Jeezus. It's true...

51  2017-07-30 by SibHashian13

29 comments

"Why should race matter?"
"We hire shitskins only"
- Libs

Islam is not a a race dummy. It's a mental illness

how many shitskin isnt muslim tho

Half of Lebanon isn't muslim

I'm a white Muslim from Salt Spring Island, Canada.

Go away now, please.

Please don't be Islamaphobic. Thanks in advance.

Oh, ok. I'm sorry, sir.

Why?

I was lying.

Yep. Just like all religions.

"Flavor of Asia" hahaha

Well, it's technically not misleading.

did you see the picture of the lota jug for ass cleaning? It's got a spout with a bell-end, it's white & looks like my pecka

Just ordered it on Amazon. It'll arrive next week.

And it's more hygienic than using dry toilet paper.

Not if you end up with shit all over your hands

You do know that you can wash your hands right?

"What are wipes?": the human.

Wipes are not good for the plumbing system

The Qadaa' al-Haajah code states that one should clean their private parts using water and their left hand, or three stones.

Ohhhhhh, so that's what the shells in Demolition Man were... Apparently Islam took over the world.

we gotta keep those tunisians away from back alley knife fights

But why? What do they have against toilet paper?

they are trying to be as dirty as possible

Wrong subreddit. We only drink hot soup in a can here.

Starbucks coffee is liquid shit so having some excrement ridden terrorist serving it makes no mind to me.

Is that why Jimmy loves Starbucks?

Oh great. Meme shitposting.

We have a connection to water inside the bowl. So you wipe, wet then wipe again. None of that smearing peanut butter on a shaggy rug

Is that why Jimmy loves Starbucks?