Opie is just a sad, silly goose.

15  2017-07-29 by TangerineReam

How do you lose your lummox of a bodyguard -a luxury you never really needed- to "personality differences"?

I want Opie DEAD...I don't know if that's healthy or not.

9 comments

1  takyon_deathyon 2017-07-29

he fucks everything up for himself and then blames everyone around him

i can't imagine all of the, "FAWWKIN HATERS" rants kenny had to endure while driving this fat titted mess home

1  TacolasCage 2017-07-29

Mental illness is a bitch

1  StuntPeckah 2017-07-29

You don't know but Kenny has done some terrible things behind the scenes.

What are they? I'm not telling you. Why would I tell you when I can passive-aggressively use it to show how little I need you or care about you...

1  Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-07-29

I could more easily imagine a healthy looking Jim norton than I could imagine csk doing anything mean spirited

1  TangerineReam 2017-07-29

I think I've said this before: I just cant imagine what its like to be relentlessly hated on the internet, every second of the day. That MUST take its toll somehow, whether you're a nut like Opie or not. I cant imagine living normally after that, plus knowing that the majority of what your family and kids look up on the internet about you is mostly hate. Especially with your kids, and knowing that when they're old enough to do a web search, they're just going to see the litany of Bald Opie/Opie tits/Opie faggot etc. That must drive someone even more nuts then they already are.

1  Yaseetheo 2017-07-29

Not to mention the truth of who their real father is.

1  dolan_the_rapper 2017-07-29

There's so many things you can search with his name in it that bring up this sub reddit. And if they were all just Bald Opie pics, etc. his kids could just kind of roll their eyes about it but 90% of them are well thought out, articulate, timestamped arguments why their father is a complete sociopathic piece of shit. How can you respect your Dad like that? Plus he has tits?

1  ReDMeridiaN 2017-07-29

Here's the only way to reconcile that though: Opie is a classic sociopath. He has no conscience and not a shred of empathy. If he wasn't, he would easily be able to take a step back and consider how he comes off to other people. It certainly doesn't help that his antisocial behavior has been encouraged by all his creepy fatso fans.

1  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-07-29

It's definitely not healthy but you're absolutely right to want him dead.

1  fuego_fernando 2017-07-29

You'd all be dead if it wasn't for my David!