r/opieandanthony: Weekly Free-For-All Thread: July 30, 2017

Weekly Free-For-All Thread: July 30, 2017

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Peckas

106 comments

1 Compound_MediaPR 2017-07-30

Shut the fuck up

1 Gilgores_Trout 2017-07-30

These free for all threads are gayer than my gilgore posts

1 BabyDinosaurHead 2017-07-30

Where we at with the holocaust?

1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-07-30

It happened and it was a good thing.

1 BabyDinosaurHead 2017-07-30

You're only half right.

1 wbfletcher 2017-07-30

Holocaust centers.

1 TheDarkFezRises 2017-07-30

Still in the planning stages?

1 Silverfeesh 2017-07-30

All Hook-nosed pirate lies

1 philtheprince 2017-07-30

I don't get anti semitism. The Jewish people I've known have a been nice. I live in the southeast, so there aren't that many, and most I've known haven't been terribly religious.

1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-07-30

The jew will sue you chippah. My muddas a wise woman

1 52017 2017-07-30

The Jews I deal with in my business have been really nice, but they are definitely always trying to get a deal. Not sure if I can fault them for that. Honestly I would be happy to live in a neighborhood full of kikes.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-30

Agreed. I've met some great ones in southeast Michigan.

1 KangolVos 2017-07-30

Bloomfield Hills? Orchard Lake? I know them well.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-30

Heyoo! Yea there and Oak Park, West Bloomfield

1 KangolVos 2017-07-30

Just keeping it local.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-30

fawk yea dude

1 Toss__Pot 2017-07-30

as long as you pay your dues (jews), then you're ok

1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-30

I don't get it, but it's fun to joke about on this sub Reddit.

1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-30

Didn't happen, brotherman.

1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-07-30

Never actually clicked on one of these threads. On average how much gay porn is usually posted?

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-07-30

Not enough.

:'(

1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-30

Let me know what you find out.

1 That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2017-07-30

Carls shitty cat themed clothing

1 Robert_Spiff_Kelly 2017-07-30

Carls Grandfather was Castros gay lover

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-30

MEGATHREAD: You Are Gay.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-30

Carl Ruiz ate 12,000 calories yesterday.

2 Toss__Pot 2017-07-30

so he's currently slimming?

1 pusigineht1 2017-07-30

No traces of zyklon b were ever found at concentration camps

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-30

what about THERMITE PAINT

1 Reinhard___Heydrich 2017-07-30

Nor the necessary ventilation systems needed to clear rooms after just like gas chamber in states used for executions

1 philtheprince 2017-07-30

Is this based on the Leuchter report?

1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-30

More like zyklon c ya later cawk sawka.

1 Ippi_Boy 2017-07-30

I happen to like the song You're Welcome from Moana.

1 philtheprince 2017-07-30

I liked that one too. And a couple of other Disney songs I don't want to enumerate here.

1 late_50s_why 2017-07-30

Too bad the movie was about shit skins

1 pusigineht1 2017-07-30

I have been watching an anime called new game. I like it and really like one of the characters named Hifumi. I'm thinking she might replace Yukari Akiyama as my waifu. What do you guys think?

Hifumi

http://blog.honeyfeed.fm/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/hifumi-takkimoto-new-game-e1462937525213-225x350.jpg

Yukari

https://myanimelist.cdn-dena.com/images/characters/2/251213.jpg

1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-07-30

Based on the pics in say she has a better personality. Just rip the bandaid off and get it over with. Breakups are never easy

1 pusigineht1 2017-07-30

Well Hifumi is even more autistic than Yukari. So I wouldn't say she has a better personality.

I don't know what a sweet boy like me is to do. I'm torn between two lover's, feeling like a fool. Loving both of them is breaking all the rules.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-30

Do you live in an apartment or house?

1 pusigineht1 2017-07-30

Yukari Akiyama is 21 years old now.

1 pusigineht1 2017-07-30

Here is a best of comp of Hifumi. You can see why I love her. She is a sweetheart that deserves the best.

https://youtu.be/xQD6QO5aqms

1 majestik6 2017-07-30

are you Porter Robinson?

1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-07-30

They both look like preteens with tits

1 pusigineht1 2017-07-30

They are both of age, sir.

1 SnakeFaceMcGavin 2017-07-30

Why don't the japs draw all their faggy cartoons with chink eyes? They draw them all to look like white people. What's the deal with that?

1 pusigineht1 2017-07-30

So white people have baseball sized eyeballs? They are stylized drawings, you dink.

1 SnakeFaceMcGavin 2017-07-30

I'll bet

1 pusigineht1 2017-07-30

I bet you a kiss.

