What the fuck did I just see? Also, Jews aren't allowed to have tattoos. But Jews also love money and $25,000 to get a tramp-stamp is a sound financial investment.
Even if the people making requests aren't fucking with him, I don't believe he's going to sell more than a dozen of each voice profile for the rest of their existence.
I mean, maybe it's low effort, but his alleged fans aren't each going to buy three dozen of these and decide which version they want to use every morning on the way to work.
It's embarrassing, but I guess Nick DiPaolo agreeing to do one with him helped encourage this delusional queer
Nick's Paulie Walnuts isn't good, but it's better than Joe's Tony Soprano. Joe should just do the whole thing as Florentine, that would be hilarious. And it's the only good impression he does.
It's less than Fiverr prices, which no one is making a living off of, besides Indian teens. That marketplace is way bigger than anything Joe could do too.
I'll put in 6 bucks of we can get him to do one that says, Joe Matarese is worse than Shared and should be working at starbucks but for his doctor wife.
Why do guys on this sub constantly underestimate what rock bottom is? I have no idea what rock bottom is. I come here for daily updates so i know what to look out for
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1 SugarInMyMeatPi 2017-07-29
His rates are cheaper than a jew who steals memes for a living
1 pusigineht1 2017-07-29
If I had 25k to blow I'd legally change my name to I hate niggers and pay for that tramp stamp.
1 zenicaone 2017-07-29
start a gofundme or some other begging site page. Ill give you a dollar.
1 kingship75 2017-07-29
What the fuck did I just see? Also, Jews aren't allowed to have tattoos. But Jews also love money and $25,000 to get a tramp-stamp is a sound financial investment.
I don't know what's real anymore.
1 Sock-Cucka 2017-07-29
Even if the people making requests aren't fucking with him, I don't believe he's going to sell more than a dozen of each voice profile for the rest of their existence.
I mean, maybe it's low effort, but his alleged fans aren't each going to buy three dozen of these and decide which version they want to use every morning on the way to work.
It's embarrassing, but I guess Nick DiPaolo agreeing to do one with him helped encourage this delusional queer
1 Doc_McCoy79 2017-07-29
I know. I was like "Nick...no..."
Nick's Paulie Walnuts isn't good, but it's better than Joe's Tony Soprano. Joe should just do the whole thing as Florentine, that would be hilarious. And it's the only good impression he does.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-07-29
Joe's Tony is a bad version of Ant's which is a bad version of Max Koch's.
1 turnthemaround 2017-07-29
It's less than Fiverr prices, which no one is making a living off of, besides Indian teens. That marketplace is way bigger than anything Joe could do too.
1 FatMosque 2017-07-29
Joe "Twofer" Matarese
1 zenicaone 2017-07-29
will he suck a dick? We could raise money here for that?
1 CommanderCock 2017-07-29
I'm in.
1 holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-07-29
i feel like the tiny opie mouth of his would have a really good grip on my tiny dick
1 Toss__Pot 2017-07-29
I'd deliberately not wash mine for a week
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2017-07-29
A lil' cock cheese never hurt nobody.
1 kevin121312 2017-07-29
I'll put in 6 bucks of we can get him to do one that says, Joe Matarese is worse than Shared and should be working at starbucks but for his doctor wife.
1 ffffantomas 2017-07-29
Why do guys on this sub constantly underestimate what rock bottom is? I have no idea what rock bottom is. I come here for daily updates so i know what to look out for
1 StuntPeckah 2017-07-29
BINGO! There's your rock bottom right there!
(See you tomorrow)
1 heinzguderian88 2017-07-29
next he'll be under the queensboro bridge jerking off punks for $15 a a man
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-07-29
He'd get more sales that way.
1 SGFTI 2017-07-29
That is the first step to becoming a sidekick for a much funnier man.
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-07-29
He actually jerked me off down there for a cool $3
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-07-29
He takes coupons now?
1 NitratePrint 2017-07-29
There's a lifetime discount if you flash your autographed pill holder
1 1475315963 2017-07-29
I'll give him $50 to eat 2 slugs from a shotgun
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-07-29
Takes a real champ to shoot themselves in the head twice
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1 brmlb 2017-07-29
he's lost his mind. his wife must be giving him the pills that put holes in your brain.
1 FuegoFerdinand 2017-07-29
He's still a level above Brother Joe.
1 KangolVos 2017-07-29
"Angry me off meds?" Joe, just give up.
1 RichHeads 2017-07-29
Someone pay the $25 and request that he does it in his own voice but before each command he says " I'm an unfunny cuck".
1 Djs3634 2017-07-29
His wife's a doctor ya know.
1 LeSernieBanders 2017-07-29
Ya kiddin'!
1 LeSernieBanders 2017-07-29
Ya kiddin'!