Im moving today and my nuts smell like onions and swiss cheese AMA

2  2017-07-29 by AntwansBobo

13 comments

Did they just open a school by your old place?

Megan's law really does fuck things up for us FALSELY accused guys.

That baby is a liar!

Unfortunately

Did you get evicted? Also, how much pee did you have hoarded away in soda bottles?

I was drunk last night and filled up a 1 liter iced tea bottle and 3 regular 16 oz water bottles with piss.

Neat!

One time when I was drunk and too lazy to get out of bed to piss I pissed in a half full Gatorade and in the morning forgot about it and took a drink. It was very salty.

I have also done this.

As someone who used to do this I have to ask

Why do people do that instead of going to the bathroom?

300 bottles and no the landlord went to Aruba and I bailed

Hopefully he went to Aruba and ended up like Natalie Holloway, am I right?

That's a little blue collar working man's rent joke for ya.

Do You jerk off into the toilet?

No , I use my trusty buddy sock

I use my buddy's sock