wondered why no one has exposed the fact Redbar met his "wife" when she was an underage listener. He literally groomed her - there are clips of him trying to fuck her like seven years ago.

Redbar is the better show.

If you are going to troll, at least be believable.

The fuck you talking about?

So in your mind getting money from your parents is the same as working for it?

You want some ointment for your butthurt Mike?

You watched and paid for Red Bar until he made fun of your fat ugly wife Lisa and then you got "butt hurt" and came here to talk shit so quit pretending. Everyone else has legit reasons to hate Red Bar but you're just mad he made fun of your dumpy wife

You people are delusional.

You and your fat wife got caught calling tweeting Joe Matarese to warn him that Red Bar was booking gigs under his name and then it was revealed how disgusting your wife Lisa was so then you cancelled your payments to Red Bar

Lol

100% truth. Your wife's name is Lisa correct?

Never subbed, not married.

Ok fiancé / gf is Lisa right and you were a fan until you "felt bad for" Joe Matarese and tweeted to let him know Mike was bullying him right? Ya a bitch

You are a retard.

But everything I said is true

You people are more delusional than matarese.

says the fucking loser defending the most pathetic try hard midget faggot ever. who's mommy & daddy bought him a comedy club before he got forced out & then fund his delusional basement broadcast where he tries to do jocktober for 6 hours a day.

You like Anthony Cumia. I can't say anything worse than that. Anthony. Cumia. A guy who got TROLLED by redbar. SCARS.

This sub convinced European news agencies that Anthony is a radical Islamic terrorist, I'm sure that pales in comparison to being made fun of on a podcast that a few dozen people listen to.

You can't really cut down this sub in favor of Redbar when the majority of that midget wiggers 'dirt' on Anthony originated here, stupid. I watched some of his 900 hour marathon on Antwant & you must be easily amused if you considered it entertaining. It was a bunch of old rehashed shit about Anthony everyone already knew about years ago repackaged as breaking developments & then sprawled out into long meandering aimless drivel without much humor, an irritating co-host, & constant wacky morning zoo radio sound effects. Snore.

The gayest thing you can be is a sycophant fan boy for any loser who has a podcast or radio show, so stop thinking people here give a shit about Anthony like we're gonna have some gay ass war with you dorks over who's the bigger cock sucking fan girl.

when the majority of that midget wiggers 'dirt' on Anthony

Shit- the majority of Red Bar's "Dirt" originated on Ant's actual show.

Mike always teases that he has some inside information and there's never anything there. Its either his band of neckbeards making prank phone calls or him just playing clips that were broadcast.

Who the fuck is Redbar? I've seriously never heard of him or his podcast, and I listen to a shit load of talk radio and podcasts.

You like Anthony Cumia

Where do you think you are, right now?

Yeah Matarese opened strong by trashing that faggot wannabe. It made up for the rest of the faggotry in the video. That being said making the video in the first place was ill advised.

Everything Joe does is not well advised.

Except for having those custom pill containers made with taglines from jokes I have never heard. I ordered 10 of them to give out to people I hate so that they will be to disgusted to take their medicine.

You listened to Red Bar and were a fan until he made fun of how fat and ugly your wife is.....

My wife isn't Count Cumiar, Patreese marteen, or Geno Disconte.

Mark Davis is a one trick idiot who is still living under his private schools conditioning.

But what I said is true. You watched and PAID for Red Bar until he called out your wife for being a fat slob........

Mike- your level of trolling sucks. For someone with an internet show since 03- I would figure you were smart.

Ha ha you got him good!!

he needs to be fixed

Let it always be known that Mike 'the rich kike' David is worse than loser matarese

Let it always be known that Mike 'the rich kike' David is worse than loser matarese

2nd

How? He's the one who exposed Matarese.

I heard his wife calls him Mandingo Joe tho....

This is all very Harry Hater

i feel bad for his wife; imagine having to explain to other people why your husband is drunkenly rambling about money and fairness on social media, when they're at a fucking family event.

What are the odds Joe's "$150,000 development deal" was a ruse from his wife, printed on their home computer, to get him out of the house.

Do you also have a star named after yourself, Joe? How about a world's best dad award?

As usual, everyone involved in this 'confrontation' is an embarrassment to themselves and humanity.

The sad/funny part is you can here people in the background having a good time. This is Opie level shit.

