You can tell he's in the basement away from the wife and kids and said "HUN! I'm gonna turn up the music real quick for a twitter video! It will only be for a minute.."
Every facial feature of this man seems like it's something I would order out of the back of a comic book in 3rd grade. Any windshield wiper glasses? Invisible ink?
He knows that he is an ugly loser. That much is clear. Why else would he cover his face with that shitty beard, oversized glasses, and that obnoxious hat?
Just jamming out to Bob Seger in my your only friend's basement and filming it is what all of the cool kids are doing. I hope the wheels actually do come of his car with his entire family in it and they get incinerated to dust on the shoulder of I-280 during their next "fancy" trip to Seaside Heights.
Imagine him requesting off work and scrambling to get his shifts covered all next week bc Opie after 8 flavored beers decided on Sat afternoon to take this fawkin circus on the road!!
"Dont worry, brotherman, I'll toss ya some bucks or whatever and its good promotion for Maria's !!!!"
32 comments
1 Ippi_Boy 2017-07-30
The fuck is that supposed to be?
1 Peckahnator 2017-07-30
He's a fawkin party animal and shiznit.
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2017-07-30
You can tell he's in the basement away from the wife and kids and said "HUN! I'm gonna turn up the music real quick for a twitter video! It will only be for a minute.."
1 liljoeyk 2017-07-30
How the fuck is he still alive.
1 crookedmile 2017-07-30
Every facial feature of this man seems like it's something I would order out of the back of a comic book in 3rd grade. Any windshield wiper glasses? Invisible ink?
1 Suvario 2017-07-30
It's like Bobo got older and more retarded looking.
1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-07-30
1 takyon_deathyon 2017-07-30
I bet other Puerto ricans hate this faggot
1 CertifiedBA 2017-07-30
It's Carl Ruiz, not Luis J. Gomez
1 ReDMeridiaN 2017-07-30
He knows that he is an ugly loser. That much is clear. Why else would he cover his face with that shitty beard, oversized glasses, and that obnoxious hat?
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-07-30
Why are his lips so wet and why does he have the fingernails of a mechanic?
1 burlapsack69 2017-07-30
someone needs to push this piece of shit into his fucking fry vat.
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-07-30
Ol' alcohol-flush-reaction cheeks.
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-07-30
Just jamming out to Bob Seger in my your only friend's basement and filming it is what all of the cool kids are doing. I hope the wheels actually do come of his car with his entire family in it and they get incinerated to dust on the shoulder of I-280 during their next "fancy" trip to Seaside Heights.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-07-30
Why would he feel the need to post this? Who is this for?
1 CertifiedBA 2017-07-30
People don't need to post video or photos of themselves after age 30.
1 DiploMaFF 2017-07-30
Just boys hangin' and havin' fun. Yeeaahhhhh
1 TheRevBrown 2017-07-30
Just because this faggot hangs out with SHOENICE in his basement we're supposed to like him. Eat my ass
1 JPSouthampton 2017-07-30
Lmfao wait is that shoenice it really looks like him
1 CertifiedBA 2017-07-30
Welllbasicalllly
1 PhilipMarma 2017-07-30
Shouldn't he be plating someone's dessert or sweeping the kitchen at this hour?
1 dom6502 2017-07-30
Instead of Night Moves he should be singing Buck Tooths
1 Lokque 2017-07-30
With fervor.
1 helobious1 2017-07-30
He's lame obviously, but it is pretty funny he still gets better twitter numbers than Opie.
1 liljoeyk 2017-07-30
Imagine him requesting off work and scrambling to get his shifts covered all next week bc Opie after 8 flavored beers decided on Sat afternoon to take this fawkin circus on the road!!
"Dont worry, brotherman, I'll toss ya some bucks or whatever and its good promotion for Maria's !!!!"
1 jljones83 2017-07-30
Sal Vulcano wearing a disguise to suck anonymous cock on Grindr.
1 Billyassman 2017-07-30
Fancy yourself a family man, do you Carl...
1 alobesmooth 2017-07-30
Working on our night moves. Wanna fuck my friend Opie's boobs.
1 stinksskc 2017-07-30
I love that song
1 pabbseven 2017-07-30
Whats wrong with his head?
1 pabbseven 2017-07-30
Which song was that tho
1 CertifiedBA 2017-07-30
uh...night moves
1 JPSouthampton 2017-07-30
i hope he fuckin DIES
1 CertifiedBA 2017-07-30
He's fucking wasted
1 Peckahnator 2017-07-30
He's a fawkin party animal and shiznit.
1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-07-30
1 JPSouthampton 2017-07-30
Lmfao wait is that shoenice it really looks like him
1 CertifiedBA 2017-07-30
Welllbasicalllly