1 thrillated 2017-07-30

I'm not trying to insult you, but what exactly is the appeal of a waifu?

1 pusigineht1 2017-07-30

Yukari and Hifumi are 5 star women, that's the appeal

1 thrillated 2017-07-30

They're drawings though, what am I missing?

1 pusigineht1 2017-07-30

https://youtu.be/V0EZobdiJ4M

1 shimshammcgraw 2017-07-30

What do we think of the new champ Jon Jones's performance last night? I felt pretty happy for him, and sad for blubber ol' pissy eyes Cormier afterwards.

1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-07-30

I was disappointed that Cormier wasn't a very gracious loser, but it's understandable

1 shimshammcgraw 2017-07-30

He was fucking devastated though, I think the build up took so fucking long for the rematch he couldn't see losing again. It is a bit of a role reversal though.

1 Midian9876 2017-07-30

I live in a small town in the Great Plains. Once a year, they have their annual civic celebration 'street dance'. I was there last night.

Met a big girl, was pretty drunk and more in the mood for just hanging out than picking up girls. Dropped a complete bomb of a joke, only to follow it up with a 'I'm just chippin ya, babe, tsss'

Needless to say, I didn't get laid.

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-07-30

Was she a great big fat person?

1 Midian9876 2017-07-30

You could say that. Definitely.

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-07-30

Roomy?

1 marrio91 2017-07-30

If she's roomy, I'm dewey

1 majestik6 2017-07-30

I really miss fucking those girls.

I lived near Seattle and I could never get laid there to save my life.

But I'd email girls off in the middle of nowhere and it was like shooting fish in a barrel. My "theory" is that they wanted to get knocked up and I seemed like someone that would pay my child support. Plus, I didn't know any of their friends, so they wouldn't look like "sluts" if they fucked me behind the dumpster at the Sonic Burger.

1 KangolVos 2017-07-30

I hear you, my friend. I banged a solid 4 in Coldwater, Michigan a handful of times. Fun, though. No complaints.

1 KangolVos 2017-07-30

I did some nasty stuff with a solid 4 in Coldwater, Michigan. Fond memories.

1 majestik6 2017-07-30

Whenever I hear Jim Norton tell these stories of paying prostitutes to do disgusting things, I want to call him up and tell him "girls will do this for FREE you moron."

The thing that's bizarre is that it ONLY works if they have some kind of anonymity. I'm not exaggerating, I never got laid even ONCE in my hometown. When I was traveling for work, it was Charlie Sheen levels of debauchery, all for free.

Women are just completely out of control if they think that they can get away with it. That whole "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" works in reverse, if you travel for work you can get laid on the regular. (Admittedly, 90% of these girls are atrocious)

1 KangolVos 2017-07-30

Part of the fun for him is paying for it but you're not wrong. And yes, you can find a fun mess with ease.

1 puppy_action_team 2017-07-30

Grafton , NSW Australia is where you will find solid 3's that will do anal

1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-30

I'm infertile so I should try this. Piggies couldn't get pregnant if my milquetoast sperm hit them right in the cervix.

1 majestik6 2017-07-30

I probably am too. In the span of 20 years I probably used a condom a total of six times. During my 'peak' I was fucking so many people on the road, I started double and triple shifting. I was a complete fucking sex addict.

1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-07-30

How were your eggs this morning, James?

1 majestik6 2017-07-30

It's always been a mystery why Jim Norton pays for sex. I'm totally down to fuck a fat mess, so that probably plays a part.

1 Steamer1000 2017-07-30

On the road doing what? Not being an assholes genuinely curious.

1 majestik6 2017-07-30

In my case, I'm a consultant. Basically companies hire me to do I.T. work when they need to get it done and nobody on their staff has the skillset or time to do it.

But I've bumped into a bunch of people who have similar stories, they basically had "a girl in every port."

I think that a lot of people would have a hard time believing that women would have unprotected sex with someone they'd met off the Internet the night before, but it was happening to me every single week.

The part that was REALLY confusing was that I couldn't get laid to save my life in my own home city. I went on dozens of dates, rarely got a kiss, never got laid, never got a 2nd date.

The most logical explanation, from what I can see, is that these girls wanted to get knocked up, but they didn't want anyone in their circle of friends to find out that they were promiscuous. So because I was from out-of-state, I was a "safe" bet.

For the girl, it's a win-win:

1) If I knock her up, she can use my online dating profile to find out who I am and get child support 2) If she's married or in a relationship, she'll have the kid and tell her boyfriend it's his

I know that last part sounds really insidious, but statistics indicate that it's commonplace:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2005/aug/11/childrensservices.uknews

I'm still Facebook friends with about half of these girls, and most of them wound up getting pregnant.