Hahaha The opster doesn't have people in the background having a good time. Nice try on the hate though :(

Worse

The embarrassment his wife must feel when she's at a BBQ talking with her friends and turns around to see her retarded man child drunkenly videoing himself acting like a tough guy and sloppily swigging from a beer because he thinks he looks cool maaan. Either that or she doesn't notice because she's in one of the bedrooms getting plowed by one of her Dr friends

This is brutally sad to think about. What a tragic story Matarese is.

I never realized how much of an Opie he is.

The sloppy swigging of grapefruit beer lends the scene an even more horrifying aspect.

Can you imagine going to a friend's house for a BBQ and seeing someone drunkenly telling off his phone? The older you get, the more reasonable a party/BBQ becomes. You go eat a little and have a couple, maybe 3, beers then head home around 8 or so. That might be lame, but that's just the accepted format for non-nigger, adult get togethers. Certainly it's how a BBQ that doctors are invited to are supposed to go.

I guarantee all of his wife's friends are talking about his behavior behind their backs. That poor humiliated woman. Supporting a broke ass loser that insists on making a spectacle of himself in front of her friends and family.

You can see he was sitting there stewing peeling all the label off the bottle while he worked himself into a frenzy so he could give all the haters what for

I do stand up pretty regularly and mostly as a hobby, I have no idea where it's going. But Im so grateful Im not doing it out of a place of utter insecurity or need for acceptance & validation like Joe, I would never "Periscope" or feel the need to prove myself to strangers on the internet who are obviously just trying to get a rise out of me anyway. A grown man carrying on like this is beneath my contempt.

That just seems like a miserable way to live and a void that will never be filled.

" I do stand up pretty regularly" Funking ableist.

Whats an ableist?

A faggot.

Faggot makes much more sense. I say THAT GUY is the faggot for using a word like "ableist" and not "faggot." Fuckin fancy ass.

Calls someone a faggot. Immediately refers to ass. Deliciously Freudian.

It was ass in the figurative, not the literal. Doesn't count. Go back to school, lil ho.

If you thought it, you porked it. The sin was initially committed in your heart, then committed to this sub for posterity.

What if I was talking about a GIRL'S fancy ass. Like Nikki Minaj's.

signal virtuerer

I don't understand. How? That doesn't even make sense.

He thinks beer tastes icky

I fuckin hate beer.

You LA wuss

Im not from LA. I don't even really like it here.

I drink Jack Daniels, fucker.

Jeez, you don't have to be so mean.

Words hurt...

...if you're a pussy

You've won this round...

But at what cost.

I feel like Harry Truman.

I bet you hang out at The Store open mic.

The Store open mic is useless unless you're friends with whoever "draws the names" (lol) out of the bucket. Besides Im working on the other side of town at that hour and cant ever make it.

That said, I've still been on stage at the Comedy Store more in the last 3 years than Jim Norton has. Jim "The Only Comic Left In The Country Who Still Inexplicably Refuses To Do The Comedy Store" Norton.

Plug your podcast, Weirdfellas. We'll give it a fair shake.

It's on right after Brain On The Brink.

You've only made 600 episodes I reckon it's going to blow up any time now. You're not Ant's new cohost, are you?

ONE hundred episodes (just hit). As far as the co host, maybe. Maybe nowt. Maybe fuck yaself.

Don't put yourself on that plateau. Maybe you can start a network with Guilty By Association since Anthony deemed the show too embarrassing to be on his.

What about a Brain On The Brink wrap up show? I could host that.

you are seeking attention out of insecurity right now you absolute faggot. zero reason to mention you do stand up. nobody cares.

Yes, "zero reason." From your punctuation and grammar, you seem like a well rounded and intelligent person we should all consider the opinion of.

You faggot mother fucker.

I'm going to start a Kickstarter for you to buy a GoPro. On the condition that you attach it to a cinder block and use it to periscope yourself drowning with the block tied to your ankles.

Tell us more about your comedic prowess, you princess little bitch. Can't fucking believe youd post this bull sugah.

Edgy.

Okay dude. It was all fun and games until you broke out the big guns. Write that down and use it the next time you get heckled on stage. Getting called edgy is like a Clydesdale kick to the gut.

Scuse my my language bub, but you're acting like a real horse's patoot.

I dare say I've been bested

I didn't want to have to go there, but you left me no choice.

