I spent $10 for "strawberry pancakes" at a place yesterday. When they brought them out, all it was was pancakes with strawberries on top. That's not what strawberry pancakes means, you fucking pieces of shit. I could have done that at HOME.

1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-07-31

I once ordered cherry pancakes, and it was just pancakes with a can of cherry pie filling dumped on top.

1 Doc_McCoy79 2017-07-31

They should be kneecapped for that.

1 Tlk619 2017-07-31

Some damn good cherry pancakes

1 TriangleDimes 2017-07-31

one time i went to a diner and ordered chicken pancakes and it was just pancakes with a bunch of chicken on top

1 fish_flower 2017-07-31

chicken pancakes? were you in the negro neighbourhoods?

1 1475315963 2017-07-31

chicken and waffles is worth clawing through gary indiana

1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-07-31

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard

1 SuperTrucker76 2017-07-31

How many did you kill before you were brought down?

1 Doc_McCoy79 2017-07-31

I ate them. But they tasted like lies.

1 McGowan9 2017-07-31

Remember when a caller phoned in and said he picked up Bobby's breakfast tab at some diner in Shitsville, USA. Kelly was in studio. The caller had got a full breakfast with juice, coffee and tip for like 6 bucks. He laid down a 10 for Bob's tab at the counter and was confronted with a bill for around $30.

"Fuck you, dude. It was a special dietary meal. I had the grapefruit, the cottage cheese."

Yeah, Bob. And the cartload of pancakes, sausage, bacon, eggs and numerous other starches and animal products.

1 Doc_McCoy79 2017-07-31

What a cheap piece of shit. Jesus, Bobby.

1 McGowan9 2017-07-31

Not even cheap. Just a glutton.

1 sherockradio 2017-07-31

Do you tell that one on stage?

1 Doc_McCoy79 2017-07-31

Only when you come see me.

1 late_50s_why 2017-07-31

Come on me

1 StutterinPrickYou 2017-07-31

Look at ol fancy pants over here

1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-07-31

I mean making strawberry pancakes at home isn't hard either.

1 jtormeyx 2017-07-31

I had a cherry Pop-Tart for breakfast. Probably cost me 25 cents.

1 its_cold_out_here 2017-07-31

I think Jimmy explained his perspective on the nature of these things here....https://youtu.be/IhGlRh2LVus?t=143

1 MrSztywny 2017-07-31

He also thinks the Schumer whale is hot and KISS makes good music. What did you expect?

1 gnrlysrs 2017-07-31

I think the friendliness for Schumer comes from comedians not wanting to shit on each other unless they really cross the line. I'm sure they all enjoy watching her tumble.

1 heybaaawdy 2017-07-31

Comedians don't shit on eachother in general unless you're talking about a real under the radar hack. Believe it or not gang, they're professionals with reputations as 'people you'd see yourself working with' and not internet trolls

1 gnrlysrs 2017-07-31

Exactly. She has way more clout than most people rn, no point in trashing her when the fans do it every day anyway.

1 mcb84 2017-07-31

and judges MMA prowess on whether or not they can beat him up. They can, so they're all amazing.

1 opiecide 2017-07-31

Could you imagine trying to eat $20 worth of breakfast food from Denny's? That's like 4 Grand Slams.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-07-31

Contrary to what you truckers think, Denny's isn't real food.

1 opiecide 2017-07-31

I wish I was a trucker, can't pass the test.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-07-31

Awwww, you pass my test :(

1 mcb84 2017-07-31

We need more uplifting posts like this. :)

1 PennTheTrashman 2017-07-31

Try not driving into the crowds of people next time

1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-07-31

Is the test the cheapest place to get a 64 ounce diet Coke?

1 BartlebysfriendHerk 2017-07-31

Yes, I'd say that's a little pricey.

1 thebedshow 2017-07-31

Throw back a couple of faggy mimosas and I can get hit $20 pretty quick!

1 vadermonkey 2017-07-31

I'm all in with tha mimosas

1 SqwashSilver 2017-07-31

You can get a decent breakfast for under ten bucks at any diner in jersey

1 Bick_Bickerson 2017-07-31

They sell a breakfast special of 2 eggs, 2 slices of toast, 3 sausage links and a fuck ton of hashbrowns for $4.50 round here.

1 thrillated 2017-07-31

Except Carl's

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-07-31

I'm not overweight and my dinner was three McDonalds cheeseburgers and two tall boys.

frugal

1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-07-31

We can't all have aids

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-07-31

You fellas need more drugs!

1 KangolVos 2017-07-31

Hotels suck ass for breakfast. $18 omelettes and $4 orange juice. Go to the local greasy spoon and get a heaping plate for half the price.

1 SkepticSloth 2017-07-31

Not if you stay in the places with the free European breakfast bars. When I drove across the country I never paid for breakfast once.

1 1475315963 2017-07-31

paying for hotel breakfast, look at mister fancy over here. I get my container of coffee and back to work

1 ScarletNumbers 2017-07-31

Regular 1475315963

1 cum-pound-me-dia 2017-07-31

Try to eat somewhere other than IHOP or Dennys, you more than likely Midwestern slob.

1 maynardsabeast 2017-07-31

$20 is a lot for breakfast? When I go out for breakfast that seems about right

1 americanmook 2017-07-31

When you go out for breakfast the place goes out of business fattie.

1 maynardsabeast 2017-07-31

Get a $12 omelette or pancakes or French toast or whatever with coffee and OJ plus tax and tips you're right up around $20. You broke Jew losers

1 Bick_Bickerson 2017-07-31

I hate that guy but this doesn't even make sense. Why would someone buying all of the food in the restaurant cause it to go out of business? If anything it would be extremely profitable for them.

1 gnrlysrs 2017-07-31

Yeah that line only really works for Buffets

1 PassProtect15 2017-07-31

How about you come back here and shut up?

1 cabaretcabaret 2017-07-31

If someone else said that, Jim would say, not if it's cum.

Cum and mirrors are integral to his comedy

1 winkleham 2017-07-31

I take it you don't travel much for work.

1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-07-31

Jim norton.... BREAKFAST DIVA!! cue Diana ross

1 stinksskc 2017-07-31