I'm 5'7" and legit couldn't reach something in a freezer at the store yesterday. It was too far back on the fucking shelf even though the shelf was at shoulder height. Boy was my face red.
Why the hell does anybody care about this? It doesn't seem to be an advantage to be talk to be on the radio or a standup comic. The only time it annoys me is when people have Napoleon complex. Of the people in that studio, I suspect the one with the biggest tough guy complex was the tallest. After all he kicked over somebody's souvenir table at ground zero.
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1 CuntFromRoganBoard 2017-07-30
And Opie is 6'2. Coulda been a model.
1 Barbx 2017-07-30
If that's the standard, so could have Patrice.
1 GregoryPecker_97 2017-07-30
Ant is 5'9 at best. Jimmy dreams of being 5'7.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2017-07-30
Anthony's arrest report said he's 5'8".
1 Kurt_Love 2017-07-30
Maybe he had his dog the bounty hunter lifts on.
1 _Cursed 2017-07-30
He was wearing mommy's heels.
1 purplepilled3 2017-07-30
His hair added an extra two inches look at that muff head
1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-30
Wet muppet head.
1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-30
Yeah, but he had lifts in his terrible all black Sketchups he wears with white socks.
THA Tapes really revealed a lot of gross details to me about Ant's life and I really didn't like what I saw.
1 opiecide 2017-07-30
And I'm 5'11". Who the fuck cares?
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-07-30
Joe Rogan burrows into the ground in terror when you show up.
1 late_50s_why 2017-07-30
lol tiny faggot
1 Joe_Cumia 2017-07-30
Thanks for sharing, little guy
1 p3ckaz 2017-07-30
Manlet!
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-07-30
Don't worry dude, I'm 5'8. All the insults roll downhill to my tiny body.
1 opiecide 2017-07-30
I meant who gives a fuck how tall or short anyone is. Unless is freaky Rogan short or weird CSK tall.
1 open-and-honest 2017-07-30
Imagine being under 6 feet. Must be awful.
1 P3ndula 2017-07-30
Being tall sucks after 40.
1 MisterRogan 2017-07-30
lmao @ these little fellas downvoting you. Manlet rage will never not be hilarious. Hey manlets, stop breathing on my ankles, aa botherin' me.
Feels good being normal height (above 6'0")
1 xJonjey 2017-07-30
Yeah, having your feet hang off the edge of the bed 100% of the time must really be fun.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-07-30
Being too poor for a queen size or larger bed must be fun.
1 xJonjey 2017-07-30
Tbh I'm 5'8" and my feet go to the very edge of my queen size bed so there's that.
1 p3ckaz 2017-07-30
Then your queen size bed is not a queen size bed.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-07-30
King and queens are almost 6'7 long. You have a full, no doubt.
1 greygooser 2017-07-30
Sorry you can't afford a California King bro
1 xJonjey 2017-07-30
Lmao, why do I want a California King? Are you fat or something?
1 greygooser 2017-07-30
I merely suggested a longer bed in your hypothetical situation of feet hanging off a bed.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-07-30
I'm unironically 5'6" and I even have the same haircut as Frodo Baggins. I'll pay good money to have someone kill me.
1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-07-30
I'll do it for thirty-eight cents.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-07-30
I bet you think the same thing about being under 250 pounds, you self-important ass
1 valternieks 2017-07-30
Joe Rogan is 7'5
1 Kurt_Love 2017-07-30
Rogan was noticeably smaller than 135 lb dwarf Dom Cruz last night. First time I noticed how little he is.
1 1475315963 2017-07-30
7.5"
1 Tanwhiteman 2017-07-30
Ant looks a solid 5'9, Jimmy changes his height, he said hes 5'6 then 5'7. Opies 6'2. Bobby's 5'8. Louis CK is 6'3. Rogan's 5'5. Im 5'11. You're 5'4
1 Toss__Pot 2017-07-30
almost, but whats a few inches shared between friends!
1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-07-30
A good time?
1 xxmikekxx 2017-07-30
You're giving everyone atleast an extra 2 inches. Even exaggerating ego-maniac Opie says he's not quite 6 feet.
I think Ant is 5'7, Bobby is 5'6, Jimmy is 5'5, Louis is maybe 6'2"
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1 breadmoccasin 2017-07-30
Opie is not 6'2.
1 revt1 2017-07-30
Its not. Seth Rogan (listed at 5' 11") is slightly taller than the Opester.
1 LarryKleist711 2017-07-30
Seth Rogan is 5'9 at best.
1 Tanwhiteman 2017-07-30
Ant looks a solid 5'9, Jimmy changes his height, he said hes 5'6 then 5'7. Opies 6'2. Bobby's 5'8. Louis CK is 6'3. Rogan's 5'5. Im 5'11. You're 5'4
1 Kurt_Love 2017-07-30
So nice you posted twice.
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-07-30
Ant wishes he was still only 56.
Oh! Five foot six... My bad.
1 KuukerinNelli 2017-07-30
Patrice 6ft... UNDER
1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-30
Boom! 💥
1 KuukerinNelli 2017-07-30
There it is, there's the joke!
1 DullHornedUnicorn 2017-07-30
JoeCumiaSr with the bounce pass, see how that works?
1 Senators86 2017-07-30
You buried that cawk sucka... for realz or somethin
1 fuego_fernando 2017-07-30
Realer than a mug!! G' on now!
1 DooshLord 2017-07-30
Don't worry that we cut his leg off... 'cause his knee grows.
1 Leeham721 2017-07-30
I'm 5'7" and legit couldn't reach something in a freezer at the store yesterday. It was too far back on the fucking shelf even though the shelf was at shoulder height. Boy was my face red.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-07-30
Whereabouts? Scunthorpe?
1 Leeham721 2017-07-30
Stockton-on-Tees, North East
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-07-30
Never heard of it, sounds grim.
1 parrotpeople 2017-07-30
More like fag-on-knees or somethin
1 Leeham721 2017-07-30
There is a street called Fagg Street
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Fagg+St,+Stockton-on-Tees+TS18+1HQ,+UK/@54.5643778,-1.3204206,208m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m13!1m7!3m6!1s0x487e92fbfe058bd5:0x8ee86d6ad59f4425!2sFagg+St,+Stockton-on-Tees+TS18+1HQ,+UK!3b1!8m2!3d54.5643425!4d-1.3198923!3m4!1s0x487e92fbfe058bd5:0x8ee86d6ad59f4425!8m2!3d54.5643425!4d-1.3198923
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-07-30
Where's pecka street????
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-07-30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjStSqu_w4
1 andycumiashow 2017-07-30
/u/GeoffreyArnold is 5'1" and hopes to one day be a real boy.
1 philtheprince 2017-07-30
Why the hell does anybody care about this? It doesn't seem to be an advantage to be talk to be on the radio or a standup comic. The only time it annoys me is when people have Napoleon complex. Of the people in that studio, I suspect the one with the biggest tough guy complex was the tallest. After all he kicked over somebody's souvenir table at ground zero.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-07-30
5'2 confirmed.
1 philtheprince 2017-07-30
Me? No. I just don't give a shit how tall comedians are.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2017-07-30
Anthony's arrest report said he's 5'8".
1 Barbx 2017-07-30
If that's the standard, so could have Patrice.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-07-30
Never heard of it, sounds grim.
1 parrotpeople 2017-07-30
More like fag-on-knees or somethin