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I don't get it. Why would you pay to get a woman to wank you off? Women pull prick terribly 9 times out of 10. Had a chick once wank me off and she'd stroke it 3 or 4 times and then thumb my helmet like an early 90s joystick. She probably read it was some "sure-fire way to get your man off" in a woman's magazine, but it was just lacklustre and awful. If she adds some sucking or tit wank, spice. But hands alone? Bad.
Paying women for sexual favours is generally depressing and for losers. Unless you're a fat or ugly fuck, or an ADD cunt with no game - then, fine. But if you're a reasonably presentable Polack like Paul, and if you don't have the patience to get snatch by the long con, pay to fuck her mouth/pussy or ass. Surely you can wank your dick better than someone who doesn't have one.
I'll be honest. Never got a hooker. No moral problem with it, just an ego thing. But if you're going to get a pro, strap on and fuck her. Why waste time with chit chat and faux intimacy? Nut and scram.
23 comments
1 Dennyislife 2017-07-31
He also got a promotion.
What a month this hunk has had.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-07-31
Sounds a bit Tucker Max'ish, but after what he did for this sub, I'll give him all the credit he wants.
1 867-5309- 2017-07-31
He's got receipts; Roland has convinced him that it's a valid business expense that he can submit to SiriusXM for reimbursement.
1 867-5309- 2017-07-31
Paul making "a Latin" jerk him off for 50 minutes to the point that the girl needed to take a break is why Paul continues to be the greatest.
1 crookedmile 2017-07-31
Who pays to get jerked off? There are literally dozens of middle schools in his vicinity at all times.
1 867-5309- 2017-07-31
Good morning Anthony.
1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-07-31
Praise his name
1 Theanfieldkid 2017-07-31
Good egg
1 [deleted] 2017-07-31
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1 dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-07-31
Paul Ofcharsky; we speak your name.
1 ScorzeMan 2017-07-31
Twice in one day.
1 McGowan9 2017-07-31
I don't get it. Why would you pay to get a woman to wank you off? Women pull prick terribly 9 times out of 10. Had a chick once wank me off and she'd stroke it 3 or 4 times and then thumb my helmet like an early 90s joystick. She probably read it was some "sure-fire way to get your man off" in a woman's magazine, but it was just lacklustre and awful. If she adds some sucking or tit wank, spice. But hands alone? Bad.
Paying women for sexual favours is generally depressing and for losers. Unless you're a fat or ugly fuck, or an ADD cunt with no game - then, fine. But if you're a reasonably presentable Polack like Paul, and if you don't have the patience to get snatch by the long con, pay to fuck her mouth/pussy or ass. Surely you can wank your dick better than someone who doesn't have one.
1 Dennyislife 2017-07-31
I mean full sex isn't THAT much. These losers actually get a massage beforehand suspect
1 McGowan9 2017-07-31
I'll be honest. Never got a hooker. No moral problem with it, just an ego thing. But if you're going to get a pro, strap on and fuck her. Why waste time with chit chat and faux intimacy? Nut and scram.
1 late_50s_why 2017-07-31
Must admit the chit chat are awful
1 jtormeyx 2017-07-31
That poor woman who needed to take a 5 minute break because of a sore arm might now need Tommy John surgery.
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-07-31
"She just stood there and held her arm for a few minutes."
1 stinksskc 2017-07-31
if youre gonna pay for sex pay for a mouth or pussy I MEAN COME ON
1 Sippycupofpee 2017-07-31
It's a bit dummies. A poor attempt to fill time.
1 PFGtv 2017-07-31
Who's Paul?
1 rottenseed 2017-07-31
Is Paul the same as that pepít haired intern
1 Billyassman 2017-07-31
He's a gooda boy.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-07-31
Sounds a bit Tucker Max'ish, but after what he did for this sub, I'll give him all the credit he wants.