Don'tMaterese firmly gripping the Jake Pauler's to rapture.

jesus, you can hear kids in the background, he is probably scaring them.

Nice fake baby sips dork.

Those fake sips are 'rapper during an interview' level.

Um, sorry, this has already been said by someone else here.

The 'weekly stipend' comment was just very good.

He takes the tiniest sips of beer I've ever seen

On one of Nick Di Paolo's first few podcasts Joe was on & i'm pretty sure he said that he just got a job painting houses.

I wish he ended up like Hoffa at the end of I Heard You Paint Houses...

True crime yuma.

Best true crime book I ever read. Cannot wait for that movie. I wonder if DiPaolo got the part as Tony Pro.

Skipped ahead at a random point and came to this.

This is going greeeeat.

I'm sure his wife loves that the quality of hers that he is attracted to predominantly is her earning capacity

I see a lot of Opie in this guy.

Opie's not that bad.

Someone save this before he wakes up tomorrow and deletes it!

Tell your dad to give you more money. No, seriously, it's great, I do it with my doctor wife all the time.

Douche-off 2017 is going to be a doooooozy

You spelled 'Red bar' wrong though.

I still hate this guy but at least he's willing to actually have a drink, unlike nearly every comedian over 40 who clings to the "I'm in recovery" 12-step horseshit.

As an alcoholic, this is making me rethink my life.

You can see he was sitting there stewing peeling all the label off the bottle while he worked himself into a frenzy so he could give all the haters what for

This is so uncomfortable to watch.

Nigga nursing tf outta that beer tho

look at the label torn off that beer and the baby sips he takes, i bet he's been nursing that thing for hours.

Why did Jimmy and ant go on his podcast?

To take the piss out of him.

Why is he even in their orbit? Do you know how they met?

Artie Lange and Joe have the same manager and he got Joe on TACS a few years ago.

Artie and Jim know him from Joe doing standup for 30 years. And these pieces of shits don't even listen to each other's sets, so just being around for 30 years is enough for them to acknowledge each other enough to go on their show.

30 years? Nobody knows who you are. You became a cry-baby bitch across multiple platforms because a small-time podcast picked on a shitty show you made. Nut up, you faggot.

Who's worse Matarese or Disconte?

This cry baby had do this at a fucking party? It shows how obsessed he is because only someone not thinking right would think a party was a good time to do a POP UP SHOW disstrack.

Joe you trash man and your insults are weak.

Just say "hey redbar ur gay and sucked your dads dick" and you will instantly be cooler

Redbar has impersonated Matarese on the phone with comedy clubs and booked him gigs in NY a couple of weeks ago. Joe half-jokingly admitted that Mike David and his fans rep him in New York.

"I've been doing well on standup for thirty years", problem is…NOBODY knows who the fuck you are.

This is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened.

Lol what kind of post title is this? Calling out trolls? No He's calling out Red Bar so...

Do you think Joe drives his family around, or does his wife make him sit bitch while she drives?

He looks real cool.

Douchier Bono.

Kennedy's was only slightly worse.

This is brutally sad to think about. What a tragic story Matarese is.

when the majority of that midget wiggers 'dirt' on Anthony

Shit- the majority of Red Bar's "Dirt" originated on Ant's actual show.

Mike always teases that he has some inside information and there's never anything there. Its either his band of neckbeards making prank phone calls or him just playing clips that were broadcast.

I never realized how much of an Opie he is.

It looks like the Robert Smigel talking mouth gag from Conan's old show

You and your fat wife got caught calling tweeting Joe Matarese to warn him that Red Bar was booking gigs under his name and then it was revealed how disgusting your wife Lisa was so then you cancelled your payments to Red Bar

Im not from LA. I don't even really like it here.

I drink Jack Daniels, fucker.

Can you imagine going to a friend's house for a BBQ and seeing someone drunkenly telling off his phone? The older you get, the more reasonable a party/BBQ becomes. You go eat a little and have a couple, maybe 3, beers then head home around 8 or so. That might be lame, but that's just the accepted format for non-nigger, adult get togethers. Certainly it's how a BBQ that doctors are invited to are supposed to go.

I guarantee all of his wife's friends are talking about his behavior behind their backs. That poor humiliated woman. Supporting a broke ass loser that insists on making a spectacle of himself in front of her friends and family.

Worse than Bob Kelly's?

I didn't want to have to go there, but you left me no choice.