Battle of the Proboscis: would you rather bang Chelsea Peretti or Flutesy?

3  2017-07-30 by EdguhMellencamp

Also you can't just say "I'd fuck her up the ass" because they can turn their heads 180° so the schnozz is facing you no matter what.

19 comments

1  SWIMsfriend 2017-07-30

flutesy, Chelsea is a cunt and a known coal burner

1  Johnnyrckt 2017-07-30

coal burner

Go fuck yourself.

1  andycumiashow 2017-07-30

Peretti has literally nothing to offer. I'll take Fyvush Flutesy and that genetic anomaly she calls an ass all day.

1  fuego_fernando 2017-07-30

Question: Is Chelsea Peretti pregnant?

1  eastriverdriveII 2017-07-30

yup.

1  fuego_fernando 2017-07-30

Chelsea. It's extra degrading to her unfunny husband.

1  GeMigMat 2017-07-30

Flutesy. There is nothing attractive at all about the other one

1  3stepsbackward 2017-07-30

Flutesy because Chelsea fucked Jimmy, which means she might have AIDS kicking around in her somewhere.

1  pusigineht1 2017-07-30

Neither. I don't fuck spics or kikes.

1  fuego_fernando 2017-07-30

Sad.

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-30

And they won't fuck you with that type of language.

1  fuego_fernando 2017-07-30

Exactly. What a sour, negative attitude.

1  darklydreamingdayln 2017-07-30

Flutesy. All day, every day. There's nothing less attractive than a coalburner.

1  fuego_fernando 2017-07-30

Good point.

1  RacistPigeon 2017-07-30

My hand over both of those fives.

1  TangerineReam 2017-07-30

Flutesy, because she can actually hang and is probably more sexually explorative. You wouldn't be able to just watch the news after sex with Peretti, without her complaining about Trump. Im no Trump fan, but she would use her casual complaining of Trump to your face in order to see how you'd react and what you'd say. I just blew a load lady; leave me alone.

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-30

The correct answer is Flutesy.

1  Jackatard 2017-07-30

Flutesy, but her hair has to be down. She got big ears too.

1  EdguhMellencamp 2017-07-30

It's Flutesy by UD of everyone who answered the question straight. My choice as well, although her nose is still horrifying.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-07-30

Lady Di