1 Steamer1000 2017-07-30

Didn't expect such detail,but I appreciate it. Thanks man keep on banging.

1 majestik6 2017-07-30

Oh I got married.

I'm really lucky I didn't knock anyone up.

1 Steamer1000 2017-07-30

Im getting married in October. I'm nervous, excited, anxious and exhausted.

1 majestik6 2017-07-30

"one good girl is worth a thousand bitches"

Sounds like a Patrice quote but it's not

1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-30

Rape her next time, faggot.

1 EdguhMellencamp 2017-07-30

When I call you a faggot, I'm not trying to chastise you; I simply seek to guide you to the truth. Think of me as a shepherd.

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-07-30

AIDS

1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-07-30

you forgot to add "is the solution to niggers".

1 henkoenk 2017-07-30

Im a gambling addict. Just lost 300 dollar on some shitty brazilian football game. Im a fucking degenerate as Tony Soprano Would put it.

1 majestik6 2017-07-30

/r/wallstreetbets

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1 philtheprince 2017-07-30

Can you get into the executive game?

Help is out there man. Gambling is a problem I don't have. To fucking cheap.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-07-30

LPT: Boogers grow better during the day so don't pick your nose until night.

1 NortheastPhilly 2017-07-30

Bam fucked Lynsi Hughes

1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-07-30

http://imgur.com/a/YvabZ

I hope the opester ends up like willie tanner, cock in a crack den.

1 thrillated 2017-07-30

Holy shit, that's hilarious.

1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-30

I hope he is rape to death by a pack of ni

1 Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-07-30

Now is the longest amount of time until there is a new chippah podacast

1 disawayisthrows 2017-07-30

Dunkirk was fantastic. Sound off gang, what were your thoughts on it?

1 late_50s_why 2017-07-30

It's not on torrent yet

1 SlobKelly 2017-07-30

Going to see it in 70mm tmrw

3 disawayisthrows 2017-07-30

Honestly, the greatest film I've ever seen in theaters. I guarantee that you'll love it.

1 salmon_fillet 2017-07-30

severe lack of women and POC in combat roles

1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-07-30

Especially on the German side

1 disawayisthrows 2017-07-30

Agreed. We needed more Lesbian Black Nazis in there. Goonow.

1 yoyoitsme 2017-07-30

It was alright

1 McGowan9 2017-07-30

I killed a butterfly yesterday.

The fucker was constantly flapping in my face on the terrace of my country place. I smooshed the cunt when he landed on my chair arm.

Felt momentarily bad, mostly because we're told from a young age that butterflies are beautiful somehow. But they're not. They're winged, colourful, buzzing cunts.

It dawned on me in an instant that I hate all flying creatures. Be they vultures or robins, hornets or butterflies. They deserve to be fucked up. They're all creeps.

1 LynsifucksBam 2017-07-30

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cause we're all dudes. HEY!

1 indridcold1 2017-07-30

So wait, is Opie officially doing an FM radio station? Does brother Weeze have more than 1 market?

1 ajcuster89 2017-07-30

Niggers are not human. FUCK!

1 BabyDinosaurHead 2017-07-30

So I've been watching old seasons of THe Ultimate Fighter lately, and it's amazing how different everything from 2005 and 2006 seems from today. Nobody has sleeve tattoos or beards. Everyone has spiky hair and Caesar cuts. And everything about it is casually politically incorrect. They casually toss out the words faggot and retard and makes race jokes but bleep out swearing. Nobody has a hint of a social justice or hipster bent. Just chad looking jocks.

It's fucking awesome. To me all this is normal and today seems weird. I really miss the mid 2000s

1 philtheprince 2017-07-30

Did you see the one where the guy pisses on somebody's bed?

The first season is weird where they kept the teams balanced and after a team won, they'd have to send somebody to the losing team.

I think they produced the first season on their own and shopped it around.

There's a couple of guys on that show that I think might have been bigger down the road if they could have figured out when to stop partying. Also in one of the last spike or f/x seasons, there was one guy who dominated, and then lost the finale. I always wondered if it was because when they go home after the show before the finale, the people they train with weren't as good.

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1 ae_1985 2017-07-30

Anyone have the link to the Joe cumia motorcycle gang YouTube video?

1 uralldiseased 2017-07-30

what kind of faggy shit is this

1 stinksskc 2017-07-30

this post is gay

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1 philtheprince 2017-07-30

I liked that one too. And a couple of other Disney songs I don't want to enumerate here.

1 late_50s_why 2017-07-30

Too bad the movie was about shit skins

2 Toss__Pot 2017-07-30

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