this is 100% worse than sam. at least sam cant change the way his hair grows, tho he can style it different. this big faggot right here chooses to dress this way. straight extra out of a papa roach video.
easily the worst aspect about his look are the jorts. you put a decent pair of pants on that fucker he would like so much better, but that defeats the purpose of why he is dressing like that to begin with... to hide is disgusting fat body.
Sam needs to send an intern into "Tha Hood" to one of those Hair weave joints, to pick him up some of that hair relaxer that colored folks use. It's his only hope of ever looking like he isn't the product of a 'mixed marriage'.
I saw a picture of him in Montreal with a red streak in his hair. Is he like Opie in the sense that if you mock him he gets really defensive? This would explain why none of his friends have told him he looks and dresses like a complete asshole and that his gf shouldn't be on his radio show.
Why do these arbitrary comparison posts get so many upvotes? Opie posts a video comparing Patrice to a hibachi chef and you jackanapes literally can't wait to start shitting in your hand and slinging it. Half of the dolts in this sub only know how to make a joke by comparing someone to something, and it's usually a comparison someone else invented (opie = sloth, ant = Romanian grandma). In short, you are all lazy slobs lacking humanity and deserving of slow horrible deaths. Hey guys I posted another pic of opies head on a sloth body. LOLZ
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1 brandoniskindadead 2017-07-31
More like crash bandicootah tss
1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-31
(shakes almond can)
1 tar_baby33 2017-07-31
FAWK YEAH CHIPPAH YOU NAILED THAT CAWKSUCKA!
1 sarahemmingway 2017-07-31
Its somewhat similar although Crash is alot better looking then Jay.......
1 thrillated 2017-07-31
Colin is his Dr Neo Cortex
1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-31
Big Jay really does dress like a retarded juggalo burnout from 2001. It's terrible.
1 crookedmile 2017-07-31
The only good thing to come out of jean shorts
1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-31
You gotta take 'em off every now and again.
1 DanceLikeTheJig 2017-07-31
Yeah, that's what the video said, dumbass.
1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-31
SHeDd EhHpp.
1 saessea 2017-07-31
Whoa!
1 CoolerKing37 2017-07-31
Jay stole everything from Crash excepthe his BMI.
1 kingship75 2017-07-31
...and his likeability.
1 thrillated 2017-07-31
And Crash has actually made me laugh
1 onemancrimespree 2017-07-31
Ah, he's one of those autistic kids who dresses like a character from something he likes to give him confidence but he just ends up looking insane
1 NumeroOtto 2017-07-31
Big Jay is just a meme for faggotry and doucheness
1 nomorecompromise 2017-07-31
Thought ciggies were supposed to supress the appetite.
1 rahtin 2017-07-31
Alcohol is calorically dense
1 clay-davis 2017-07-31
Should have stolen his cardio routine.
1 DooshLord 2017-07-31
Should've stolen his diet, too.
1 pusigineht1 2017-07-31
Wumpa fruit is expensive
1 DooshLord 2017-07-31
I guess so. That must explain why those broke faggots are downvoting my comment.
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-07-31
Awful person
1 age_of_cage 2017-07-31
He even copied the impossibly small ankles that defy science by carrying a cartoonishly disproportionate weight atop them.
1 comic630 2017-07-31
Except on the podcast out today he says he fucks with a wife beater on and won't take it off in the pool too.
1 Opesterino 2017-07-31
this is 100% worse than sam. at least sam cant change the way his hair grows, tho he can style it different. this big faggot right here chooses to dress this way. straight extra out of a papa roach video.
easily the worst aspect about his look are the jorts. you put a decent pair of pants on that fucker he would like so much better, but that defeats the purpose of why he is dressing like that to begin with... to hide is disgusting fat body.
1 ArmchairFabio 2017-07-31
Sam needs to send an intern into "Tha Hood" to one of those Hair weave joints, to pick him up some of that hair relaxer that colored folks use. It's his only hope of ever looking like he isn't the product of a 'mixed marriage'.
1 kevin121312 2017-07-31
I saw a picture of him in Montreal with a red streak in his hair. Is he like Opie in the sense that if you mock him he gets really defensive? This would explain why none of his friends have told him he looks and dresses like a complete asshole and that his gf shouldn't be on his radio show.
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-07-31
"Hey folks, who remembers the 90s? This fella over here in the front, I can tell he does - you got a big piece, dude?"
1 MartyVanB 2017-07-31
The fingerless gloves. OK, whatever. But the JNCO shorts. Yuck
1 pj530i 2017-07-31
no, not ok
1 DooshLord 2017-07-31
Not to mention that both their heads disappear straight into their torsos.
1 KangolVos 2017-07-31
The 90's, amirite?
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2017-07-31
Why do these arbitrary comparison posts get so many upvotes? Opie posts a video comparing Patrice to a hibachi chef and you jackanapes literally can't wait to start shitting in your hand and slinging it. Half of the dolts in this sub only know how to make a joke by comparing someone to something, and it's usually a comparison someone else invented (opie = sloth, ant = Romanian grandma). In short, you are all lazy slobs lacking humanity and deserving of slow horrible deaths. Hey guys I posted another pic of opies head on a sloth body. LOLZ
1 clay-davis 2017-07-31
Why don't you make like a tree and kill yourself?
1 Lish_fips89 2017-07-31
Thank god he didn't steal the topless part
1 DanceLikeTheJig 2017-07-31
Yeah, that's what the video said, dumbass.
1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-31
SHeDd EhHpp.