r/opieandanthony: Why is Piggy Schumer still in America?

Why is Piggy Schumer still in America?

33 2017-07-30 by Stankysnatch82

Wasn't she along with fellow kike Lena Dunham and other liberals threatening to leave America months ago? These count's don't get called out enough on keeping there word.

45 comments

1 GeMigMat 2017-07-30

And why is immigration so important to these people if they think Trump's America is a hellhole not worth living in?

1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-30

Yeah, you pretty much take your dog out of the fight when you pull the "it's too broken to fix. I am leavening." card.

1 ScarletNumbers 2017-07-30

Are you a loaf of bread or sumptin?

1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-30

Hey-O!

You got me.

1 senselessdegenerate 2017-07-30

One time... my girlfriend had a yeast infection so I stuck a bunch of flour in her cooter. It was a large baguette that's how I know she was a whore

1 ScarletNumbers 2017-07-30

Just like your mother and Lamar?

1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-07-30

Same reason they despise police but think that only police should have access to firearms.

1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-30

They are the oppressor, maaaaaaan.

Wants them to be the only entity with lethal weapons.

So brave. So smart. So logical.

1 Ippi_Boy 2017-07-30

Counts? Hahahahahahaha

1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-30

Muahahahaha! I vant to suck ya peckahs!

1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-07-30

1 stolen joke hah hah haaaa, 2 stolen joke hah hah haaa

1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-30

1 Parallel thought Mwuahaha! 2 parallel thoughts Mwuahaha!

1 Toss__Pot 2017-07-30

did someone just get schumered?

1 blackirishlad 2017-07-30

Is she a low-tier aristocrat or sumtin'?

1 Ippi_Boy 2017-07-30

Ooof

1 Stankysnatch82 2017-07-30

typo faggot, typo.

1 Ippi_Boy 2017-07-30

Oh sure you spelled that shit right, hahaha. Laugh at yourself fucker it's a celebration.

1 Stankysnatch82 2017-07-30

Quiet down faggot, it's a mistake, just like your birth.

1 Ippi_Boy 2017-07-30

Dad?

1 Ant_Sucks 2017-07-30

Have you seen the portion sizes in Europe? They're tiny!

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-07-30

Also the new "Europeans" aren't so big on pork.

1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-07-30

Ar you saying those camel jumpers don't dig on swine?

1 RacistPigeon 2017-07-30

Cause they're all lying cunts. That's about it.

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2017-07-30

GODDAMN RICH CUNT!

1 takyon_deathyon 2017-07-30

im pretty sure she tried to play the whole thing off as a joke

1 HudsonMargera 2017-07-30

She made 37.5 Million here last year.

That's why the sow isn't going anywhere.

1 decmcg 2017-07-30

C'mon guys.

We all say things in anger. Heck, I remember telling my parents I couldn't wait to leave home when I was annoyed with them and here I am, still in the basement in my 30s and living life like king :)

1 ScarletNumbers 2017-07-30

Sofa King

1 NickDutchNinja 2017-07-30

She has to wait a little bit longer, America is surprisingly far ahead in the whole "being a fat ugly woman or minority means we throw millions at you"-game. Even generally liberal places like Europe at the moment often still require you to have some redeemable value aside from being "oppressed".

Right now she wouldn't have a career anymore if moving to another place, in a few years every western country will have followed in America's footsteps and she can be famous and rich elsewhere for being a woman and nothing else. Then in a few more years, she'll be stoned to death by the people she was fighting for to get access to her new country.

1 TossyMcSalad 2017-07-30

Because she is a liar and a thief.

1 Nier_faot 2017-07-30

I never knew she was jewish.

1 SibHashian13 2017-07-30

She's to fat

1 philtheprince 2017-07-30

Whoopi swore if Bush got elected in 2000 she'd leave the country, but then decided she couldn't "run from the problem". Alec Baldwin too. I don't remember his excuse for leaving, except that he makes dump trucks full of money, and Bollywood probably doesn't pay as well.

There's like 9 Republicans in the entertainment world, and a handful of libertarians. One of them probably squacked about leaving if Hillary got elected, but I don't remember it.

1 XrayMyCock 2017-07-30

She would make a great urinal.

1 52017 2017-07-30

She'll leave when pigs fly.

1 Throwaway98709860 2017-07-30

She wouldn't fit in Europe

1 OutlawMemer 2017-07-30

There's a lot of red tape when it comes to transporting livestock internationally, it takes time.

1 Billyassman 2017-07-30

$$$$!!!! $$! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

1 thebedshow 2017-07-30

No other country would accept "her".