Opie, I guess, cause of the tits.

Good luck keeping your dick hard as he constantly burps all over it while sucking it.

I pick sue lightning. She seems like she would be a tender lover.

The question proffered two options, sir.

Well maybe you can play by the rules and muk up the works but my little girl needs a vaginal operation so I'm gonna do whatever it takes.

                                 -Walt Jenkins

Opie, I don't like negros.

Ant, because at least there's a small chance he'd bring Sue along.

Anthony, he's got that whole black thing going for him.

Opie because I don't fuck coloreds.

Anthony, because I'm a tranny.

I yearn for Opie's semen in my mouth and anus. Please. I want to drown in his semen.

Sign this fellow up for the military, welcome aboard seaman Klinger.